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Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:33:40 No.1304514 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1304588 >>1304724 >>1304786 >>1304858 >>1304896 >>1305041 >>1305356 >>1305370

Apologies. It seems a newfag mod tried to ban the doctor of /bant/. Hopefully my rats survived without me. Now, tell me of your symptoms

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3bIPv76n Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:34:58 No.1304533 Report

Quoted By: >>1304584

>It seems a newfag mod tried to ban the doctor of /bant/.
And why was that, doc?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ToA7Upp2 Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:36:05 No.1304548 Report

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I have a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aMHWDslC Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:37:53 No.1304580 Report

Quoted By: >>1304591

about a year ago a tree startimg growing out of my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:38:16 No.1304584 Report

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>>1304533
I have no idea. Here I was working with a fresh batch of leeches when suddenly I was forcibly removed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vdhTorjc Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:38:46 No.1304588 Report

Quoted By: >>1304604

>>1304514
I've got this weird rash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:38:58 No.1304591 Report

Quoted By: >>1304634

>>1304580
Does it bear fruit?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:40:06 No.1304604 Report

Quoted By: >>1304626

>>1304588
Tell me more. Where is it, what does it look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vdhTorjc Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:42:05 No.1304626 Report

Quoted By: >>1304655 >>1304703

>>1304604
My left testicle, Steve Buschemi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aMHWDslC Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:42:58 No.1304634 Report

Quoted By: >>1304714

>>1304591
yea some kind of citrusy fruit. the juice is palatable but irritating to the rectum, very hard to wipe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NDyKmj8 Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:43:57 No.1304648 Report

Quoted By: >>1304871

Can't eat cake frosting without getting a headache, need a serious diagnosis here no funny business doc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vdhTorjc Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:44:27 No.1304655 Report

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>>1304626
Nevermind, it's spread to cover my entire crotch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:49:52 No.1304703 Report

Quoted By: >>1304719

>>1304626
Scratch that shit like there's no tomorrow. Also, fuck a woman. You'll feel better by morning

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:50:50 No.1304714 Report

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>>1304634
Sell it and start a fruit shop. Everybody feels better when they have money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vdhTorjc Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:51:15 No.1304719 Report

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>>1304703
Will do. Thanks doc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TjtOAYZh Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:51:56 No.1304724 Report

Quoted By: >>1304744

>>1304514
I cannot see

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vkOUccXA Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:53:02 No.1304738 Report

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Help me doc I accidentally out my ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:53:30 No.1304744 Report

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>>1304724
Open your eyes.

!fMGaYnicoc

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!fMGaYnicoc ID:FfA6Ev7w Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:53:33 No.1304746 Report

Quoted By: >>1305340

i have problems with my memory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLKe/DOx Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:54:12 No.1304786 Report

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>>1304514
Jews got my balls in a vice grip. Any cures?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z5KsAwMa Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:55:58 No.1304808 Report

Quoted By: >>1304818

If I take off that mask, will you die?
Also what kinda herbs you got in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Tue 04 Jul 2017 23:56:49 No.1304818 Report

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>>1304808
It could be extremely painful. And thats a trade secret

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K/tNjj/R Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:00:42 No.1304858 Report

Quoted By: >>1304874

>>1304514
Can you cure mental illnesses doc?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:02:22 No.1304871 Report

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>>1304648
Keep eating it until it stops. Either your body will accept this, or break.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:02:45 No.1304874 Report

Quoted By: >>1304882

>>1304858
No. Talk to a priest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K/tNjj/R Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:03:42 No.1304882 Report

Quoted By: >>1304898

>>1304874
What about the pain in my stomach?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1qU6e0QH Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:05:37 No.1304896 Report

Quoted By: >>1304908

>>1304514
My coworkers, family members, friends, and even strangers on the street all make fun of me because I dress up as Mario every day. I've been considering suicide recently. How do I feel better about myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:05:51 No.1304898 Report

Quoted By: >>1304922

>>1304882
Simple. Eat human feces.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:06:45 No.1304908 Report

Quoted By: >>1304960

>>1304896
Have you tried slamming your head against an overhanging brick?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K/tNjj/R Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:07:56 No.1304922 Report

Quoted By: >>1304937

>>1304898
Thank you doctor! Can I eat my own or does it have to be someone else's?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:09:06 No.1304937 Report

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>>1304922
Probably best to eat anothers. Just ensure that they are not infected with The Gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mw9yjeb4 Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:09:56 No.1304951 Report

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hi doc. Yesterday i stole a Apache Attack Helicopter by accident (pic related) and i shot myself repeated times. I'm bleeding out and i can't feel both of my legs and my ear. What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y2vup7y4 Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:10:49 No.1304956 Report

Quoted By: >>1305319

I can not get my wife pregnant. I don't think I'm the problem as I've succeeded in impregnating my mistress. How do I fix my wife?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1qU6e0QH Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:11:19 No.1304960 Report

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>>1304908
I'll try that now, thanks doc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cDbS5pwq Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:19:23 No.1305041 Report

Quoted By: >>1305326

>>1304514
My skin is black doc, what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:47:26 No.1305319 Report

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>>1304956
Kill her in a barn fire and aquire a new one. One that appreciates your semen better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:48:07 No.1305326 Report

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>>1305041
You're life is meaningless. Now go find your master.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1LWk/ONs Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:48:53 No.1305340 Report

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>>1304746
you are Jellyfish

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DTVnUmp+ Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:50:04 No.1305356 Report

Quoted By: >>1305395

>>1304514
i'm tard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SEuVH6g/ Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:51:17 No.1305370 Report

Quoted By: >>1305428

>>1304514
DOCTOR!!!! I HAVE THE PLAGUE! HELP ME DOCTOR!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:51:58 No.1305395 Report

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>>1305356
Good. Run for a political office

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jUo5Mm7U Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:53:39 No.1305412 Report

Quoted By: >>1305434

I have autism

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:55:06 No.1305428 Report

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>>1305370
You have The Gay. However it is far too late for a cure. Choke yourself on your next cock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CsPcbeor Wed 05 Jul 2017 00:55:43 No.1305434 Report

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>>1305412
Leech your brain

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