For starters, you know that according to the theory of general relativity, time is a dimension just like the three space dimensions.
Well, what if one day somebody found out how to step back and forth in time using black holes and stuff? What if UFOs were actually time travellers coming to greet the civilization that gave rise to them? What if big epidemics, like the bubonic plague, tuberculosis, AIDS, the swine flu, and Coronavirus were all caused by human-created viruses that were released back into the past for the sake of keeping human population down and mitigating resource depletion?
So, imagine that one day you masturbated while in the shower and that your cum got mixed with foamy soap. 9 months later, a soap-person baby is born. After a million generations, they finally start taking much more rigid (but still recognizably soapy forms). Imagine what if one of your half-soapy descendants were the leader of the time machine development project and got caught in a war against the Dirt Empire, who aims to preserve the natural law of forward continuity of time and sees time travelling as an aberration that goes against God's divine order, which is why you (as procreator of the time-travelling technology-possessing Soap-People) are at risk of being terminated by the Dirt Empire.
Suppose one day your soapy descendant comes to you and offers to keep you under her custody for protection.
Now the final question is: wud u fug her?