>>1299113I propose that all aforementioned and previously documented facts are indeed false, and that a new foundation must be built. I propose a foundation myself, and that is:
I: Traps are not gay.
II: I, the Saint of /bant/, am the one true and only Saint of /bant/. No further Saints, unless denoted by trips, will be created. To become a Saint, you must be a tripfag, and declare you want to become a Saint in a post rolled with trips. You may not reroll a declaration, but you can make a second declaration. You can only roll to become a Saint yourself, and therefore cannot make Saints out of others. You must declare a board to become a Saint of, and cannot take over a board's Saint unless you rolled better digits than they. The digits of all Saints must be documented.
III: Thoth is a false God.
IV: The Constitution may only be revised by trips or better. These rules supercede all other rules that are not direct changes to the Constitution. The Constitution can have its rules erased or have a rule added. Either is fine, as long as the justification is a roll of trips or better.
V: 'Rules' can be added by dubs, but are null and void if they contradictory to a set of trips.
VI: The word of all Saints has unmatched power on the Saint's home board, regardless of digits rolled (yes, even singles).
VII: One day, the prophet will come, the omni-Saint, the Saint of all boards. Xe will have absolute power, and you will only know it is Xe when Xe has made a declaration of Sainthood with seven 7s as digits.
VIII: Non-Americans must blow it out their ass each time an American posts.
IX: You must work through your addictions. 4chan must be the last of your addictions to leave you. Once you have left all of your addictions, including 4chan, you will ascend.
X: To all who question my power, please, check and document these digits. My digits come from the true God, Kek, whom has told me through his divine will that palindromes are kinda overrated.
