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Any /FromBetaToAlpha/ stories here? I'll start>be me, amerifat >living with parents until my coding career takes off, (fluent in java and have coded several sites in the past, just waiting for a big commission to get the ball rolling) >parents usually very tolerant of this since I usually have plenty of money from coding to at least pay them 60 bucks a month in rent >last 2 months I didn't get any jobs and had to donate plasma the first month and just didn't pay rent the month after >they're royally pissed and keep insisting that nobody will hire a self-taught script writer >ignore them >yesterday, having our Fourth of July celebration early because my dad doesn't have the fourth off and Sunday is his only free day >Didn't want to go because I'm still scouting for jobs >forced to >at the party, bunch of faggot family there >know basically none of them aside from my direct family and a cousin or two >party runs out of ice of all things >tasked with getting more, given a 20 by my dad as he looks at me like he wished I was aborted >drive to store, buy the ice >get one single ice cream bar from the freezer section, because it was hot and I've been craving them >maybe $1.99 added to the total cost >get back, give dad the change and ice >he carefully counts the money, bill by bill, coin by coin, occasionally glancing up to give me the evil eye >says ice shouldn't have cost this much. Gets in my face and asks me what I spent his fucking money on >reluctantly tell him I got an ice cream bar >he starts screaming at me in front of the whole barbecue >everyone is staring >he calls me a fucking loser and a leech >says he knew I'd end up like this >HadEnough.JPEG >deck him in the fucking face, he goes down >casually walk inside, lock my bedroom door >nobody's bothered me since then, I even left to get some food from the fridge and nobody said a word, not even my dad, who just sat on the couch in silence Feels good to finally be respected. Anyone else? Pic unrelated
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>>1289950 anon, if you're actually good at programming and have dediction build a portfolio. once you get a good portfolio companies start paying grands up front. no joke
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>>1290002 I'm still working on it, it's mostly been small projects so far.
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>>1289950 How is punching the dad you're leeching off of in the face and hiding in your room going from beta to alpha?
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>>1290024 if you've enough experience, try selling your software. if you want some good passive small time income, selling skids skid tools work. thing is, skid tools are easy as fuck to make, and they should easily cover your living cost
Anonymous
>punch your dad out of autistic rage >hide in your room >not beta anymore apparently ???
gundog
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>>1289950 You embarrassed and physically assaulted your own father for a $2 ice cream.
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>>1290090 No, op has literally done good. I was skeptical coming into this thread, but his dads an asshole and decking an asshole makes you not a beta.
Anonymous
>>1290055 >>1290090 I fucking hate you faggots, I not only won my first fight, but I also did so in ONE PUNCH, while being challenged by an alpha male, AND nobody said SHIT about it to me, and that's somehow not enough for you needle dicked faggots. What more do I have to prove?
Anonymous
>>1290153 well maybe instead of punching your dad and storming away like a autist, you could have just called him out for being an asshole in front of everyone
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>>1290182 >VIOLENCE ISNT THE ANSWER YOU SHOULD HAVE USED DIPLOMACY!!! :^) No retard, real alphas use their physical strength to solve problems. Talking shit out is a monument to compromise and I am not a pussy anymore.
Anonymous
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>>1289950 >me >beta >kiss girl out of the blue, surprising everyone >myself included >we date for a couple years >she cucks me >it's fucking on.flv >bang out her older, less attractive sister >ex has enormous meltdown >their mother kills herself (unrelated? probably? I don't know) >well that sure didn't go as planned.webm >now they're both incommunicado, no idea if either is still alive honestly, as they seem to have hit the gym, deleted facebook and lawyered up >realized how easy women are from this experience, fucked up but my confidence is enormous suddenly >quit being a fucking waiter and get my ass back into school >start dating a hot grill 10 years younger >ran into first of the sisters the other day at a bar, she's enormous now >she refused to even make eye contact >mysides.xls >gf asks what I'm laughing at >point and continue laughing >I DATED HER. SHE USED TO BE CUTE, THEN SHE CHEATED ON ME AND I FUCKED HER SISTER. >whole bar goes kekmode, slagbeast leaves >get job offer from a dude at the bar, I'm not even done with school but can at least get a foot in the door feels pretty alright man
gundog
>>1290206 Look at it from the onlookers' perspective
>that psycho just punched his dad and stormed to his room Anonymous
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>>1290153 What kind of medication are you on?
Anonymous
>>1290153 Are you trolling or just retarded?
Your dad only charges you 60 bucks a month to stay with him and you don't even have to work and you have the nerve to spend money on food at a family gathering with food being served?
He's probably gonna beat your ass when everyone leaves.
Anonymous
You're an alpha living in your parents house? Why not get the fuck out and pay your own rent at your own place? $60 a fucking month isn't enough you god damn man child.
Anonymous
>>1290206 consider this
>>1290240 punching your dad just makes everyone think your a retard, calling him out and making him look bad in front of everyone makes you seem dominant
Anonymous
>>1289950 dude... punching your own father? what in the everliving fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous
>>1290257 >charge your own family rent >try to shove them out of your life as much as possible >wonder why they throw you in a retirement home in your old age A proper family has one well sized family house with all generations living under one roof, this is the traditional way.
I dont think even a jew would charge their own family rent, its beyond degenerate.
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>>1290257 It's been a whole day retard, do you think my family is staying the month?
