http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/BlueDrop Tenshi No Bokura is suggested reading, if you have the time.
If you’re new to arume survival threads, please read the rules and lurk a bit before posting.
Rules:
Whenever you make a decisive action, you roll with the last two digits of your post number, reversed. For example, if your post number is xxxx17, then your roll was actually 71. Rolling a 01 is a critical failure, and a 98 is a great success. Getting dubs of any kind (including 00) results in a critical success, and trips+ will be act as extremely lucky successes.
(i won't always rely on rolls, mostly to get the game moving along faster if needed)
Any debates or arguments between anons will be settled between themselves or by voting.
You must pick a character name, and try to remember to include it in each post so that nobody gets confused.
(the average resistance member will be more powerful than the average arume, because the arume have a whole army behind them, so this is to make it more fair)
Background: The Arume have invaded Earth, and have found great success in conquering humanity. Pockets of resistance remain scattered throughout the globe. The Arume are a highly advanced all-female race and will stop at nothing to defeat mankind. They are also lesbians.
It has been three months since humanity’s subjugation. Some human resistance forces have established a base in the empty ruins of a small coastal city, but they are not alone…
Master
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Red is the location of the current resistance base. green is where the destroyed arume base is. black is where the new arume base is. I’ve labelled some points of interest as well. More information will be added in later threads, should you uncover anything. Your starting equipment will be determined by your first roll in this thread, so make it count. Each anon will start in the resistance base for this thread.
Master
Arume survival episode 1>resistance consists of 20 soldiers, a few nurses, and a cook >our old leader died >we currently don’t have a leader >but we all report to some commander through the radio >we don’t know who it is, but he has a cool deep voice >he has led us to many victories, with his cunning tactics and intel >liquid anon and dan go arume hunting for some reason >they kill 4 arume out of 8 and come back alive >commander promotes liquid to sergeant and dan to corporal >because 1 of the 4 dead arume was a high ranking official >liquid is the new leader >find out we have a mole in our resistance >find out it’s the nurse >dan found this nurse unconscious, a month back while he was scouting >nurse tries to kill liquid >nurse is tied up, and forgets everything that happened, or at least pretends to >dan convinces everyone to keep her alive Episode 2>scouts are spotted near the base >dan and jeremy kill and capture them >they see someone is trying to contact the arume scouts through their radio >jeremy tries to impersonate the arume >notice the voice on the radio is a male’s voice >henry went on out to get some supplies >he finds some supplies, a dead resistance guy and some dead arume >he finds a blue vial on one of the dead arume >nobody knows what it's for >commander gives info on an arume base that used to be a gated neighborhood >dan comes up with a plan to destroy it >everyone tries to interrogate one of the captured arume >find carbon monoxide is also poisonous to arume >find out that they can get an engineer to re program arume guns for humans to use >the plan is to use carbon monoxide to flush out the arume >and find a engineer amongst the arume at the base
Master
>>1289931 Episode 3
>everyone helps to dig tunnels, used for easy movement around the map >dan makes some cool armor that repels plasma, and a lightning gun >while jeremy is digging in the tunnels he finds the sewers >now the resistance can use the sewers to travel around easier >henry finds a military surplus store, and inside an old vet >the vet gives henry some supplies, including night vision goggles, O2 tanks, and more >the vet offers to train the resistance soldiers >jeremy overlooks the arume base with his sniper from a distance >he makes a map of the base >the base has around 35 arume soldiers >we won the arume base and captured an arume engineer >we took in 4 prisoners not including the engineer >the resistance only lost 5 men thanks to dan’s intricate plan >liquid gives info that the commander will be arriving at the base shortly, with some of his men Episode 4
>jeremy meets a guy named foster, and he wants to be a sniper like jeremy >jeremy decides to take him to the old vet at the surplus store for training >the commander finally arrives, along with ten men >to everyone's surprise the commander is an arume >the soldier are uneasy that the commander is an arume Episode 5
>jeremy takes foster to bill (the old vet) >bill gives him a sniper >bill trains both jeremy and foster the next day >frog doesn’t trust the commander >the commander takes a liking to frog the next day… for reasons >the commander and dan decide on a plan >dan will become a double agent, and pretend to betray the resistance >the commander has friends on the inside that can help dan >the resistance are currently coming up with the details of the plan Master
>>1289937 Episode 6
>jeremy, frog, and foster go to get some dead bodies for the operation >they are going to set them up in a fake resistance base, and torch it so it looks like dan betrayed the resistance >they find a warehouse that will be used as the fake resistance base >frog goes into the commander's room to look for some dirt on her >and he steals a microwave that he found in her closet for some reason >the commander gets mad and calls a meeting >the commander is arguing with frog >meanwhile dan goes outside with his ACD and finds a signal Episode 7
>henry finds out the ACD was from arume following him >henry calls for backup >back up comes >meanwhile frog takes the microwave in his backpack and tries to find out what it is >everyone can see that frog’s bag takes a shape very similar to a microwave >wilhelm and dimitri catch up to him >wilhelm tells him that the microwave is a bomb, and that the commander’s hobby is making DIY weapons >wilhelm snatches the backpack and throws it far away to prove it’s a bomb >when the backpack hit’s the ground it explodes Episode 8
>the commander makes frog her bodyguard so he can stop being suspicious of her and stop the growing mutiny >he is also promoted to lieutenant >the resistance eventually shoot down the airship, and the airship lands >liquid sent all 10 men to charge the airship’s one opening >5 men die >the arume eventually surrender >jeremy get’s three ghillie suits from bill >he gives one to foster and one to king Master
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>>1289943 Episode 9
>the resistance goes through with the plan >henry gabber becomes the double agent >they take him in the airship >the airship is under general kyoko >henry is free to walk around the airship for now >henry meets a scientist named yuki, she is against the arume, and will help henry >while henry was on his mission, the commander, frog, jeremy, willhelm, and dimitri go to meet another group of resistance >they are called the black wranglers >the are like antifa, they smell bad, they refer to each other as comrades, and they are all beta >the resistance decides to shoot them all >they are all dead Episode 10
>dan quake has returned >he was apparently lost in the woods after an airship crashed while he was on it >henry finds out he is quite famous in the arume world because they think he killed the commander >many arume are trying to use him as a pawn for their own gain, but general kyoko won’t let them >since the arume believe that the local resistance is dead, they start sending arume to recapture the place >an airship lands about 3km away from the base >they don’t notice because the base is camouflaged, and they let their guard down >the resistance plans to swiftly take them out before they can report back that they are being attacked Episode 11
>the resistance was able to destroy the new arume base >the resistance is down to 15 men >jeremy got shrapnel in his eye, and he might not be able to snipe anymore >general stevenson get feminized into a wolf girl >he manages to retain his memories >he goes back to his base Master
npc
Aki - the current commander of the resistance
Kyoko - one of the generals of the arume, also is responsible for henry gabber
Angela - one of the engineers that had been captured after destroying the first base
Yuki - one of the scientists on the airship that is helping gabber
Dimitri - he is close to aki and one of her best men, used to be a human slave, but was bought off by aki
Willhelm - same as dimitri, but he is in his fifties. One of the commanders most trusted advisors
Bill - a vietnam war vet, green beret. This guy’s the real deal, and sometimes trains the soldiers
Foster - one of jeremy’s men, he is a decent sniper and looks up to jeremy and bill
Noriko - a rich arume aristocrat
https://discord dot gg/JMe6RE
Dan Quake
>>1289973 >he wakes up and pants heavily >he first looks at his hands, and thenlooks around Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 22:53:50 No. 1290031 Report Quoted By:
>Goes to put on shades >Realises he now has to wear an eye-patch because he lost an eye >Shed a single tear
Private Toucan
>>1289973 >Toucan goes to the meeting room as he was instructed by the commander Master
>>1290029 you see general kyoko standing over you.
"it seems there are still resistance in the area... you said you took them out..."
Master
>>1290043 you see the commander waiting for everyone
Dan Quake
>>1290047 >he looks at kyoko >he frowns Get off of me. I don't like it when people stand over me while I'm napping. Anyways, some bastards get away, it happens.
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:0UX6sttP Mon 03 Jul 2017 22:56:35 No. 1290069 Report >>1289917 Rolling for Equipment
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 22:56:37 No. 1290070 Report Quoted By:
>>1290061 >Go to see the commander then Private Toucan
>>1290061 "So commander, I've noticed you and Jeremy have gotten close. But I hear you and another lad we're getting kind of serious before I showed up. Care to enlighten me?"
