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I ain't doing this shit anymore

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:32:02 No.12852287 View View Reply Original Report

I finally decided to hire a hooker to relinquish my virginity.

Why didn't anyone told me that sex was so physically exhausting?

I almost had a heart attack two minutes in!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSZbk6D Mon 31 May 2021 21:34:11 No.12852292 Report

Quoted By: >>12852302

Because it isn't you fat fuck go for a run once in a while and get your deadlift up

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:k3c1xspx Mon 31 May 2021 21:34:12 No.12852293 Report

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Hahah weak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:39:50 No.12852302 Report

Quoted By: >>12852309

>>12852292
I only weigh 100kg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSZbk6D Mon 31 May 2021 21:41:47 No.12852309 Report

Quoted By: >>12852314

>>12852302
>only
Are you one of those super tall 190+cm balkanfags at least?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:42:49 No.12852314 Report

Quoted By: >>12852329

>>12852309
Yes, 197cm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmsILivC Mon 31 May 2021 21:42:53 No.12852315 Report

Quoted By: >>12852320

You should have hire you mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JmsILivC Mon 31 May 2021 21:43:47 No.12852319 Report

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Heck. You should have hired your mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:44:14 No.12852320 Report

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>>12852315
Il hire your daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUUjOEGE Mon 31 May 2021 21:47:58 No.12852324 Report

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Fatboy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sCSZbk6D Mon 31 May 2021 21:50:18 No.12852329 Report

Quoted By: >>12852334

>>12852314
I see doesn't seem too much then but your cardio is still probably shit
Also how aren't you getting laid with that height wtf how autistic are you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:53:49 No.12852334 Report

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>>12852329
Bosnian girls will just catfish you but when you ask for sex they will always deny you like their vagina is made out of gold or something.

I think height fetish is a western thing. Girls don't care as much about it here.

I am an autist, I won't deny it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oaMpkR/M Mon 31 May 2021 21:54:49 No.12852337 Report

Quoted By: >>12852352

>>12852287
Make the tranny get on top. Now it's her problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6hXRdgZs Mon 31 May 2021 21:58:19 No.12852352 Report

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>>12852337
Yeah but I like to pump from below

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