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Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 10:46:55 No.12981330 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12981364 >>12981373 >>12982669 >>12983336

How do we solve the American sharting crisis /bant/?

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Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 10:48:12 No.12981331 Report

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Anonymous ID:FVaJNiRb Sat 19 Jun 2021 10:48:14 No.12981332 Report

Quoted By: >>12981334

diapers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 10:50:46 No.12981334 Report

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>>12981332
The sharting will still continue. You're merely slapping a band aid on a truly serious issue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L5AzGN+F Sat 19 Jun 2021 11:10:03 No.12981359 Report

Quoted By: >>12981464

Maybe some kind of rectal tampon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mh6hamg/ Sat 19 Jun 2021 11:15:08 No.12981364 Report

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>>12981330
we hit them with a magically beam that turns them human again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R16tr8pm Sat 19 Jun 2021 11:19:01 No.12981373 Report

Quoted By: >>12981464

>>12981330
Asslesss chaps. Can't shit your pants if you aren't wearing any.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 12:33:35 No.12981464 Report

Quoted By: >>12981647 >>12982533

>>12981359
>>12981373
You fail to understand the underlying issue of the shart. The shart will still occur, regardless of the mess caused. The mess merely reminds us of its existence. The Tell-tale Shart, if you will

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZdGWzb4f Sat 19 Jun 2021 13:09:53 No.12981647 Report

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>>12981464
In that case, 10 eggs a day.
No pooping ever again, guaranteed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sICziCjj Sat 19 Jun 2021 13:29:01 No.12981724 Report

Quoted By: >>12981744

stop having a shitty diet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 13:36:51 No.12981744 Report

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>>12981724
Telling that to Americans is deeply offensive anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L5AzGN+F Sat 19 Jun 2021 13:43:02 No.12982533 Report

Quoted By: >>12982557

>>12981464
Are you suggesting that Americans hear the shart spurting beneath their floorboards in the middle of the night?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 13:50:12 No.12982557 Report

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>>12982533
The American believes he has gotten away with walmart sharting, however the wafting stench of his soiled XXXXXXXXL pants under his floorboards drives him to madness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rvv96F0 Sat 19 Jun 2021 14:25:50 No.12982669 Report

Quoted By: >>12982780

>>12981330
>crisis
toilets waste 3 gallons per flush vs just bathing and washing your clothes as normal. you save thousands of gallons of water a year by just going in your drawers and washing up later.

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Anonymous ID:kFT9GQ6x Sat 19 Jun 2021 14:58:45 No.12982780 Report

Quoted By: >>12983303

>>12982669
>washing your clothes as normal
>as normal
>Washing shart stained clothes is considered "normal" in Burgerland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rvv96F0 Sat 19 Jun 2021 16:19:10 No.12983303 Report

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>>12982780
uh yes I believe the verbage "washing" implies cleaning out impurities of something (such as fecal matter). not sure what's so funny and you also completely ignored my point and have no rebuttal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NG3yi+Cl Sat 19 Jun 2021 16:23:08 No.12983312 Report

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Online shopping has solved most of the problem because now we can sit on our computer toilets and order items we need.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uiy6lZiT Sat 19 Jun 2021 16:25:18 No.12983326 Report

Quoted By: >>12983330

I’ve never seen this in any store once. This must happen in New York or California

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NG3yi+Cl Sat 19 Jun 2021 16:26:39 No.12983330 Report

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>>12983326
It's more of a midwest-south-rocky mountain phenomenon where 95% of the population is obese and lacks access to quality markets so they're forced to ride their mobility scooters to walmart daily.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljVf1fGC Sat 19 Jun 2021 16:27:51 No.12983336 Report

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>>12981330
Fuck I did that once
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