Whenever you come across a self-claimed female on the Internet, are you most likely imagine that they're a(n):
a) FBI/FSO/Mossad agent who is there to capture information about potential criminals and to possibly recruit potential members for their intelligence organisation
b) a 50/60 year old fat-ass male who is a homosexual who likes to have sex with young men who are willing to address him as their "master" and bow to him
c) a 20/30-something year old man who is very lonely and has nothing else to do, who honestly wants to makes friends with people, but doesn't think that they'd be willing to make friends with the real him
d) a drug salesman who is part of a Satanist cult of drug and sex
e) an actual female (except one who's most likely very ugly in real life and has awfully poor social skills)
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