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:0UX6sttP Mon 03 Jul 2017 22:58:10 No. 1290082 Report >GO TO THE MEETING ROOM WHILE REMINDING DA WHITEYZ WHO WAS KANGZ AND BE TELLING DEM TO CHECK DA PRIVILEGE
Jack Ward
>>1290061 >having gotten to the meeting, I look to the commander wondering what's going on. Master
>>1290066 dubs
"good excuse... get up we're going somewhere."
>>1290069 96
sniper, machine gun, or shotgun, you also get armor with your gun
>>1290081 18
"mind your own business private..."
>>1290082 28
the whites start getting pissed off
>>1290088 dubs,
any gun of you choosing, and armor, and grenades, flashbangs.
commander: "alright everyone's here. as you all know arume bases have been popping up. we already lost 5 men to one of them... we can't let them be. we must get rid of them before they have time to settle. there will be a transport truck, carrying equipment, food, weapons, ammo, and more. we must capture it."
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:03:27 No. 1290139 Report >>1290128 >Try to go to the meeting room again Private Toucan
>>1290128 >Toucan presses on "Come on commander, you're not fooling me. One of the boys told me it was true."
Kang Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Kang Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:0UX6sttP Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:04:58 No. 1290157 Report >>1290128 >Get da Shotgun cause we sure willl be showing da whites who is kang Moop da doo didda boo Bix Nood Gimme Welfare
Dan Quake
>>1290128 >he puts on his shirt, covering his bullet scars >he grabs his stuff and follows kyoko Jack Ward
>>1290128 "Will get on it commander, just shut the black guy up"
>I grab my equipment and follow the group Master
>>1290139 93
the commander gives you a smile
"jeremy you've finally arrived."
willhelm looks at you with disappointment
>>1290148 commander: "there are more pressing matters right now. if you wish to speak to me do it after the mission"
>>1290157 soldier: "shut your fucking mouth!"
>>1290163 kyoko: "we are going to one of the local arume bases..."
you get on one of the smaller airships and go to one of the bigger bases, when you arrive kyoko says "you're going to help us flush out the resistance..."
>>1290183 "we have limited men so we can't just go over there and shoot up the place."
Private Toucan
>>1290222 >sheeeeit Toucan got BTFO'd "How many bases are there commander?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:12:50 No. 1290246 Report >>1290222 >Crack a cheeky grin at Willhelm >Look to the commander "Yeah, I only walked into a few walls on the way. So what are we to do now?"
Billy Mays
>>1290222 Alright i can Take out my disguise
>Alberto Barbosa Disappears and Billy Mays appears Gotta keep some Camoflage so Arumes will think i am a monkey and not shoot me
Dan Quake
>>1290222 >he grits his teeth >his sweat drips down his forehead >he looks at kyoko Um, excuse me. You mean flush out as kill them all? Not even take in a few prisoners?
Jack Ward
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>>1290222 >I laugh quite happly "More of them, cool, it'll be fun then."
Master
>>1290245 "we don't know yet... maybe maybe 4 or 5 not including the one we just took out, but that's not of concern right now. we need to prevent that truck from reaching them"
>>1290246 she informs you of the truck,
"you can't snipe anymore so i have a different job for you"
>>1290250 05
the soldier don't respect you, and probably won't help you during a fight
>>1290255 you can save the dubs
"we can take prisoners, but why would i want to do that?"
she starts laughing
"you seem like you don't want to help what's wrong?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:19:19 No. 1290329 Report >>1290315 "Oh, and what would that different job be? I'm pretty good with my hands, just so ya know."
>Winks >Oh fuck it just looks like he's blinking Private Toucan
>>1290315 "I suppose you're right, commander. Tactics and all that."
>Bill loads his rifle "Are we heading out now?"
Billy Mays
>>1290315 LET'S GET GOING ON CAUSE I'VE GOT TO SELL MY OXICRACK TO THESE ANIME SLUTS
Dan Quake
>>1290315 Well, I would hate for them to have to see me. I'd rather do so with a helmet, or mask, to cover my face. Plus, the reason why I brought up the prisoners was because it's pretty lonely when you're surrounded by people you don't know, and can't even relate to.
A cat
>>1290315 >A cat walks up to the resistance base and meows >Rolling for equipment Jack Ward
>>1290315 >I put on a flame retardant helmet as I go "when do we begin?"
Private Toucan
>>1290315 "By the way, commander, for a plan to stop the truck, I was thinking we use the few females we have to set up a distraction. We dress them up as arumes and pretend one of them was shot while the other is giving medical care to her in the road. When the truck stop and the arumes get out to see what's going on, the rest of us ambush the truck and the arumes. How does it sound?"
Master
>>1290329 92
the commander laughs at your wink
"we could use a bomb but that might damage goods... hmm"
>>1290340 "hold on..."
>>1290344 dubs saved
>>1290351 15
"so you still show sympathy towards them?"
the other arume look at you. some arume do respect you because they think you're the one that killed the commander
"follow me."
you go inside
there are 3 prisoners that look like they have been tortured
>>1290395 59
a machine gun or if you're actually a cat then you get kinda sharp claws
>>1290408 "soon just hold on"
>>1290416 "hmm we could use me as one of them, most of the females here are not suited for fighting"
Private Toucan
>>1290445 "We'll use her as the injured soldier then."
Dan Quake
>>1290445 >he looks at the prisoners in horror >he steps back, he looks at kyoko Please, don't make me like that, okay?
>you could see actual fear in his eyes Billy Mays
>>1290445 Alright we can do something
Plant a scene with Destroyed Trucks and females undercover as arumes to think it was an attack and put the cat in the middle of it,then we can Insert Explosives inside of these Soldiers that are undercover then when they are Inside Detonate when they are in place and the whole Facility Explodes while we enter and save the day
A cat
>>1290445 >The cat walks into the meeting room, purring loudly Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:32:39 No. 1290495 Report >>1290445 >>1290477 >Jeremy locks eyes with the cat "Wait a second commander!"
>He then look at the commander "We can use the cat as a distraction. Girls like cats, right?"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:33:20 No. 1290499 Report >>1290495 >Locks eye with cat* Billy Mays
>>1290499 >>1290495 Can we Insert Explosives into the cat?
A cat
>>1290499 >Meows at Jeremy and walks closer to the center of the room Jack Ward
>>1290445 >>1290473 >>1290495 >while the plan is being discussed, I wonder what we may find in the truck Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:36:25 No. 1290537 Report Quoted By:
>>1290514 >>1290516 >Looks at Billy >Looks at the cat >Looks at Billy >Looks at the cat >Looks at Billy >Looks at the cat >Looks at Billy >Looks at the cat >Looks at Billy >Looks at the cat "No. I couldn't allow such a thing."
squatting slavs
Master
>>1290462 "ok, i'll be on the front of the road covered in mud so they can't recognize me. i'll look like an injured arume soldier... then you come in and kill them"
>>1290471 17
"oh don't worry, i have respect for you being able to kill aki and all. she was a clever bitch..."
she hands you a knife
"do it..."
>>1290473 "we must take the goods... then the truck. we might need the truck for something else i had in mind..."
>>1290477 dubs
the commander sees you and picks you up
"well hello there little guy. i'm keeping you"
she hugs you
>>1290495 "well maybe he can accompany me, while i pretend to be a soldier"
>>1290499 dubs saved
>>1290514 41
commander: "What! no! he's mine!"
>>1290519 guns. food, ammo, basic supplies
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:37:47 No. 1290553 Report >>1290541 "Pretend to be a soldier? That sounds kinda risky."
A cat
>>1290541 >Meow and slip out of her grasp, start meowing angrily at Billy Billy Mays
>>1290541 Alright First we will get the Truck Do we have any Prisoners Commander?
We can inject them some kind of Mind controlling Drug And control them and before releasing insert explosives inside them
Then we Mount an fake attack scene,Some Arume Patrol will hopefully See and Rescue Them and once the Prisoners are Inside we blow the Place to Hell
Dan Quake
>>1290541 >he sees his reflection off of the knife >he takes a moment to look at it, and then look at a prisoner I... I can't.
Private Toucan
>>1290516 "We sheeit, the last time I saw a cat was when uncle stevey got his ear clawed off by one."
>>1290541 "Okay, we'll jump the drivers as soon as they exit. Are we stealing the supplies or destroying them?"
Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1290572 >I attempt to pet and calm the cat Billy Mays
>Give the cat some Oxicrack
A cat
>>1290606 >Hisses and backs away, back arched and tail up Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1290615 >Give the Cat some Burgers made from my Big City Burger Station Master
>>1290553 "don't worry about me... that's where you come in... if i'm by myself, then they might just bring me into the truck and leave, it might be too quick for us to strike. you'll take me hostage... they'll come out trying to negotiate, it'll be a better distraction. we can stall longer."
