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>Be me, 30 year old virgin
>Finally got my life together after years of dealing with social anxiety and low self esteem
>Own my own home, car, etc
>Close friend's girlfriend says a friend of hers is single and she can set me up
>a little anxious but my friend's girlfriend says she was practically made for me
>Says she's a huge fan of Star Trek like me, vidya, shooting compound bows, ju-jitsu
>Show up to her house looking my absolute best
>Opens the door and outwalks a literal tranny
>Can't remember if my mouth was hanging wide open or if it just felt that way
>it immediately starts talking to me about the ferengi rules of acquisition
>Still standing completely motionless trying to process this situation and how my friends could betray me like this
>turn around, get in my car, drive home