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>be me
>year is 2017-2018
>i'm at my uncles camp with my family
>we don't have a usual bathroom, we have an outhouse like most camps do
>need to take shit
>for some reason i'm worried about snakes in then outhouse toilet (there's no snakes in my area)
>dropping my duce while being worried of snakes jumping to eat my anus
>the fucking Febreze air freshener sprays to makes a little "sss" sound and my dumb ass thinks it's a snake
>scream in a voice that didn't sound anything like mine "SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
>run out the outhouse with pants down
>dad and uncle yell at me "what are you doing?"
>explain that i thought there was a snake
>go back in and finish shitting
>year is 2017-2018
>i'm at my uncles camp with my family
>we don't have a usual bathroom, we have an outhouse like most camps do
>need to take shit
>for some reason i'm worried about snakes in then outhouse toilet (there's no snakes in my area)
>dropping my duce while being worried of snakes jumping to eat my anus
>the fucking Febreze air freshener sprays to makes a little "sss" sound and my dumb ass thinks it's a snake
>scream in a voice that didn't sound anything like mine "SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
>run out the outhouse with pants down
>dad and uncle yell at me "what are you doing?"
>explain that i thought there was a snake
>go back in and finish shitting