>>1290580 08
"hold on bully mays, mind control drug? what are you stupid?"
>>1290582 28
"and why not? you want to be accepted into our fold don't you? you've already killed many humans, go ahead."
>>1290590 "steal the supplies and the truck, we can use the truck to sneak into an arume base later on"
>>1290606 you do it
two soldiers hold you down.
"what do you think you're doing fucker?"
>>1290615 51 vs 60 you get a dose of oxi crack
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:43:56 No. 1290636 Report >>1290615 "You're all doing ti wrong!"
>Grabs the cat and gives it a hug "Good kitty."
Dan Quake
>>1290627 >he looks at the prisoner Forgive me.
>he stabs clean through the prisoner with the knife >he pulls the knife out, it is oozing blood >he looks at kyoko Have... have you ever done this to your own kind before?
Jack Ward
>>1290627 "hey, if you want a different idea, lure them out and let me at 'em!"
Billy Mays
>>1290627 Alright so we could bribe them or Lie to them under false Pretext and insert the Bombs without Even Knowing,that's where the drug part comes in,they will need to be drugged so they forget about everything and think they're being rescued,we also put a tracker onto them and once they're inside we explode it into space
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:45:41 No. 1290653 Report >>1290627 >Adjusts eye-patch "I guess I am one scary looking motherfucker now."
>Rolling for scare factor "I'm down for this plan."
Private Toucan
>>1290627 "Sounds like a plan commander, I'll see you on the battlefield."
>Toucan prepares for the ambush A cat
>>1290627 >>1290636 >Go fucking mental on Mays because of the crack, clawing at his dick before crawling up and slashing his face Billy Mays
>>1290659 Using my dubs to make the Cat go so Apeshit he loves me
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:48:01 No. 1290682 Report >>1290659 "Oh fuck that!"
>Throw the cat at a wall A cat
>>1290682 >Jump off of mays and stick to the carpet, avoiding your throw Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:51:06 No. 1290722 Report >>1290699 "Wooah woah. I didn't mean it, k?"
Master
>>1290646 64
"no but i would... i'm actually surprised you did it. good job i guess... cmon we have a meeting to attend to."
you walk in a room with a huge table
there are seats reserved for you and kyoko
you both take a seat
kyoko "do we know where the left over resistance is?"
a commander: "no... we are still settling in... there will be a transport truck going through for the base"
Kyoko "transport truck! i asked for an airship!"
"they would't allow it.... we've already lost too much..."
kyko "fine"
she looks at you
"you job is to protect the truck go now..."
>>1290648 this plan'll work fine
>>1290649 "we don't have bombs powerful enough for that, also we need that truck, it'll help us in the future..."
>>1290655 dubs saved
>>1290659 95
his dick is bleeding
and his face is scratched up
>>1290674 he starts loving you
>>1290682 >>1290699 28 vs dubs
the cat avoids it
commander "don't hurt the cat!"
A cat
>>1290722 >Hisses and jumps on Mays' back, starting to rip up his shoulders Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:54:00 No. 1290764 Report >>1290753 >Back drop onto the cat "Now you've done it!"
Billy Mays
>>1290753 >Drug the Cat so High he falls over and sleeps Master
A cat
>>1290752 >Go for a final blow on his dick, and scratch up his face again >>1290764 >>1290765 >avoid these Dan Quake
>>1290752 >he nods Ready when you are.
>he puts on a mask Jack Ward
>>1290772 >I put the flamethrower to the cat, in order to scare it off. Billy Mays
>>1290752 Doesn't the Base got some Pipes To Vent the Heat off?
We could blow them once they were close enough so the Blast Radius Could Blast the Venting Pipes making the base to overheat and explode
Private Toucan
>>1290753 >>1290764 >>1290765 >>1290790 >Toucan hears the ruckus "WTF IS GOING ON OVER THERE?!
A cat
>>1290790 >Jump on the flamethrower and meow loudly, obviously pissed Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Mon 03 Jul 2017 23:59:35 No. 1290820 Report >>1290808 >Go full rugby mode and tackle the fucker "Not today dickhead!"
George Niles
>roll for good starting gear
Jack Ward
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>>1290808 >I flail the flamethrower around, to either get the cat off, or hit it into a wall. Master
>>1290753 >>1290764 >>1290772 the commander takes the cat from you guys
"are you okay little guy?"
>>1290786 you go to the truck
there are 7 arume there
it's a huge ass truck, it's black and as big as a small apartment
>>1290790 09
you burn part of the base
>>1290800 dubs
"we can use that plan once we attack the base, good thinking."
>>1290806 >>1290808 the cat is with the commander now.
>>1290820 face plant
they laugh at you
>>1290823 32
you get a rifle or armor
we might have to wait for dan to come back
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:02:29 No. 1290851 Report >>1290835 >Looks at scratched up patch on crotch >Looks to the commander "Don't go near that thing! It's dangerous!"
A cat
>>1290835 >Meow at the commander, calming down slightly. Try to communicate to her to make cat armor and weaponry for me Jack Ward
>>1290835 I quickly attempt to hide the burn
George Niles
Master
>>1290851 15
"he doesn't look dangerous to me..."
she cuddles him
>>1290853 35
"what's that? you want some food?"
she gives you a can of almost expired tuna
>>1290858 85
you hide it with a coat, but the smell is still there
soldier "anyone smelling something burning?"
>>1290861 16
train harder
A cat
>>1290874 >Eat the tuna, try harder to tell her I need some weapons and armor for a cat while coming off the oxycrack high Private Toucan
>>1290853 "Hey there little guy."
>Rub the cat's belly with one finger L. Wyatt
Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1290874 >I leave the room George Niles
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1290897 >shift away, taking the tuna with me Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:07:56 No. 1290913 Report >>1290874 >>1290893 "Hmm. I must've been seeing things, I coulda sworn that thing was crazy."
>Watches the cat eat Master
>>1290893 39
"do you wanna come with me on a mission?"
>>1290898 89
shotguns, sniper, or machine, also get armor with your gun
A cat
>>1290937 >Nod, try again to tell her I need cat armor and weapons by meowing and pointing to a gun Master
>>1290905 50
you're accuracy becomes better, get a small bonus when you are shooting
>>1290913 foster come up to you
"so i'm assuming you aren't sniping anymore..."
Master
>>1290967 76
"you want a weapon? well how could a cat use a gin?"
L. Wyatt
>>1290937 >grab shotgun, hunt for traps Master
George Niles
>>1290971 >keep ooon trainin' Jack Ward
>>1290976 >I go grab coffee Master
>>1290978 87
where do you go hunting?
>>1290983 38
you are kinda tired now. so you should stop or won't have any energy for the mission
you will get an accuracy bonus though
>>1290986 68
the coffee tastes like shit
A cat
>>1290976 >Flex claws to tell her that I specifically need a weapon usable for a cat, such as some military-grade claws. Also lightly bonk my head to signal I need armor too Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:14:39 No. 1291017 Report >>1290976 >Ohhellfuckinno.jpg "With all do respect commander, I don't think giving the cat a gun is the brightest of ideas..."
>>1290971 "Yeah, I lost my good eye. Fuckin' arume. You'll be in charge of the sniper squadron from now on, think you're up to the task?"
L. Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1290986 >>1290983 >>1290978 >>1290976 >>1290967 >Toucan watches the base come to life like a living organism >Toucan ponders the universe and the meaning of life >Maybe we're not even real, maybe this is just some kind of hologram or maybe I'm in a video game right now........ Jack Ward
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>>1291009 "Ah yes, I remeber this, I fucking hate this shit."
George Niles
>>1291009 >eat a little bit and take a rest Master
>>1291011 dubs
she makes you some claws, and armor. it's actually her hobby to make diy weapons so you are in luck,
"you look so cute in that armor!"
>>1291017 commander: "aw cmon, you're scared of a cat? the great sniping jeremy is scared of a cat..."
foster: "yeah. i'm not as good as you but i'll try..."
