>>12894610You could at least try describing yourself as "slightly below average in terms of height" and as "having a preference for the female gender, but never rejecting an opportunity for some fun with handsome-looking young men". If you wanted to sound not too gay and not rape-bait-y, you could say "I prefer taking a dominant role when it comes to love and passionate encounters, but I am rather fond of people who are able to demonstrate their natural superiority to me, who are capable of besting me, be it in arguments or in games. I am always in search of worthy rivals, yet rarely have I come across one. I do, however, allow any person, be it a man or a woman, young or old, from near or afar, to prove their worth to me, and may praise those who, in my eyes, are distinguished in regards to great qualities".
As opposed to what you do, which is to say "well, I'm a very poor and ugly boy who's the size of a dwarf, and I have sexual fantasies about getting raped and having my guts ripped out, munched by cannibals deep in a ravine out in some corner of the woods. Will you please be my friend? I won't accept a no for that."
