>THIRTEEN
>FUCKING
>COLONIES
THIRTEEN FUCKING COLONIES
ALL OF THEM
FUCKING LOST
>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>MASSACHUSETTS
>RHODE ISLAND
>CONNECTICUT
>NEW HAMPSHIRE
>NEW YORK
>NEW JERSEY
>PENNSYLVANIA
>VIRGINIA
>MARYLAND
>DELAWARE
>NORTH CAROLINA
>SOUTH CAROLINA
>GEORGIA
LITERALLY ALL OF THEM GONE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN IT
VIRGINIA THEN ALSO CONSISTED OF WEST VIRGINIA
AND FUCKING MAINE WAS PART OF MASSACHUSETTS
THAT’S THE EQUIVALENT OF 15 US STATES
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING IT
YOU LOST TERRITORIES TOO YOU LOST LITERALLY ALL US TERRITORY EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER
LMAOOOOOOOO
YOU FUCKERS ACTUALLY LOST LIKE HALF OF THE MODERN DAY UNITED STATES TO FUCKING FARMERS WITH GUNS THAT WERE ONLY SUPPORTED BY A COUNTRY THAT HAD LITERALLY JUST LOST A FUCKING WAR TO YOU
LMAOOOOOO
>HIGHER GDP
>MORE PEOPLE
>BIGGER MILITARY
>MORE INFLUENCE
LMAOOOOOO
>LOST THE BRITISH RAJ
>LOST TANGANYIKA
>LOST ZANZIBAR
>LOST NYASALAND
>LOST THE GOLD COAST
>LOST BECHUANALAND
>LOST THE ADEN PROTECTORATE
>LOST BRITISH SOMALILAND
>LOST BRITISH BORNEO
>LOST BRITISH GUYANA
>LOST MANDATORY PALESTINE
>LOST IRELAND
>FUCKING IRELAND
IS THERE ANYTHING ON THE PLANET THE BRITTARDS HAVEN’T LOST? IS THERE ANY COUNTRY MORE KEKED THAN THE UK???