>>1291027 72
you are going to have to choose a location, look at the map
>>1291046 64 you are rested up
Dan Quake
>>1291009 >he comes around the truck >he grips his gun tightly, looking around >his mask hides his face, so no one recognizes him A cat
>>1291064 >Thank her by meowing, laugh in cat at Jeremy L. Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
>>1291064 Go to where green is to find resources
Private Toucan
>>1291064 >see the cats armor "That cat looks better protected me"
Anonymous
what the fuck is this shit the other one is so much better
Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1291064 >I hide near the truck, flamethrower ready, and now I wait for the Arume Private Toucan
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:21:20 No. 1291096 Report >>1291064 "Scared! Me! Of course not!... It's just that... well... the bastard tried to claw my nuts off. So, as you can imagine, I don't support the idea of giving the cat a gun."
>To foster "I think you're probably better than me now.."
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:21:49 No. 1291102 Report >>1291089 I noticed that there's a different Arume OP. Did she died?
Private Toucan
>>1291089 We're taking a break from that universe
George Niles
>>1291064 >train close quarter combat Master
>>1291071 one of the arume says
"so you're the guy that killed aki... well glad to have you one board, we've been getting word that there might still be some resistance in the area so keep your guard up"
>>1291072 she doesn't know you're thanking her, she continues playing with you
>>1291073 37 there's nothing there, you run into an arume patrol
>>1291096 you all get into position where the truck is going to be.
the commander rips her clothes a little,
you both stand in the middle of the road with the cat
>>1291115 you are tired as fuck
Anonymous
>>1291102 >>1291103 The last original thread was yesterday, is it the same OP? I know another guy who knew the OP took over for like a half an episode... Is the old one over? Is this a completely different timeline?
George Niles
Quoted By:
>>1291133 i thought i was rested?
>rest some more Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:25:45 No. 1291149 Report >>1291133 Kill the arume patrol, rape their corpses
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:25:50 No. 1291150 Report Quoted By:
>>1291133 >lean into the commander and whisper "Why the fuck is the cat here?"
Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1291133 Ok Commander Let me help you with everything you need (I'm going to be AFK So Save my Character)
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1291137 We just do whatever, man. The other universe isn't finished, like I said, we're taking a break from it.
Jack Ward
>>1291133 >burn then, burn them all Dan Quake
>>1291133 >he pulls out a smoke bomb >he throws it near the truck >it explodes and emits a thick cloud of smoke >climbs on top of the truck, with a revolver in his hand Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:26:59 No. 1291168 Report >>1291137 Only thing I remember is a qt tranny OP running this one originally. Might be the same OP but I'm' not sure.
George Niles
Quoted By:
>>1291102 This is the original one I think. This one was more threads so I assume the other one is newer.
A cat
>>1291133 >The cat gets into position Master
>>1291137 that was me who took over half the episode because he was busy. this is the old one, and are trying to finish it up so we can continue the new one.
>>1291149 they are dead and you rape them, (get with the resistance already)
>>1291160 they aren't here
>>1291167 you are on the top and the truck is now moving
>>1291168 nah those threads were boring, the original threads were stupid
>>1291186 68
Master
Quoted By:
you are all in position waiting for the truck the commander is with jeremy in the middle of the road
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1291220 >get into a cozy position for when the arumes show up Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1291220 >I wait impatiently for them to turn up Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:32:22 No. 1291255 Report >>1291220 >Just trying to pass the time "Soooo, why is the cat here?"
>Keep watching down the road A cat
Quoted By:
>>1291220 >Wait for the truck to come, hiding in a bush by the side of the road Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:33:23 No. 1291267 Report Quoted By:
>>1291220 The Resistance? Hunt those fuckers down after looting the arume's shit, in the red location
Dan Quake
>>1291220 >he pulls out a nitric acid grenade >he lays down and points the revolver forward, where the truck is heading >in his other hand, he has the nitric acid grenade Master
>>1291255 "girls like cats didn't you know?"
>>1291272 you can see that there is an injured looking arume and a man ahead, you can't make out who they are yet.
>>1291255 "quick it's here, take me hostage"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:37:48 No. 1291325 Report >>1291292 >Mutters to himself "I knew it."
>Hold her in front of me and put my pistol to her head >He'd say to himself "Just stay calm, just stay calm. No need to panic."
George Niles
Private Toucan
>>1291292 >>1291325 >Toucan has his rifle fixed on the truck, just in case he needs to open fire on it. Master
>>1291325 52
"hold me tighter you idiot! you look like you want to take me to dinner but are to shy to ask! look like you want to kill me!"
>>1291353 your rifle is fixed on the truck
>>1291343 the arume aren't out yet
Dan Quake
>>1291292 >he loads the revolver >he aims at the female looking target A cat
>>1291292 >Walk up to the driver's side of the truck and meow at the Arume, trying to distract them Billy Mays
>>1291220 Alright I'm back in Baby
Rolling to Join the Resistance in the fighting
Master
>>1291370 the arume yells at you
"put the gun down she is one of ours!"
>>1291373 37
they are too busy
>>1291376 you are watching the shit go down from a distance
Jack Ward
>>1291292 >I watch what happens closly, head completely hidden behind the helmets screen George Niles
>>1291369 sorry for not paying attention
>hunt for food, stay hidden from arume Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:42:19 No. 1291390 Report >>1291369 >Whisper "I'm trying my best! This isn't exactly my forte."
>Hold her tighter Billy Mays
>>1291381 >Approach them and Load my Shotgun while i approach Master
>>1291382 >>1291383 you are both hidden
>>1291390 09
5 arume get out
one yells
"let her go!"
>>1291394 they see you, 2 out of the 5 point the gun at you
Dan Quake
>>1291381 >he puts the gun away >he climbs down behind the truck as its moving >he hides in the back of the truck, hidden A cat
>>1291381 >>1291390 >>1291421 >Walk up to the Arumes, purring, trying to distract them from Jeremy's shit acting Billy Mays
>>1291421 Alright Alright I surrender
>Fake Surrender and when they approach shoot the heck out of em doomguy Style Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:45:44 No. 1291438 Report >>1291421 >Thinks to himself "Don't panic!" "Heh, you think I'd let a cat go that easily!"
>He looks visibly confused Master
>>1291422 dubs you are well hidden
>>1291430 03
they kick you off
>>1291437 73
"okay put your gun down"
>>1291438 "what?"
they talk to the commander
"don't worry we'll save you!"
Private Toucan
>>1291421 >If a battle has started, begin shooting at the arumes through the trees >If it's still calm, wait Jack Ward
>>1291421 >I wait for the Arnue to get closer with a blank stare... George Niles
Quoted By:
>>1291421 >watch what's happening, while hidden Master
>>1291459 it's still calm at the moment
Billy Mays
>>1291458 >Shoot them with my shotgun EAT LEAD BITCHES
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1291458 >Make an unholy screech as I'm kicked away, sounding like nails on chalkboard multiplied by 1 thousand Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:48:32 No. 1291479 Report >>1291458 >Put on scary motherfucker face "Take one more step and I'll blow her brains!"
>He looks chuffed that he didn't fuvk up the sentence Dan Quake
>>1291458 >he tries to scavenge for any more guns in the truck Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:49:31 No. 1291496 Report >>1291458 Find the resistance.
Jack Ward
>>1291458 >now waiting for gunfire, I continue watching the enemy. Private Toucan
Master
>>1291470 07
one of them sees you
"you! come out of there!"
>>1291475 57
since it is two vs one you get shot in the chest, but you manage to shoot one in the shoulder
>>1291479 "okay okay, don't be an idiot like your friend"
>>1291487 78
you find a machine gun
>>1291496 69
you know where they are, roll see how long it takes to reach them
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1291517 >hiss at the Arumes, trying to spook them Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:52:19 No. 1291538 Report Quoted By:
>>1291517 "Idiot? Give me a break I mean c'mon, me? Idiot?"
>Whisperes to the commander "What was the plan again?"
Billy Mays
>>1291517 >Shoot the Other in the head while the one i shot in the shoulder is incapacitaded Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1291517 >I raise my head out the bush "Sure, will do!"
Master
>>1291510 01
the ones inside spot you and shoot roll higher than 50 to dodge
Jack Ward
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:56:11 No. 1291592 Report Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 00:56:29 No. 1291594 Report >>1291592 That's probably gonna take a while
Master
Private Toucan
>>1291548 >Plan's gone to shit, open fire on the five arumes in front of the truck George Niles
>>1291517 >START SHOOTING DAN FUCK THE PLAN WE KILL!
Master
>>1291611 dubs
you manage to kill two of them.
they are surprised by the sudden shooting.
