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The rootless clique fears the handmade gnome

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 10:59:40 No.13008209 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13008214 >>13008223 >>13008229 >>13008235 >>13008238 >>13008263 >>13009975

So, you're farming quail out of your spare bedroom. You're making forage stews, outdoors, with the boys. You're divesting from fiat currency as much as possible and building real wealth. Now, strike the killing blow against the clique.
Twist the wire.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:00:22 No.13008210 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:01:27 No.13008211 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:02:02 No.13008212 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:02:34 No.13008213 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:07:17 No.13008214 Report

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>>13008209
Explain

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:22:49 No.13008215 Report

Quoted By: >>13008248 >>13008255 >>13008273

>>13008214
synthetic funkoshit poisons the minds and bodies of children
tradcraft gnomes are the antidote
Step 1. Learn to craft gnome
Step 2. Make roastie drip
Step 3. Have babbys
Step 4. Gnomepill babbys

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:24:35 No.13008216 Report

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Gnomes are talismans of deep-earth indo european spirit, wards against rootless materialisms, and ask you not to take unnecessary vaccines

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:34:12 No.13008217 Report

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I think you sexy times with the gnomes, don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:35:40 No.13008218 Report

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wheres that finnish guy, he had alot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:37:29 No.13008219 Report

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God I wish that were me. Where can I learn this craft?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 11:53:27 No.13008220 Report

Quoted By: >>13008227

Awesome pics brother. Mind if I save some of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:00:18 No.13008221 Report

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Yellow gnome, show booba
.. Beautiful ive never seen such. More yellow gnome naked please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:02:55 No.13008222 Report

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How are you making these? I'm assuming it's a wire armature and clay with felt clothing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:05:04 No.13008223 Report

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>>13008209
based leaf

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:06:15 No.13008224 Report

Quoted By: >>13008225 >>13008243 >>13008251

>>13008219
Twist a wire skeleton from 12-16ga aluminum craft wire according to some tutorial video you find, ~1" limbs
Paint eyes on a wood bead, take yr time and get them spirited
Bake polyclay hands and feed onto the skeleton. 10:1 flesh tone:translucent mix for strength (translucent dont crack)
Cut hat, clothes, beard from superglue-able felt (superglue melts and bonds some felt instantly and does nothing to others, find first kind)
Place clothes over skeleton with small slit for neck
Place bead on neck wire and fold over bead
Glue clothes around skeleton
Glue hat on bead, with "scarf" trail wrapping around neck
Glue beard/hair if desired
Glue cape if desired
Shape skeleton, move through several poses to get a more natural look
Treat carefully at a distance with lighter or heat gun to slightly shape/color felt
Hide outdoors to gnomepill unsuspecting victims

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:07:38 No.13008225 Report

Quoted By: >>13008228

>>13008224
are they weatherproof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:09:20 No.13008226 Report

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>>13008214
Society fears the gnomes.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:11:10 No.13008227 Report

Quoted By: >>13008232

>>13008220
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:12:18 No.13008228 Report

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>>13008225
They fade, get brittle. Some felt will release bond fairly easily, others literally melt with superglue. Generally yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:12:30 No.13008229 Report

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>>13008209
Bump for the gnomepilled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:13:14 No.13008230 Report

Quoted By: >>13008562

>>13008226
GNOMES HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER BELIVE GANGWEED

BOTTOM TEXT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:17:00 No.13008231 Report

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God I love these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:18:34 No.13008232 Report

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>>13008227
wholesome autism fren, godspeed to you and all your endeavors

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:18:38 No.13008233 Report

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these threads love you

I DON'T DO WOODWORKING THE TREEHOUSE WAS MADE BY BASED ROMANIAN TOYMAKERS JUST SO WHEN YOU ASK I DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND LOL

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:20:05 No.13008234 Report

Quoted By: >>13008240 >>13008271

>>13008232
thanks kraut bro. remember: not minecraft, mein kraft

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:23:12 No.13008235 Report

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>>13008209
Basado

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:23:47 No.13008236 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:24:43 No.13008237 Report

Quoted By: >>13008261

>>13008235
Lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:24:44 No.13008238 Report

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>>13008209
How can one leaf be so based?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:26:01 No.13008239 Report

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>>13008238
>how can an entire clan of gnomes be so based
Corrected That Error For You

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:31:24 No.13008240 Report

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>>13008234
yes, the true aryan shows himself in his arts and krafts

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:32:36 No.13008241 Report

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>>13008240

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:35:33 No.13008242 Report

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Based, kids already make plushes, gonna get them of nintenshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:39:40 No.13008243 Report

Quoted By: >>13008245 >>13008247

>>13008224
>Place bead on neck wire and fold over bead
How do I "fold over bead"?
Great thread btw, people need to build more with their own two hands.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:40:03 No.13008244 Report

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what domain name should I register for these little faggots
I'm thinking gnomes.church

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:41:39 No.13008245 Report

Quoted By: >>13008246

>>13008243
uh, bend over bead. like the neck wire goes up through the bead, then the free end bends over the back of the head to hold it in place as it pivots freely, and is covered by the hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:43:17 No.13008246 Report

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>>13008245
Ah, understood.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:44:43 No.13008247 Report

