>>12951440Midnight. The road is a glossy black from the rain earlier. You sit up from doing another rail off the boner of the tranny hooker you picked up at the Stucky's at the last exit. You reach under your belly flap spilling a good 5 inches over the waistband of your wrangler jean shorts and unbuckle your belt/button.
"Ahhh I can feel the FUCKING pulse of the universe!!!" You exclaim as the tranny fishes around in your crotch for your tiny chode penis, eventually finding it and beginning to vigorously suck. You drift over the center line in depraved ecstacy.
"oh SHIT!" You shout trying to regain control of your tractor trailer on a slope of wet grass at 60 mph. It's too late. You pop out the other side of the highway the last thought on your head as the bright headlights close in on your cab is "niggers made me ride the tiger". It doesn't really make much sense, but it blends with the drawn out manly yet girly scream being emitted by your passenger as the lights go out in a violent thud.
It's basically like that.