Master
A cat
>>1291627 >Claw out some Arume eyeballs while screeching like a hellcat Jack Ward
>>1291627 >fuck it, they spotted me, they shot me, they can burn, I pull my flamethrower out and set them ablaze Dan Quake
>>1291517 >he waits for someone to open the door >he loads the machine gun >he points it at the door at which the back of the truck opens, waiting for someone to attack him Private Toucan
>>1291627 >continue to fire on their position Master
>>1291634 43 you manage to distract it for a while but it throws you off and takes a shot at you, roll higher than 40 to dodge
Billy Mays
>>1291632 >>1291539 Continue To shoot if there are any left
George Niles
>Fuck shit up with my rifle
A cat
>>1291644 >Dodge and slash at one's throat Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:01:06 No. 1291659 Report >>1291627 >Hold the commander and drag her to cover as the firefight starts Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:01:30 No. 1291667 Report Master
>>1291636 63 you burn some but they aren't dead
>>1291639 you kill one, the other two run back inside the truck
>>1291653 35
you are on the ground bleeding
>>1291654 45 the truck starts to accelerate
>>1291657 before they run you manage to slash one, she might live if she gets medical attention
>>1291659 95
you are in cover
commander: "fucking billy mays..."
>>1291667 76
you arrive, you see the truck start to accelerate
Billy Mays
>>1291691 Headshot one and then fix my Bleeding
Master
>>1291638 no one is going to the back
Private Toucan
>>1291691 (use my stored dubs)
>Toucan shoots the driver through the windshield of the truck Jack Ward
>>1291691 >shove the weakest one over, and burn them some more A cat
>>1291691 >Start ripping up the one that got slashed, tear at her eyes George Niles
>aim at the tires and shoot
Billy Mays
>>1291704 Rolling to Fix my Bleeding
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:05:55 No. 1291735 Report >>1291691 "At least we made it off the road."
>Take a shot at one of the arume with my pistol "I told that cat was evil. Look at it go, clawing and scratching those arume."
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:06:08 No. 1291741 Report >>1291691 Jump on the truck
Dan Quake
>>1291741 >>1291732 >>1291730 >>1291717 >fires the machine gun to the ceiling of the truck, trying to kill wyatt >stops machine gun Master
>>1291702 they are in the truck so you miss, the trucks tries to escape
>>1291710 dubs
the driver is dead
the truck starts to slow down
>>1291717 you burn some tires, slowing it down more
>>1291719 91 she is blind at the moment, she throws you out the window, the commander catches you
>>1291730 03
you miss, but the truck is still slowing down
>>1291732 23
you are still bleeding a lot
>>1291735 you miss
>>1291741 >>1291785 you shoot wyatt in the arm
Billy Mays
George Niles
Jack Ward
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>>1291794 >I stare down dan, silently, mercilessly Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:12:47 No. 1291818 Report >>1291794 Run fast and scout for medical supplies
A cat
>>1291794 >Screech, jump back into the truck and kill the Arume that threw me along with any others in the truck Private Toucan
>>1291794 >Toucan waits for the truck to stop, then approaches it, weapon drawn Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:13:57 No. 1291830 Report >>1291794 "Puh. At least I'm trying."
>Take another shot at any arume I can see "So then, commander, does this truck really just have some basic supplies on it? Or is there something more to it? Seems awfully well defended for some supply truck driving through what they should see as a friendly area, don't you think?"
Master
>>1291803 30
ok it's kinda stopped, you can move again
>>1291807 70
the truck stops
one of the arume goes up to dan "shit what do we do? let's call for backup?"
>>1291818 81 you find some bandages on the dead arume
>>1291819 91
you manage to kill her.
there's only one left along with dan
>>1291824 no one comes out yet
Master
Quoted By:
>>1291830 "this is an important transport, it's supposed to help the new bases settle in... but we stopped it, we can use it like a trojan horse"
A cat
>>1291836 >Jump out of the truck and into the commander's arms, meow and start bathing myself Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1291836 >Reload,Fix My armor and go RIP AND TEAR SOME ARUME ASS Jack Ward
>>1291836 >walk into the truck, look for supplies Billy Mays
>>1291849 (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STOP STEALING ROLLS
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:17:34 No. 1291865 Report >>1291836 Hunt Danny after collecting shotgun shells
Private Toucan
>>1291836 >>1291785 >Toucan yells at the truck "If there's anyone alive in there, you better come out now and surrender!"
A cat
Master
>>1291849 94
"you did a good job little guy... see jeremy he's nice! he helped us!"
>>1291854 you get shot down by one of the arume for just walking in, you are on the ground outside bleeding
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:18:03 No. 1291873 Report >>1291865 I will find you Danny
Billy Mays
A cat
>>1291870 >Start licking my bloodied paws, slowly growing a liking to Arume blood Jack Ward
>>1291870 >because of this, I throw a grenade into the truck George Niles
>>1291836 >rush the truck and capture the arume talking to dan Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:20:44 No. 1291903 Report >>1291870 >Stare into the cats' hate-filled eyes "Sure.
>To the commander "Have you made contact with our double agent yet? Seems like a while since he left."
Master
>>1291865 >>1291873 you must get into the truck it is being defended
>>1291866 arume "dan what do we do? should we surrender?"
she considers it, she runs out leaving dan
"i surrender!"
>>1291878 87 armor is fixed
>>1291880 08
"stop! don't drink the blood! that's disgusting!"
>>1291886 68
the grenade explodes and damages some supplies
Billy Mays
>>1291904 >Reload and Proceed to go to the Truck Private Toucan
>>1291904 "Nice and easy"
>Grab the arume and tie her hands A cat
>>1291904 >Meow, confused at the commander's response to cleaning himself while getting some tasty protein from the blood and lick some more off Dan Quake
>>1291836 >he looks at the arume I can handle this.
>>1291866 >he puts the nitric acid grenades in the truck >he gets out of the truck >he shoots the grenades in the truck, and the whole truck explodes >with the cloud of smoke left from the explosion, it blinds everyone temporarily >he escapes the action Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:23:16 No. 1291943 Report Quoted By:
>>1291926 "Yeah, that ain't normal."
Jack Ward
>>1291904 >I then get back up and bandage the wound George Niles
>Shoot an arume in a non-lethal area >Drag away closer to base and take away weapons >tie her up as well
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:24:53 No. 1291964 Report >>1291904 Fuck the truck; hunt Dan and kill him
Master
>>1291890 you see a masked man inside
>>1291903 "no not yet... "
>>1291910 01
the commander sees you and roundhouse kicks you in the head, you fall to the ground
"you idiot! you almost cost us the truck!"
>>1291938 83
the resistance get's blinded they only see a glimpse of someone running away
>>1291944 dubs
wound is bandaged
>>1291964 46 you caught a glimpse of him and are no chasing him
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:26:44 No. 1291976 Report >>1291972 Chase him, shoot at him
Master
>>1291918 81 she is tied up
Master
>>1291963 toucan alreay got one captured the rest are dead
>>1291976 67
dan roll higher than this to dodge
George Niles
>>1291972 >SCREAM FOR THE OTHERS >immobilize stranger by knocking masked foe out Master
Quoted By:
>>1291998 89 she is knocked out
Jack Ward
>>1291995 >this time, charge into the truck, burn anyone that moves, grab supplies Dan Quake
>>1291976 >rolls to dodge, and escape Master
>>1292009 the truck is blown up
Private Toucan
>>1291979 >>1291998 >Go over to see what's going on, gun still drawn Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:29:55 No. 1292020 Report >>1291972 "Hm. No pro-"
>Sees the commander btfo Billy >>1291998 >Go over to see what is up "What's this?"
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:30:27 No. 1292028 Report >>1292011 Shoot at Dan one more time
A cat
>>1291995 >Start purring and fall asleep in the commander's arms Master
>>1292011 dubs
you manage to escape him
wyatt doesn't know where you went it's over
>>1292017 she is the hostage you took in
>>1292020 you see an arume tied up
>>1292028 he's gone with dubs
Jack Ward
George Niles
>>1292020 >>1292017 UNMASK HIM (this shouldn't be a roll)
Master
>>1292041 "ew you have blood on you..."
she pours some water on you
>>1292052 >>1292054 dan is escaped
A cat
>>1292049 >Help the group sniff out Dan Billy Mays
>>1292013 Look for Arumes to see if they're alive
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:33:16 No. 1292072 Report >>1292054 "Sure thing..."
>Take off the arumes mask... Private Toucan
>>1292049 "Huh"
>stand around and reload my weapon "Hey commander, the truck is fucked, what now?"
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:33:37 No. 1292078 Report Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:34:30 No. 1292087 Report Dubs and I hit Dan
Jack Ward
Quoted By:
>>1292063 >sit down, take helmet off "That thing is stuffy as all hell..."
