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try to relax your anus

Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 09:39:41 No.12854184 View View Reply Original Report

sharp pain in lower left of ribcage
pain searing into my soul
tortillas in my freezer
no ribbed pie pan when my gf wants a lemon tart for her bday

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Anonymous ID:OFyz1zJx Tue 01 Jun 2021 09:49:28 No.12854200 Report

Quoted By: >>12854231

happy birthday!

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Anonymous ID:qpkbC3hL Tue 01 Jun 2021 09:53:00 No.12854207 Report

Quoted By: >>12854231

why exactly are you relaxing your anus?

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Anonymous ID:KTmzGqB1 Tue 01 Jun 2021 09:55:49 No.12854215 Report

Quoted By: >>12854231

Check this pillow case design. It must cost a fortune though, as you have to request one from the artist and she'll make it for you.
>no ribbed pie pan when my gf wants a lemon tart for her bday
A lemon tart? That's quite modest for a birthday gift, but is it polite to tell the other what you want to get?

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 10:08:47 No.12854231 Report

Quoted By: >>12855008

>>12854200
not yet dum dum
but fine I will carry on austrian regards
>>12854207
I want YOU to relax YOUr anus
>>12854215
no the sample here is to prevent cheaper manufacturers's to make the pillowcase for no charge on art copyright
so you either buy the image from the artist and print it from a third party or you order the daki cover from the supplier that has print on hand
>bday gift
no dum dum, I bought her other stuff for a gift
but instead of a cake she want a tart
>is it polite
we are both paranoid insects so I asked her what she wants instead of buying her some rando shit she may regret getting
for instance if I were to buy her an article of clothing I'd prolly go for trad wofe dress inspite the fact I know she is missing certain pieces of clothing for summer like shorts, skirts, sandals and highheels when she has plethora of dresses
oh yeah we have the same footsize which means not only can she fit in my shoes I can fit in her high heels

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 14:48:54 No.12854981 Report

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just finished my gf's gift
it's my very own limited edition on moon tea
it's basically a book on abortion teas
she asked for it
she forgot she asked for it
I made it anyway
took me days to cover each paper in iron 3 chloride and coffee, dry the papers, tie the papers with needle and thread and finnally write the damn thing

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Anonymous ID:KTmzGqB1 Tue 01 Jun 2021 15:11:37 No.12855008 Report

Quoted By: >>12856403 >>12856439

>>12854231
I don't really know what to think, I mean it's logical that you would buy her something that she needs. But it's a gift, so it might also be nice to buy her something that she likes, whether she needs it or not. I guess a good work around would be to buy her both...
>took me days to cover each paper in iron 3 chloride and coffee, dry the papers, tie the papers with needle and thread and finnally write the damn thing
Oh, so it's handmade. That sounds very sweet, I'm sure she will like it!
>also
Redpill me on Nagatoro. What makes the show so popular? Is it just because of the brown loli? Also thots on that comic in which she's black?
>also also
I've seen this on another board, but do you think it plausible that we'll have realistic androids in our lifetimes?

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 15:25:05 No.12856403 Report

Quoted By: >>12856955

>>12855008
well yes but I want to buy her something that she wants, not something she may tangentially like
that's what comes later, for now I'd like to keep it specially simple
>handmade
almost errybody gets something handmadr soone
r or later from me
>nagatoro
I'm not watching cuz I wanna binge with my gf once everything airs
>blac
where did you gst a black comic of nagatoro
>realistic androids
I don't know
maybe

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Anonymous ID:ksdVnUf5 Tue 01 Jun 2021 15:44:13 No.12856439 Report

Quoted By: >>12857473

>>12855008
Tfw no orange bri'ish gf ;_;
>>12854184
>My gf

WTF, even schizo croat can get a gf? Is she real or a result of your lack of meds?

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Anonymous ID:KTmzGqB1 Tue 01 Jun 2021 16:14:49 No.12856955 Report

Quoted By: >>12857473

>>12856403
Well sure, maybe once both of your financial situations stabilise. Though your current idea sounded great to me too.
>almost errybody gets something handmadr sooner or later from me
Give me more examples, I love handmade stuff. I appreciate them a lot more than expensive gifts.
>where did you gst a black comic of nagatoro
It was posted here a week or so ago, by an Australian I think. Haven't you seen it? Though that version of Nagatoro wasn't very pretty...
Oh, I was under the impression that you were watching it.
>maybe
It sounds unlikely to me... I mean I don't think technology is developing that rapidly. That said, there certainly is a market for that sort of stuff, which might speed up the process.

