>no bro really, coke n pepsi totally taste sooooo different
>you hang your toilet paper like THIS and not like THAT? LUNATIC!
>milk in before your cereal? that makes me upset for no reason!!

why do default human beings keep pretending these non issues are issues n getting mildly yet visibly upset over em? it feels like a performanc. its like NPCs are literally programmed to get outraged over basic and unimportant things to appear more human