Master
>>1292066 you manage to follow his trail.
soldier: "everyone follow that cat, it must know where the masked man went"
>>1292071 one is captured
>>1292072 the arume doesn't have a mask...
>>1292074 "follow the cat! fuck the truck!"
>>1292078 >>1292087 you follow the cat
Private Toucan
>>1292099 >Toucan sprints after the cat A cat
>>1292099 >Follow Dan further, meowing to the group to follow him Jack Ward
>>1292099 >I follow the cat Billy Mays
>>1292099 >Ask her where is her commander if she doesn't respond Cut off one of her fingers Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:37:54 No. 1292120 Report Quoted By:
>>1292099 "Huh, nevermind then."
>Go back to the commander "The mission was a resounding success! We managed to let someone escape AND the truck got blown up. Fan-fucking-tastic."
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:37:54 No. 1292121 Report >>1292099 Feed the cat, then hunt for Dan with him.
George Niles
Dan Quake
>>1292099 >he is running >he jumps on an airship to fully escape the resistance (rolling if i make it or not)
Master
>>1292103 >>1292107 >>1292111 >>1292121 you find dan because of the trips, he's still running
>>1292112 21
"what? i don't know you idiot!"
>>1292127 you are not near the airship yet
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:39:23 No. 1292141 Report Quoted By:
>>1292127 HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN BEFORE HE GOES AND SHOOT AT HIM ONE LAST TIME
Master
>>1292127 also they spotted you
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:39:44 No. 1292147 Report >>1292140 Hunt Dan and fuck him
Billy Mays
>>1292140 >Ask Her again and louder Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:40:41 No. 1292162 Report George Niles
>>1292147 >pull this nigga off of him Why the fuck are we following him.
REMEMBER THE TRUCK!
Private Toucan
>>1292140 >try to shoot dan in the foot A cat
>>1292127 >>1292140 >Meow loudly at the masked man, ask "was getting caught part of your plan?" in cat Jack Ward
>>1292140 >chase dan, pull him down Dan Quake
>>1292146 >>1292140 >he digs a tunnel fast >he hides the tunnel >he goes in the tunnel >he creates a vietnam like tunnel system where it is hard to track him down Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:42:29 No. 1292199 Report >>1292162 >>1292164 Yeah, we're gonna hold him down, and make sure he knows who's boss. We're gonna fuck 'im.
Master
>>1292147 74
dan roll higher than this to escape
>>1292149 94
"i don't know... at the base? how should i know?"
>>1292164 46 he is too fast
>>1292165 56 miss
>>1292170 07 he doesn't understand
>>1292174 too slow
>>1292183 too slow to make a whole tunnel
>>1292199 you get him finally
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:44:38 No. 1292236 Report >>1292199 >Nope >Do a 360 and walk away, back to the base >As I'm leaving "I'll be back at base, I'm not going to be any use here."
Billy Mays
>>1292232 >Cutt off one of her fingers TALK NOW
George Niles
>>1292199 WYATT WTF? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU GAY SHITHEAD?
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:45:12 No. 1292249 Report >>1292232 Hold Dan down, and shove my boot up his ass.
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1292199 >>1292232 >Run up to Dan and Wyatt "Whoa, there pretty boy, calm down. No one's getting fucked right now."
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:46:18 No. 1292265 Report >>1292248 I'm foot-fucking this asshole; that's what I'm doing!
Dan Quake
>>1292249 >uses dubs bank >teleports out in time to not experience the ass booting >is teleported back to the airship Jack Ward
>>1292232 >throw grenade into tunnel George Niles
>>1292265 Wyatt, I'm going to have to
>Tie up wyatt A cat
Quoted By:
>>1292232 >>1292249 >slash Wyatt's legs, ask "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" in cat Master
>>1292236 you go back to base
willhelm: "i hear billy mays fucked the plan"
>>1292246 64
she screams "i don't know you moron! the move around!"
>>1292249 94
you hold him down, but can't get a boot up his ass
>>1292271 you manage to escape momentarily, you see an airship in the distance
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:49:30 No. 1292311 Report >>1292294 Then beat the shit out of him until he's near dead, and leave him to the rest.
Private Toucan
>>1292284 >Help Niles tie up Wyatt Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:49:41 No. 1292317 Report >>1292294 "Yeah, he charged the arume like a maniac, I managed to get the commander to safety before we were fired on though."
Billy Mays
>>1292294 TALK NOW OR NEXT ARE YOUR TITS
>CUTS OFF ONE TIT I WANT NAMES,SCHEDULES,CODES EVERYTHING
A cat
Jack Ward
>>1292294 >charge, dan will not get away George Niles
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:50:44 No. 1292335 Report >>1292311 Ah shit he's gone.
>>1292322 Resist the kitty
Dan Quake
>>1292294 >he runs to the airship in the distance >goes as fast as he can >he tries to get on it Master
>>1292283 the tunnel collapses
>>1292284 48 you can't do it he wont be still
>>1292311 hes gone but you have dubs so it's saved until you want to use it next
>>1292312 21 fail
>>1292317 "oh god the commander is going to have to deal with him her punishments are crazy..."
>>1292319 91
she screams and cries
"I DON'T KNOW! HOW WOULD I KNOW?"
>>1292322 he is covered in blood
>>1292324 he's away
>>1292327 he's tied
>>1292335 can't
>>1292349 you reach
Billy Mays
>>1292369 TALK NOW TIME IS RUNNING OUT
>CUT OFF ANOTHER TIT Master
>>1292377 dubs "I DON'T KNOW!"
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:54:32 No. 1292386 Report >>1292369 Get out of this knot with my dubs. And look for medical supplies with this.
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 01:54:49 No. 1292389 Report >>1292369 "I bet you'd know, eh?"
Dan Quake
>>1292369 >he jumps onto the ship >he gets inside >he finally escapes A cat
>>1292369 >Wonder what Billy is doing, signal the commander to come with him by meowing and pointing back in the direction of the truck Private Toucan
>>1292377 >>1292384 >Run back to where the arume and Billy Mays are Billy Mays
>>1292384 Then you are of no value to me
>Skin her off alive while she screams Jack Ward
>>1292369 >just decide to go back, grab anything useful from the truck, and return to base George Niles
(I'm leaving) Going to train and rest in base
Private Toucan
>>1292399 >Run up to Billy Mays and try to kick him off of the arume "Can't you see she's had enough?!"
Master
>>1292386 you manage to get out momentarily
>>1292389 "huh? she once had one of our men chop his own pinky off"
>>1292394 you see billy doing his shit
>>1292398 89 same as above
>>1292399 dubs she is skinned alive
>>1292401 there are 3 guns that aren't damaged
>>1292408 see ya
52 he is kick off
Master
>>1292390 you are flown back to the base where kyko is
kyko: "how did the mission go?"
Billy Mays
>>1292456 >Put her Skin on my back then Cutt her head off Then Run away
Private Toucan
>>1292456 >>1292415 >Toucan puts one bullet between the arume's eyes to end her misery Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:02:26 No. 1292482 Report >>1292456 "Oh? Is that all? Rumour has it, she once sent multiple men into a fatal battle where two of our top guys died and another lost his eye! Crazy right?"
>Walk off to try and find some whiskey A cat
>>1292471 >slash his right knee open from the back so he can't run Billy Mays
>>1292488 >Rolling to Counter this Dan Quake
>>1292469 >he is shivering in fear >he is thinking about what billy mays has done >he looks at kyoko It was horrible... they captured your soldiers, and tortured them, and killed them...
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:04:00 No. 1292509 Report >>1292456 Go back to the green with as much as I can steal.
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:04:29 No. 1292513 Report Quoted By:
>>1292488 >>1292500 Take that you pussyfaggot!
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1292500 >Do it again, this time slash open both knees Master
>>1292471 17
you run slow because of your injury
commander didn't see any of this until she was skinned "bring him back alive!"
>>1292474 she is dead
>>1292482 28
no whiskey for you
>>1292488 >>1292500 not countered 88 is better than 00
you fall
>>1292501 kyko: "those animals... what about the truck?"
>>1292509 there is a few guns
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:06:49 No. 1292546 Report >>1292532 "Ah, there's gotta be somethin' around here."
>Keep searching Dan Quake
>>1292532 They were going to loot it and use the supplies against you guys, so I blew up the truck and ran. One guy even tried to fuck me...
Billy Mays
>>1292532 >Fix leg and Run away from this Pussy Private Toucan
>>1292532 "Bring him back alive?! Fuck that!"
>Toucan chases after Billy Mays Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:07:43 No. 1292564 Report >>1292532 Search for Dan actually, fuck the green.
