>>1305808Holy shit I came to /bant/ to make a thread almost exactly like this. Creepy. Anyway here's my /jewishgf/ story.
>be me, 25, summer of 2016>meet this cute blonde haired, blue eyed conservative girl at a trump rally>we hit it off, she gives me her number without me even asking>fast forward 5 months later, we're dating and eating at a restaurant together about ~2 weeks after trump won, when she says "so anon, hanukkah is coming up soon and i was wondering if you'd wanna spend the holidays together with me?">wat>"hanukkah?">"yeah! err, christmas, since you're christian right?">"you're not christian?">"haha, anon i thought you knew, i'm jewish :3">goes on to explain how she's part of a sect that believes in jesus, meanwhile my face the entire time is like pic relatedi swear to fucking god she must be a convert or some shit because neither she nor her parents look even remotely jewish, her mom especially looks like a spitting image of annasophia robb and her dad like philip seymour hoffman
