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>be me, 16
>eating at a Neighborhood cookout
>shits_good.jpg
>3 hours later and at home
>tummy rumbling
>go to bathroom and sit down
>as soon as it peaks out I smell the most fowl stench
>immediately cover nose
>doesntwork.exe
Start profusely vomiting from the stench, smells like a cow farm in the sun
>parents come in
> the stench immediately hits them
>ex-military dad starts puking
>yells "it smells like fucking Iraq in here!"
>feel another one coming
>release this slimey, brown mess all over toilet
>I swear I could hear mr clean yelling for. Pay raise.
>parents leave and buy candles, spray, ect.
>mfw the stink was so bad it stood there for weeks
>mfw we needed a new toilet
>eating at a Neighborhood cookout
>shits_good.jpg
>3 hours later and at home
>tummy rumbling
>go to bathroom and sit down
>as soon as it peaks out I smell the most fowl stench
>immediately cover nose
>doesntwork.exe
Start profusely vomiting from the stench, smells like a cow farm in the sun
>parents come in
> the stench immediately hits them
>ex-military dad starts puking
>yells "it smells like fucking Iraq in here!"
>feel another one coming
>release this slimey, brown mess all over toilet
>I swear I could hear mr clean yelling for. Pay raise.
>parents leave and buy candles, spray, ect.
>mfw the stink was so bad it stood there for weeks
>mfw we needed a new toilet
