https://stallman.org/articles/texas.html > "Uncomfortable? But they didn't say so. Did they say why?"
>"One of them said he was upset when you talked about nasal sex with plants." I had actually demonstrated this perverse act with the bouquet on the table, at dinner the night before I was sent home. The plants were dead, although well preserved, so I was performing rhinophytonecrophilia on them.
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