Also what kind of faggot counts their change for 2 dollar descrepencies so they can humiliate their son? If he had just asked me to pay him back or yelled at me behind closed doors I'd have been fine, but if he needs to be a cunt, I'm gonna swing MUCH harder back.
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>>1290275 >>1290285 >>1290300 Ok this was kind of funny but I think it's fair to say he's memeing us. We need to stop biting his bait before our own tendies get cold.
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>>1290304 >thinking you shouldn't have to help your own family out financially gundog
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>>1290313 >I even left to get some food from the fridge and nobody said a word They had trouble keeping their libido at bay amirite
Anonymous
>>1290313 shit, I think I've been bamboozled
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>>1290324 Thats what the family business is for.
The way it works is a family has a fmaily house. The oldest male owns the house, everyone else lives there. The daughters move to their husbands family houses when they get married off.
The further you deviate from this the more degenerate you are behaving. Everyone buying their own tiny carboard houses is the ultimate trick to both destroy traditional families as well as inflate realestate prices so (((they))) can profit. Dont do it.
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>>1290355 Not anymore bucko
Adapt and overcome or die out faggot
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>>1290333 Yes I don't know why I keep responding. Is this what my free time really is?
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>>1290377 >or die out Im not the one with debt :^)
Anonymous
>>1290355 Nothing is more degenerate than living in a large house with lots of other people, like rats in a nest.
I can tell OP is a pretty cool guy though. Sure I don't agree with everything he did but overall he got the short end of the stick and did what he could to show his dad who was boss, and his risk paid off. THATS what makes an alpha.
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>>1290400 Well i fucked your mom
Anonymous
>>1290410 you are op, you know there's IDs on this board right? fuck off retard
Anonymous
>>1290410 >trying to thatch your roof every 70 years by yourself >not having grandma there who remembers how the thatching went when she was a young girl to help you organize the thatching efforts Barbaric desu,
Anonymous
>>1290410 Humans are social creatures. We are meant to live together in situations like
>>1290304 >>1290355 has described. This is the foundation of civilization as we know it. Spreading families far apart will weaken it, and as families are the basic building blocks of civilization, this will have the same effect on society as a whole.
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>>1290410 >resorting to trying to use a VPN to make it look like others support you Anonymous
>>1290459 No living alone is far superior I don't give a fuck if I'm a degenerate i like eating Doritos naked in my living room and leaving a mess while I shit with the door open blaring Katy Perry and TLC as loud as I can
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>>1290470 I WONDER HOW MUCH (((THEY))) ARE PAYING HIM
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>>1290478 >doritos naked >shitting with the door open >tlc This is the kind of person who thinks families should be divided. Observe and learn.
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>>1290455 >every 70 years So once? You retard, we aren't high elves.
>>1290442 >>1290467 >>1290470 I was speaking in third person retards, how are you this retarded that you can't tell something obvious like that?
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>>1290498 I don't care what anyone who isn't me does divided or not I'm just telling you I am much happier in a house away from an annoying family all by myself
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>>1290508 lol no, aside from that being obviously bullshit, no one randomly switches to third person to talk about how alpha and justified they were
Anonymous
>>1290508 the family house must be re-thatched every 50-70 years. This is why you need the older generations around, they remember the last thatching. After thatching their second time, their task is complete, they have fulfilled their purpose of seeing to it that the thatching they were taught by their own grandparents is now passed down to their grandchildren, and the cycle has completed another turn. It is a beautiful aspect of nature ;_;
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>>1290508 What kind of cuck actually likes living with other people let alone his own family. How can you fuck random sluts with your mom in the next room?
Anonymous
>>1290544 Or just move somewhere else and let the spics your landlord hires fix the roof if they fuck it up you get to sue your landlord
Anonymous
>>1290562 >let mexicans thatch your house >your house burns down guaranteed.
>burning down your family seat for generations so you can collect insurance absolute degeneracy!
Anonymous
>>1290578 I already told you I don't give a fuck if I'm a degenerate the family values meme is for cucks anyways it clearly doesn't work irl
When Hitler took over Germany he didn't still live with his mommy and daddy
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>>1290608 Hitlers parents were dead when he took over germany.
Anonymous
>>1290637 Yes but he moved out while they were still alive
Chicanonp
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>>1290089 He doesn't have any software. His idea of coding is making websites.
He s a useless loser that just alienated the last people that wanted him to be more than he his.
Definitely not alpha OP
Anonymous
>>1290709 And he ended up committing suicide. Coincidence?
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>>1290153 >Homefuck explains errthang
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>>1290739 He didn't have a choice buddy. He was still one of the greatest examples of human decency and kindness and what we should all aspire to be.
Anonymous
>>1290777 most troubled people are very kind
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>>1290783 He was by far the nicest of the last century. He came from humble roots and sacrificed literally everything for his people and the world and ended up looking foolish and failing. If he could come back he would probably do it all over again too. He was just that kind of a guy.
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>>1290822 >thread about memes becomes one about feels ;_;
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>>1290822 I started this thread to troll retards not for nazis to cry over their dead cucklord faggot king.
Anonymous
>>1291004 You are a sad being.
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>>1291004 >I j-just pretended to be retarded Anonymous
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>sucker punches patriarch he is currently relying on >does not proceed to take over the responsibilities and provide for the pack >hides in cave alone after "winning the fight" emerging only to sneak some food provided by the patriarch he attacked Yeah, you're a real alpha.
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>>1290206 >real alphas use their physical strength to solve problems you punch one person and you think that instantly makes you a real alpha now?