>>12986088>i want to be the supreme leaderToo late, I’m the supreme leader according to this group of armed individuals, and my first law as supreme leader is anyone who impersonates me is under arrest. Seeing as (You) have broken this law your now under arrest. Second law is that I can conscripts anyone I want into my temporary peace keeping revolutionary guard.
>>12986085>I'd just keep being a videographer.No, I need more men in my newly formed revolutionary guard, you are now conscripted.
>>12986084> Penetrating commie arsesThat’s not really a job so I’m conscripting (You) as well.
>>12986098> ...there's going to be a revolution?Already happened.
>>12986211> What revolution? You make it sound like Americans aren't just lazy pieces of shitCorrect, that’s why I’m conscripting non Americans into my revolutionary guard.
>>12986217> happy Juneteenth and happy pride monthThe only Holliday now is worker’s day which is everyday, on this day we celebrate the supreme leader (me).
>>12988332> I'd like to have the duel roles of both the town drunk and the town rapist. It's the only way I know how to contribute to society.You’ll have to be both those and also a conscript.
>>12988924> i just wanna farmAfter your mandatory service I will give a any farm of your choice.
>>12989194> Harvest LolisYou can do that during your mandatory service.
