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>Fens bow to Bogs
>In contact with Moorlands
>Possess gas-like abilities
>Control Scotland with an iron but fair fist
>Devours castles & homes globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal swamp line
>Will bankroll the first wetlands on Mars (Bogs will be be the first and only wetlands)
>Own 99% of peat on Earth
>First orc babies will in all likelihood be Bog babies
>Said to have 7- PH, such acidity on Earth has only existed deep in ocean floors & science laboratories
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two turds who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of peat and unprecedented smells with them
>They own peat ovens around the world
>You likely have peat inside you right now
>They learned fluent highlander in under a week
>Nation states entrust their peat reserves with the Bogs. There’s no peat in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bog
>Bogs are about 7 million decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent wetlands.
>In contact with Moorlands
>Possess gas-like abilities
>Control Scotland with an iron but fair fist
>Devours castles & homes globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal swamp line
>Will bankroll the first wetlands on Mars (Bogs will be be the first and only wetlands)
>Own 99% of peat on Earth
>First orc babies will in all likelihood be Bog babies
>Said to have 7- PH, such acidity on Earth has only existed deep in ocean floors & science laboratories
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two turds who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of peat and unprecedented smells with them
>They own peat ovens around the world
>You likely have peat inside you right now
>They learned fluent highlander in under a week
>Nation states entrust their peat reserves with the Bogs. There’s no peat in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bog
>Bogs are about 7 million decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent wetlands.
