>>12946778>>325886359So you say, but have you tried combining both crunchy peanut butter on one side and smooth peanut butter on the other? Some might say a bite of it could bring you to madness, but would such a treat be worth the descent perhaps? Muahahahahaha! You might say that I am mad, but you are the one who limits yourself to only what they give to you to consume as is and confine your imagination! You have never known the depths of crunchy AND smooth all at once for your mind has never conceived of it! The two paired together seem as inconceivable to you as two different magnets who push away from each other when close together just because of the smooth and crunchy terms involved! But I have reached into the depths of the Unknown and have tread where people fear to bring you the smooth and crunchy paradigm united in peanut butter. Go forth and restore balance to this foul world now with this, fren. You are now armed with the sword of smoothness and shield of crunchyness. Mortals shall fear your approach.
