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Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:45:18 No.13013305 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13013347 >>13013888 >>13015976

How do i get a pension?

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:nD30MzRW Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:48:16 No.13013310 Report

Quoted By: >>13013314

You could steal it from an old person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:53:02 No.13013314 Report

Quoted By: >>13013324 >>13013363 >>13013795

>>13013310
I need a legal way because i'm a filthy coward

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:nD30MzRW Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:56:31 No.13013324 Report

Quoted By: >>13013329

>>13013314
You could become an old person

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LpoPiTy/ Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:56:47 No.13013325 Report

Quoted By: >>13013329

cut your limbs off
I will gladly assist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 07:59:18 No.13013329 Report

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>>13013324
That will take a while... And you still need to work to get it...
>>13013325
sounds scary...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fBVmnmim Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:11:40 No.13013347 Report

Quoted By: >>13013362

>>13013305
Oh, I have it from bowel problems and partly for my schizophrenia. But i dont know how this works in poland..

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Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:20:21 No.13013362 Report

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>>13013347
>schizophrenia
hmmmm that could easily be arranged since i talk with myself since i was like 6... Psychologist diagnosed me with Asperger(not that i agree haha) already so why the hell not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:21:03 No.13013363 Report

Quoted By: >>13013373

>>13013314
have regular sex with an 80 year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:23:52 No.13013373 Report

Quoted By: >>13013546

>>13013363
Well recently i was thinking about finding some rich old lady haha. I think it's for the best since i much rather communicate with the elderly than others.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:45:48 No.13013546 Report

Quoted By: >>13013553

>>13013373
That's a plan then! Make it easier on yourself and find the minium pensionable age though, they might even have their own teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:52:49 No.13013553 Report

Quoted By: >>13013565

>>13013546
As long as they don't smoke, it's fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSAC5nWB Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:52:55 No.13013554 Report

Quoted By: >>13013559

still no job?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:56:03 No.13013559 Report

Quoted By: >>13013885

>>13013554
I'm pretty sure that unless i'm literally dying from hunger i will just do fuck all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 08:59:06 No.13013565 Report

Quoted By: >>13013571

>>13013553
It's a lot more popular with the old folk, all the cool kids were doing it. A lot of them still smoke indoors, lovely yellow walls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Bl+td+nA Thu 24 Jun 2021 09:01:08 No.13013567 Report

Quoted By: >>13013571

you can buy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 09:02:07 No.13013571 Report

Quoted By: >>13013584

>>13013565
ugh... I think that my plan is starting to fall apart...
>>13013567
uuuh what? Buy a pension? How? With what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 09:10:32 No.13013584 Report

Quoted By: >>13013801

>>13013571
Maybe it'll get easier as time goes on. The smokers are bound to be dying out faster...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g615JPYo Thu 24 Jun 2021 10:31:14 No.13013795 Report

Quoted By: >>13013801

>>13013314
One of your parents would need to die and you should be studying somewhere, also be under 25 years of age.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 10:33:18 No.13013801 Report

Quoted By: >>13013813

>>13013584
But they are replaced with soda dependant stinky zombies.
>>13013795
hmmmmmmmmmmmm... Only one of these is true... Too bad i guess...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 10:43:24 No.13013813 Report

Quoted By: >>13013834

>>13013801
Go to a yoga class or something, that'll have the ones in better condition.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:quI3E4zj Thu 24 Jun 2021 11:03:35 No.13013834 Report

Quoted By: >>13013858

>>13013813
You are pretty knowledgeable about this stuff...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KjY41tXI Thu 24 Jun 2021 11:21:24 No.13013858 Report

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>>13013834
Never gone pensionable age, but have met a few older businesswomen.

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Anonymous ID:I9lLBGoz Thu 24 Jun 2021 11:45:25 No.13013885 Report

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>>13013559
okay this is based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:90pZ4OdW Thu 24 Jun 2021 11:47:24 No.13013888 Report

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>>13013305
kill all your relatives in minecraft

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWWLJrN8 Thu 24 Jun 2021 17:16:51 No.13015976 Report

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>>13013305
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