Quoted By: >>13008249

>>13008243

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:45:37 No.13008248 Report

Quoted By: >>13008250

>>13008215
>>13008216
Are gnomes our frens? What are the political implicatios of gnoming your garden?
Does the jew fear the outdoor gnome maker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:45:57 No.13008249 Report

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>>13008247
poor example por ensemple because the ends of the wire should twist off around the torso, not simply cut off at the top of the legs, but this is the idea

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:49:03 No.13008250 Report

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>>13008248
>political implicatios
myriad. you will be targeted with directed energy devices but the warding powers of the gnomes will result in a net increase of your vitality as long as you make sure not to leave their auspices. carry a gnome and a piece of silver wherever you go
>your garden
also increases vitality, do this
i am not aware of this jew you anons refer to as "the Jew" but I can attest that the Rothschilds fucking hate us, personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:54:16 No.13008251 Report

Quoted By: >>13008254

>>13008224
Can you make the head in polyclay as well? What about removing polyclay altogether and just making the hands, feet and head in salt dough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:55:56 No.13008252 Report

Quoted By: >>13008256

>>13008213
Very wholesome, leafanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:56:11 No.13008253 Report

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Made my morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:56:41 No.13008254 Report

Quoted By: >>13008258

>>13008251
salt dough? I'm actually retarded but this sounds based and organicpilled
all the things you mention are possible, these are extremely amateur crafts
i've been wanting to do smaller wood beads for the hands and some kind of cut popsicle sticks for the feet but its so easy to vary color/shape with clay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:57:28 No.13008255 Report

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>>13008215
Thanks

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:58:22 No.13008256 Report

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>>13008252
thanks, it was a fun trip.
haven't converted the video to webm but they had just sacrificed an injured and crippled companion to the flames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:03:33 No.13008257 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

bumping a mega based hobby thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:04:30 No.13008258 Report

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>>13008254
>salt dough? I'm actually retarded but this sounds based and organicpilled
It's some kind of dough that you make with salt, water and flour, shape however you want, then cook it to harden it. You can then paint it if you want. It's something they teach you to make in my country during kingergarten, I wouldn't feel to bad about not knowing about it, I think it's a thing mostly from around here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:05:06 No.13008259 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

>>13008213
Hard to tell my favorite pic ahhh they are all so neat!! This thread made my day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:06:23 No.13008260 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

Based.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:08:01 No.13008261 Report

Quoted By: >>13008262

>>13008237
Lmaoooo based af

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:10:57 No.13008262 Report

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>>13008261
hell yeah brother cheers from my shack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:14:18 No.13008263 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

>>13008209
Good whitepill thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:16:27 No.13008264 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

Blessed thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:18:34 No.13008265 Report

Quoted By: >>13008266

One of the best threads ever. Thank you fellow leaf.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:25:17 No.13008266 Report

Quoted By: >>13008269

>>13008265
>>13008264
>>13008263
>>13008260
>>13008259
>>13008257
Thanks guys replies like these are why I do this shit, clownworld sucks lol
You're all real ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:25:44 No.13008267 Report

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Kinda reminds me of those children’s books where the craftsmen creates a toy and it comes to life.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:25:52 No.13008268 Report

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fuck jannies and a rootless clique

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:27:04 No.13008269 Report

Quoted By: >>13008270

>>13008266
Have you ever tried doing animations of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:31:21 No.13008270 Report

Quoted By: >>13008272

>>13008269
nah stop motion is insanely time consuming, I lack the patience. plus almost impossible outdoors. i'm working on strips/stories. in a hypnogogic state before sleeping once I imagined a theatrical trailer set to "in the hall of the mountain king" for an extremely high budget open world videogame that incorporated elements from Chibi Robo, grand theft auto, banjo kazooie nuts and bolts, and animal crossing. the plot involved a father teaching his son to make gnomes for a tabletop combat game and the two of them getting into a gnomemaking arms race that ends in the destruction of their neighborhood by gnome magic combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:31:38 No.13008271 Report

Quoted By: >>13008548

>>13008234
Hey leafbro, what if I made you wooden homes and shipped them to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:33:05 No.13008272 Report

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>>13008270
>the plot involved a father teaching his son to make gnomes for a tabletop combat game and the two of them getting into a gnomemaking arms race that ends in the destruction of their neighborhood by gnome magic combat
That sounds fucking awesome man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:35:35 No.13008273 Report

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>>13008215
Your idea is good, it should really be bigger,
One problem I have though, that gnome is a nigger.
An Aryan gnome would be something to see,
Then I’d support this endeavour, wholeheartedly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mdVcXJEh Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:38:46 No.13008548 Report

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>>13008271
what if I fucking jizzed just reading that
[email protected]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rmu4o/gw Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:45:42 No.13008562 Report

Quoted By: >>13008571

>>13008230
Wow. they went to Australia?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mdVcXJEh Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:48:34 No.13008571 Report

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>>13008562
I TOLD YOU WOULDN'T BELIVE GANGWEED

MOTTOB XTET

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rmu4o/gw Wed 23 Jun 2021 14:11:58 No.13008608 Report

Quoted By: >>13008637

It would be funny to get handmade gnomes on the ADL list of hate

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Anonymous ID:Rmu4o/gw Wed 23 Jun 2021 14:26:46 No.13008637 Report

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>>13008608
oops.
Too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JY0dRMTw Wed 23 Jun 2021 19:24:19 No.13009975 Report

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>>13008209
bump for based canook

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