>>13078502Dammit Smith! I knew he'd catch on eventually...
Alright hotshot, you're on to our little game - but you're still a few cards short of a straight.
You want to know the truth? First, you gotta go to the nearest gay bar to you (we already know where that is) and find a twink sitting at the counter with black hair and jeans. If he's not there when you get in, just give it twenty minutes.
Seduce him, this part's important, and, after a long night of rough gay sex, he'll tell you everything. But you gotta take it in the ass son. It's the only way we'll know your legit