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 17:49:46 No.12857473 Report

Quoted By: >>12857703

>>12856439
she is very real
>>12856955
whatevs man I just spent a lot of time making zefir and I fucked shit up, shes getting lemon tart without the roof tomorrow
>handmade
I made ultimate weed stash for the friend that got broken up with from the other friend
in highschool lots of girls I knew got a neat piece of woodart I made
I made lean for Tone which he still keeps and never drank since is first time somebody cared enough to make sumthing for him
plus he fone with heavy drugs only weed once a fortnight from what I know
I gave my godparents one of my mosaics
I gave my aunts 3 mosaics
I gave two of my middleschool teachers two of my mossaics etc
>here
I wasn't very present on the board with all the studying
I should be back on regular sched somewhere after 10th of july but for how long I'll be here I just don know
and like I couldn't torrent for a week sonce till yesterday there was no internet like at all
>market
that depends
a sex doll is just a lump of silicone that costs a fortune
an android sexbot would cost atleast 100 times as one, bringing the cost from affordable on credite to mortgage territory and a lot more expensive than some pretty decent cars all for a movable robot that can take your cum and presumably discretely clean itself without a helluva lot of effort otherwise what's the point?

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Anonymous ID:jpp+zgcI Tue 01 Jun 2021 18:02:51 No.12857498 Report

Quoted By: >>12858378

anus

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Anonymous ID:8imKkl/u Tue 01 Jun 2021 18:24:20 No.12857703 Report

Quoted By: >>12858378

>>12857473
You really seem to like her, doing so much for her and all. She's lucky, I'd say.
>in highschool lots of girls I knew got a neat piece of woodart I made
Oh, I did something similar, I used to draw portraits of my classmates and gifted them to the respective girls. I drew one of my teacher too, and from what she told me she framed it and hung it on her wall.
I can understand him, I wouldn't want to consume something gifted to me either.
>but for how long I'll be here I just don know
What do you mean? Well, not that I'll be here forever either. But I will most likely be until September. Or October, since that's when I should get my final results.
>an android sexbot would cost atleast 100 times as one, bringing the cost from affordable on credite to mortgage territory
I wasn't talking about only a sex bot, that's quite plausible in the near future. But one that can mimic human behaviour and keep learning. But you're right, one like that would be extremely expensive, even if there was a market for it, most people would never be able to afford one.

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 19:26:16 No.12858378 Report

Quoted By: >>12858389 >>12858596

>>12857498
yes canada
anus threads exist
it's been more than a year
oh my god
>>12857703
you gotta keep yo girl happy so she tolerates your shenanigans
>did something similiar
man I wish I could draw
>wdIm
I mean how long will I be able to hold a thread for days without dipping
>here till september or october
and we gon procastrinate on establishing a private enough contact network until the the very deadline
because the way people work
>learn
yeah but what's the point
really
wheres the consumer demand?
people want sexbots
people fear sentient robots

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Anonymous ID:jpp+zgcI Tue 01 Jun 2021 19:32:39 No.12858389 Report

Quoted By: >>12858501

>>12858378
that is good news

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 20:11:07 No.12858501 Report

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>>12858389
yes
we've been doing this spiel for more than one earth's rotation around the sun
beautiful really

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Anonymous ID:nxBqj1pM Tue 01 Jun 2021 20:40:26 No.12858596 Report

Quoted By: >>12858598 >>12858743

>>12858378
Well, true. But you must like it too, otherwise you wouldn't bother. Right?
>man I wish I could draw
You could start with something simple. Anime faces are fairly easy once you get the hang of it. See if you can find a tutorial and practice for a bit. It might even relax you while you're studying.
>I mean how long will I be able to hold a thread for days without dipping
Well, it doesn't have to be for days. It's only recently that they started surviving the night again anyway.
Don't worry, I said we will by the end of August, didn't I?
>wheres the consumer demand?
>people want sexbots
>people fear sentient robots
People already have sex bots. They aren't very realistic, in fact I'd say most of them are quite creepy even. But if people want more then it must be a robot that is capable of providing a certain degree of companionship, I think.
>it's been more than a year
>oh my god
I wasn't expecting it but I was pleasantly surprised.

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Anonymous ID:jpp+zgcI Tue 01 Jun 2021 20:41:25 No.12858598 Report

Quoted By: >>12858743 >>12858828

>>12858596
bongo your anus

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Anonymous ID:faIlaq0X Tue 01 Jun 2021 21:18:07 No.12858743 Report

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>>12858598
his anus needs to listen to this
https://youtu.be/0YBumQHPAeU
>>12858596
well yes but I cannot stretch how important it is to keep those you hold close happy and content with what they got
xou are basically buildingba trust fund that when shit hits the fan they will know how good a person you are and to stick to you like zefir on the parchment paper
>start
naw man that shit takes time and I got none to lend anymore
>recently
inspite my lack of trying that is
before ir was pretty easy just bump it every few hours write a blogpost and it's done nowadays I just can't find the time
>end of august
well it's only the first contact and reliability of the first contact
after that it's as easy as exchanging email adresses or whatever, though prefferably it would be a messanging app we both use...
the first contact can wait though
>companionship
more like cumpanionship amirite
>surprised
ye, and the fact is I'm still just the shizo that talks about relaxing people's anuses

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Anonymous ID:p2tkulKI Tue 01 Jun 2021 21:39:21 No.12858828 Report

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>>12858598
>bongo your anus

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