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My 23 & Me Results Are In

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:27:48 No.13017858 View View Reply Original Report

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I don't feel so well....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:35:45 No.13017859 Report

Quoted By: >>13017874

Why would you trust those results?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:39:35 No.13017860 Report

Quoted By: >>13017874

>>13017858
Meh, I accept you as a fren anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:39:58 No.13017861 Report

Quoted By: >>13017864 >>13017892

>>13017858
>Be me
>99.7% european
>0.3% levantine
> 0% levantine on 23andme results for moms side and dad's side

It's a scam bro they're trying to push that bullshit theory that we all came from niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:40:59 No.13017862 Report

Quoted By: >>13017874

>>13017858
you gave those kikes your dna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 20:59:23 No.13017863 Report

Quoted By: >>13017869

>>13017858
>F*ench
My condolences

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:12:43 No.13017864 Report

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>>13017861
0,x is noise values you moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:13:03 No.13017865 Report

Quoted By: >>13017871 >>13017874

>>13017858
Why

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:13:48 No.13017866 Report

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>>13017858
part and parcel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:14:03 No.13017867 Report

Quoted By: >>13017874 >>13017889

>>13017858
One of your ancestors was a crusader who brought home a Levantine wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:15:49 No.13017868 Report

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It's not always noise. Remnants like that, depending on your ancestry, could always be the result of an illegitimate child with an untouchable. Crazy shit went on back then. It is possible it is noise, but testing your genetic haplogroup could reveal if your Levantine ancestry is valid or not. For all you know, you could be descended from Levi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:17:43 No.13017869 Report

Quoted By: >>13017876

>>13017863
Still butthurt about Trianon ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:18:50 No.13017870 Report

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>>13017858
it's not that bad to be from the middle east, it would be worse if you were african or native american.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:20:31 No.13017871 Report

Quoted By: >>13017890

>>13017865
Who*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:21:24 No.13017872 Report

Quoted By: >>13017878 >>13017882 >>13017887

My results say that I am 11% Ashkenazi Jewish, I'm going to puke...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:23:34 No.13017873 Report

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If everyone is a jew you won't blame them for what they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:23:57 No.13017874 Report

Quoted By: >>13017884

>>13017859
Because genetic marker correlations to regions are pretty solid and this is in keeping with what i know of my genealogy
>>13017860
Thanks fren
>>13017862
Checked. They already got it when I enlisted..
>>13017865
Kek
>>13017867
Nice let's go with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:28:22 No.13017875 Report

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I will say that their attempt at correlating traits to markers via user surveys is so weak that it shouldn't be offered. For example it says I'm not likely to hate the sound of chewing nor more likely to be bitten by mosquitoes and they're both wrong. There are many more cases too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:28:59 No.13017876 Report

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>>13017869
>Still butthurt about Trianon ?
You tell him, master

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:29:07 No.13017877 Report

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>>13017858
We wuz Israelites. Tribe of Sven

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:30:51 No.13017878 Report

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>>13017872
>zKvi4UTq
Hello brother. Time to receive your global domination training kit. Shipping takes around 5-10 business days (excluding the Sabbath, of course).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:31:11 No.13017879 Report

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>>13017858
>giving your DNA to the jews

They have already made your clone and are groupfucking it. It will get blood sacrificed next month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:32:44 No.13017880 Report

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>>13017858
What is the problem and why do you have Svalbard dna? are you 1/4 ice bear or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:34:10 No.13017881 Report

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>>13017858
Well, one drop rule my friend. Do what Thomas did from The Man in High Castle and make your parents proud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:36:33 No.13017882 Report

Quoted By: >>13017886

>>13017872
shalom, brother. you should be glad. us jews are the most intelligent race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:36:42 No.13017883 Report

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>>13017858
Levantine were originally white before they got mudded up by kikes. Did you really think the west was the first society they destroyed by flooding it with shitskins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:37:10 No.13017884 Report

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>>13017874
>Because genetic marker correlations to regions are pretty solid
You're smoothbrain if you think they can't just make up whatever tests results they want. Oh that's right, you already fell for the 23&me meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:37:56 No.13017885 Report

Quoted By: >>13017888

>>13017858
I'm 27% Ashkenazi Jewish :^) no bullying on /pol/ allowed!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:38:18 No.13017886 Report

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>>13017882
I don't follow the Jewish faith and neither my family, that doesn't mean that we're Christian either

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:38:35 No.13017887 Report

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>>13017872
As long as you don't follow judaism or identify as one you are my fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:40:04 No.13017888 Report

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>>13017885
>dominate banking
>dominate the government
>dominate the media
>dominate iq tests
we should be bullying them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:40:50 No.13017889 Report

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>>13017867
That is unironically probably the most likely scenario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:41:23 No.13017890 Report

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>>13017871
i shuckled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:41:46 No.13017891 Report

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>>13017858
i already know i'm a mutt so i don't see the point in giving my DNA away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:42:23 No.13017892 Report

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>>13017861
You're 100% euro mutt relax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:43:05 No.13017893 Report

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just ordered my kit. Apparently Hungary has the second largest population with jewish genetic ancestry, right after Israel. Well, I guess at least I'll be able to flash the jew card and openly deny the holocaust

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:45:38 No.13017894 Report

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>>13017858
>Svalbard?????????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zBEQFitl Thu 24 Jun 2021 21:49:04 No.13017924 Report

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Honestly it just matters the way you look.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Smfl0/VV Fri 25 Jun 2021 00:47:17 No.13018448 Report

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>>13017858
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