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I got "masturbated" while waking up recently, which is why I happen to be awake now...
I woudn't recommend selling your soul to the devil to jerk-off a person to make them wake up...
I think that the first time I got jerked-off as I was waking up was because I met some 'transexual' while sleeping... apparently that creature was trying to have ''sexual intercourse'' with me while being a ''tranny'' and it didn't work (obviously), and I got masturbated....
