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ID:BFB6SPlh No.12912347 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Actual true story inbound.
>be me
>4 at the time
>devopmentally delayed kid who isn't even potty trained
>mommy buys me new pack of spider man underwear from the store
>she tells me that spiderman will help me learn how to use the toilet
>she says if i go only go peepee and poopoo in the toilet for one whole day and one whole night, I'll get to go to baskin robin's
>I am very exited and want to start imedietly
>Daddy says "are you sure OP?, you might want to try it a few times in diaper so you don't make spiderman dirty"
>I ignore him and decide to start now
>That night
>I wake up
>sheets are damp
>realize I went peepee on spiderman in my sleep
>darnit
>have to poopoo
>figure since I already went peepee on spiderman might as well poopoo also
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>make a big mess
>bed is stinky
>mommy has to wash all my sheets
>daddy leans down and says to me "maybe should have taken my advice?"
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his son's first night out of dipers would go down.