A cat
>>1292532 >Slash at him mercilessly, screeching like a demon Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:08:15 No. 1292572 Report >>1292568 >t. some pasty pale virgin faggot behind a computer screen Billy Mays
>>1292572 Can you Help me Wyatt?
Master
>>1292546 64
you find some vodka
>>1292550 05
the soldiers hold you down
>>1292559 95 he is held down good
>>1292564 he is gone
>>1292568 86
he is all fucked up and bleeding
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:09:49 No. 1292598 Report >>1292585 I'll do what's possible.
>>1292587 Go back to the place for Billy boy
Master
>>1292598 you see him restrained by the soldiers
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:10:38 No. 1292613 Report >>1292587 "Oooh. It's not whisky... but it'll do."
>Take a swig and take it with me >Look for some whiskey Billy Mays
>>1292587 >Break Free and Run away Private Toucan
>>1292587 >I put a pistol to his chest (a non-lethal area) then shoot him, hopefully stunning him A cat
>>1292572 >tripfag talking shit while roleplaying on a mongolian underwater basket weaving forum to satisfy his gay rape fetish yeah nah fuck off cunt
>>1292587 >>1292614 >Fuck up May's legs Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:12:50 No. 1292650 Report >>1292612 Shoot at the soldiers and ward them off of Billy
Billy Mays
>>1292645 >Knock Off this Pussy so hard he gets K-O Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:13:30 No. 1292662 Report >>1292645 >took him that long for a comeback I'm almost more disappointed than your parents, Anon
Master
>>1292613 31 still now whiskey
>>1292614 41 you are still restrained
>>1292619 91 he is stunned
commander: "good tie him up and, bring him back to base"
>>1292547 74
"i guess you couldn't do anything then, at least you destroyed the equipment... listen you are gaining popularity, and i want you to work under me... what do you think?"
>>1292650 05
there are 10 soldiers in the area, you get shot down and are dead
>>1292660 06 you are tied up, and wake up in base
Billy Mays
>>1292673 >BREAK UP AND RUN AWAY Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:14:56 No. 1292680 Report Quoted By:
>>1292673 Son of a NIGGER!
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:15:33 No. 1292688 Report >>1292679 I died for your sins, Mays, remember this.
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:15:55 No. 1292691 Report >>1292673 >Swig some more vodka >Look for some whiskey "There's gotta be some around here somewhere..."
Master
>>1292679 97
you manage to get free but get restrained by more soldiers
Private Toucan
>>1292673 >ignore the commander and begin twisting Billy Mays' arms in ways that they shouldn't be twisted "I'm gonna make you feel what that arume felt, you little bitch!"
Billy Mays
>>1292688 I Remember,I'll not let your sacrifice go in vain
I'M GONNA HUNT THESE ARUMES DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DO YOU HEAR ME TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
>>1292692 BREAK OFF OF THEM AND KEEP RUNNING
A cat
>>1292662 >y-you're a disappointment to your parents. Th-that'll get em What's ironic is that you're a tripfag without a REASON to tripfag, the lowest scum 4chan has seen.
Dan Quake
>>1292673 >he nods Yes, I do. I want to stop this conflict. I'll join you if you let me take in prisoners as slaves. I don't want to kill anyone, but bring them back in and let them live. I want to have a normal life, this war is changing me, its getting in the way of that, and I'm willing to do anything to stop this.
A cat
>>1292692 >Rip and tear May's eyes out Billy Mays
>>1292696 >Pull the Pin of my grenade in my pocket and Explode me If i Roll Lower than 80 I'm dead
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1292746 >Jump away from the explosion, ending up completely unharmed Master
>>1292691 no whiskey anywhere, you must be happy with the vodka
>>1292696 69 he feels the pain
>>1292698 you manage to break free and start running to the door limping, your arms are still fucked up
>>1292719 91 "fine, you're my second in command now. you're a good soldier and have proven your worth, hopefully me promoting you will show other humans that we want peace too."
>>1292733 dubs
he is blind now
>>1292746 you never had a grenade in your original roll
Lonesome Wyatt +10 !0Me.AeHUwY
Lonesome Wyatt +10 !0Me.AeHUwY ID:iAQbgIle Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:22:06 No. 1292783 Report >>1292698 My nigga.
>>1292708 >T-tripfag! Are you really this fucking dense? Even the other /bant/urds around you have more self-awareness than some faggot LARPing as a cat. Even they manage to fuck around and have some fun more than you, you monotonous twat. /bant/ is and will always be a namefag board, you are demoted to leaf status felinenigger.
Billy Mays
>>1292776 >Pick My Shootgun and Open Lead on these Bitches i'm not going out alone Private Toucan
>>1292776 >>1292746 >Break his other arm, this time twist it further than the other one. Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1292791 >Shoot Private Toucan in the head Master
>>1292787 you kill one soldier
>>1292791 fail
the commander comes up and chokes you out from behind,
A cat
>>1292783 You seem mad, that's not healthy you know. You really shouldn't be taking out on anons
>>1292776 >>1292787 >Slash up may's arms so he can't shoot Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:24:11 No. 1292813 Report Quoted By:
>>1292776 >Down the fucking vodka "Muh whiskey..."
>Keep searching Master
>>1292806 chokes billy i mean
>>1292807 70 he drops the gun
Billy Mays
>>1292806 >Surrender to the Commander under the pretext that no one will harm me >>1292807 Shoot the Cat
Dan Quake
>>1292776 >he smiles I'm going to bed now. Hopefully I won't get nightmares from what happened.
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1292806 >Try to break her grasp >If I succeed, don't attack Mays or the commander further A cat
>>1292814 >>1292815 >jump on his back and start tearing the back of his head Billy Mays
>>1292846 >Punch the Cat so hard he Pukes Master
>>1292815 51 the commander chokes you out, she is not stupid. you wake up tied to a chair.
"so... you mess up the mission, and inhumanely tortured an arume soldier. this is going to be fun"
she starts skinning you from your asshole up
>>1292816 "hold on, yuki said she needed to speak with you"
>>1292855 before you got tied up you punched the cat se hard that he broke his ribs, and he puked. now the commander is really mad
A cat
>>1292855 >Dodge and fuck up his hand Billy Mays
>>1292868 >Accept my death Dan Quake
>>1292868 >he nods >he goes to yuki to speak with her Hey, what's up?
A cat
>>1292868 >Meow extremely loudly, try to fix ribs with these digits Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:29:47 No. 1292896 Report >>1292868 "Is there no fucking whiskey in this damn place?!"
>Stuble over to where the loud fighting is coming from Private Toucan
>>1292892 >>1292868 >Toucan tries to heal the cat "Don't worry little guy, Billy Mays is being tortured and is probably in excruciating pain"
>I pet the cat Master
>>1292870 you are weak and can't do anything
>>1292879 97
after sticking the knife up your ass and dragging it upwards she decides to just slit your throat
>>1292888 TRIPS
you are in her lab
she whispers
"i found a way to blow up the airship..."
>>1292892 29
fail
the commander: "oh you poor thing, you should rest"
she fixes up your ribs
>>1292896 you see a half skinned man dead
Master
Quoted By:
>>1292937 also press f to pay respects
Billy Mays
Dan Quake
>>1292937 >his eyes widen >he looks at yuki >he whispers back Really? You sure?
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:34:07 No. 1292959 Report >>1292937 >To the commander "H-hey, the fuck did you do?"
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1292936 >>1292937 >Gets up, starts licking the blood off his fur. He thanks the commander and Toucan in cat Kang Alberto Barbosa
>After Billy Mays Tragic Death a man named Alberto Barbosa Cames and Says that he's been looking to join the Resistance >He rolls for his Equipment
Master
>>1292958 "yes but you have to get the main control key for from the general first..."
>>1292959 95
"i killed him..."
>>1292976 67 you can have a good gun or armor
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:38:47 No. 1293017 Report >>1292997 "Oh. Good one, I guess..."
>He'd try to drink from his vodka bottle only to find it's empty
"Hey, we got any whiskey around here?"
Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1292997 I Choose to Have The Revolvers
Also where do i sign up for more missions?
Private Toucan
>>1293017 >>1292997 "What a crazy fucking day"
>Toucan sits down near Jeremy and the commander and starts drinking "There's some booze in the back, Jerry."
>toucan drinks even more Dan Quake
>>1292997 Okay. I can do that.
>he walks up to kyoko Hey, boss...
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:41:49 No. 1293051 Report >>1293034 "Boooooooooo- wha? There is? No worry, I think I've had enough for now."
A cat
>>1292997 >Jump into the commander's arms and start purring Kang Alberto Barbosa
>Alberto Barbosa Not feeling the fear of Death goes to the main gate of the arume Base with only his hat,Cigar and if hopefully if he can find some body armor and Start taking them out Clint Eastwood Style
Master
>>1293017 commander: "cmon i have some whiskey in my room..."
>>1293024 willhelm: "see if you can fix up the truck? we might still be able to use it"
>>1293045 the general is sleeping and in her quarters right now, you must sneak in.
Private Toucan
Quoted By:
>>1293051 >Toucan nods to Jeremy, then finishes his bottle >He immediately opens a new one and drinks Master
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:44:45 No. 1293092 Report >>1293069 >Stare at the cat "No more will I have you mock me!"
>Grab that stupid motherfucking cat and shove its ugly face into the fucking ground Dan Quake
>>1293083 >he tries to sneak in >mission impossible style Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293083 Alright Lemme do it With my kang Skillz
>Rolling to Fix the Truck or Salvage it Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:45:29 No. 1293105 Report >>1293092 >Nevermind that >Go with the commander A cat
>>1293092 >Scratch the fuck out of Jeremy's hands and jump on the commander's head Private Toucan
>>1293089 >Toucan chugs the next bottle to nothing "Ah man, I'm gonna have nightmares about that head being ripped off"
>Toucan mutters to no one, then opens a third bottle Master
>>1293093 39 you see that door is being guarded by an arume soldier.
"hey you're dan right? are you here to see the general?"
>>1293098 89 it is kinda working you manage to drive it back to the base
>>1293105 you are both in the commanders room
she sits on the bed.
"i lied i didn't have any whiskey"
>>1293124 dimitri comes up to you, "let's play a game."
Dan Quake
>>1293145 >he looks at the guard Yes, I'm here to see her. Could she be woken up at this hour?
Master
>>1293109 he misses and his hands are scratched and you are on the commanders head
Private Toucan
>>1293145 >Toucan finishes his drink before he acknowledges Dimity "Hey guy, what's your game about?"
>Toucan cracks a fourth beer Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293155 >Drive the Truck Back to base and hopefully nothing happens to me Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 02:51:00 No. 1293171 Report >>1293145 "Oh? And why'd you go lie like that?"
A cat
Quoted By:
>>1293155 >Laugh at Jeremy in cat Master
>>1293154 45
"no i think she's been drinking... she gets angry when she's drunk. i'm a huge fan of yours btw"
she blushes
>>1293163 "okay it's a shooting game. if i win then i get to keep your gun, if you win the you can keep mine"
>>1293166 dubs on the way you find 2 dead arume they have 3 guns on them
they auto lock on the target so more accuracy
>>1293171 "we didn't get to finish our conversation from yesterday"
Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293212 >Get them and go back to base A cat
>>1293212 >Meows, sits next to the commander on the bed and starts purring Dan Quake
>>1293212 >he smiles It's nice that I have a fan. Hey, I'd appreciate it if you would get the main key back there. It would save me the trouble of being yelled at. I would really be grateful if you did me this favor.
Private Toucan
>>1293212 >Toucan feels buzzed at this point "I know where this is going hot shot, You challenge me while I'm drunk and I lose my gun."
>Toucan chugs the fourth beer, it's a cheap brand, so it tastes disgusting, but he chucks none the less. "No thanks pal"
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:00:47 No. 1293272 Report >>1293212 "Well, I suppose there's no harm in continuing our little 'conversation'."
>He approaches the commander A cat
>>1293272 >>1293212 >Lays down between you and the commander, making sure to get in the commander's lap Master
>>1293224 willhelm greets you "so you actually got it working huh? let's see if we can build it back to normal"
roll to build
>>1293232 she ignores you for jeremy
>>1293233 dubs
"the main key? the general never gives it to anyone... she keeps it on her necklace. at all times... i think you go get it instead, i'll do you this favor because i'm a fan! okay i'll leave you now" she leaves the door unlocked and leaves
>>1293248 "fine suit yourself"
>>1293272 "as i was saying you have to at least by me dinner first."
>>1293290 she ignores you but you are in her lap
A cat
>>1293305 >Start purring, roll over and look up at the commander Kang Alberto Barbosa
Private Toucan
>>1293305 >Toucan holds a beer up to Dimitri "You want one? It's the cheap kind though"
>Toucan opens a fifth bottle for himself after Dimitri takes it or leaves it Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:07:20 No. 1293335 Report >>1293305 >This shit again >I won't make the same mistake as last time "Where would you suppose we go? The dumpster outside Bills place? I don't think you really want to go out for dinner do you?"
>Get on top of her on the bed, fuck the cat Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:08:05 No. 1293339 Report >>1293335 WAIT I MEAN LIKE IGNORE THE CAT DON'T ACTUALLY FUCK IT
A cat
>>1293335 >>1293339 >Meow loudly from getting sandwiched between Jeremy and the commander Master
>>1293321 12 still talking to jeremy
>>1293322 dubs you manage to fix the truck and also find some explosives
>>1293328 "sure why not. it feels like this war isn't going anywhere. we only have 14 men left..."
>>1293335 53
she blushes
"y-you get to the point... "
just then the cat interupts
>>1293344 commander pets him
A cat
>>1293357 >Start purring, smile at the commander Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293357 >Rolling to load my Revolvers,Ready My grenades and find me some body armor Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:13:11 No. 1293381 Report >>1293357 >Push the cat aside >To the commander "I'll show you my point..."
>Go for it BOI A cat
>>1293381 >Meow loudly, jump back on the bed and sit on Jeremy's lap Private Toucan
>>1293357 "This war has gone on for forever it feels like... when will it end? Will it ever end?"
>Toucan doesn't seem to be talking to Dimitri even though he's right next to him >Toucan starts chugging the fifth beer Master
>>1293363 36
commander "i'm sorry but this isn't the time... "
she puts you outside and locks the door
>>1293377 double dubs
you get all that shit plus a uniform
>>1293381 >>1293392 the cat is outside
>>1293396 "i have faith in the commander though, we liberated most of this place, and even have a double agent among them..."
Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293405 IT'S TIME TO CHEW GUM AND KICK ASS AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM
>Go to where Jimmy is A cat
>>1293405 >Start purring while sitting outside the door Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:16:55 No. 1293425 Report >>1293405 >HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET FUCKED STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPIS CAT >Fade to black, like a true gentlemen Master
>>1293421 you can't find him
>>1293422 dubs
the nurse sees you
"aww did someone ignore you?"
she picks you up
>>1293425 hold up big boy the commander is classy and it'll take more work
"i want you to be my bodyguard from now on... since you can't snipe and all"
Private Toucan
>>1293405 >Toucan finishes the beer "Sure, we made some progress, but how far does that takes us? We kill one whole fucking arume army, and another one shows up. I mean, fuck. I don't know, man, how much longer I can do this."
Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293437 >Rolling to find him and if possibly kuck him too BY THE POWER OF THE BBC A cat
>>1293437 >meow, point to the door Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert
Not So Expert Sniper Anymore Corporal Jeremy Gigglebert ID:9McbWx62 Tue 04 Jul 2017 03:21:00 No. 1293459 Report >>1293437 "Oh, an offer I can't refuse. I'm not sure what I can do for you though since I'm not so good with guns anymore..."
Master
>>1293443 "neither do i"
>>1293447 74
the commander's quarters are off limits
>>1293454 45
"no you can't go in there it's the commanders room. cmon i'll take you to my room"
>>1293459 95
"don't worry about all that...i just want someone to keep me company without looking suspicious" fades to black
Kang Alberto Barbosa
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>>1293480 >Shoot into Everything and into everyone in the air like it's some Wild West Movie While listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uVmhy3yDwg A cat
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>>1293480 >Meow, jump out of the nurse's hands and look around the base Private Toucan
>>1293480 "I can't get that fucking arume's mutilated body out of my head... I-I can see her face now, when she was being ripped apart"
>Toucan cracks another beer snd drinks Master
Kang Alberto Barbosa
>>1293525 >SHOOT UP THE DOOR OF THE COMMANDER QUARTER AND SHOUT ''I'VE GOT BALLZ OF STEEL'' A cat
>>1293525 >Slash open Alberto's throat with my weapon claws and then run away Kang Alberto Barbosa
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>>1293545 >Shoot the Shit out of this Cat Private Toucan
>>1293525 >>1293502 >Private Toucan pulls his pistol out of the holster and puts the gun in his mouth >He anhero's himself >HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE Master