ahahahaha COPE

You will never
EVER
know how liberating it is to be a passchad

You will NEVER know how good it feels to submit a post with one keypress.

You will NEVER know how much extra shitposting you can do in a day when you aren't wasting more than twice the length of time it took you to type in the first place to solve GARBAGE for MEGACORPS!

>n-n-noooo i don't want to give $20 to 4chan! even though i spend every day of my life on it!
>i'd rather give my TIME AND ENERGY to GLOBOHOMO MEGACORPS solving puzzles for them and letting them TRACK ALL MY DATA!

Poorfags with so little self respect, you won't even pay $20 in digital buttmonkey coins just to be free of your MASTERS!!

Say it with me, captchacucks:
>I LOVE MY MASTERS! I WILL SOLVE THEIR PUZZLES! I WILL AID THE MEGACORPS! I LOVE MY MASTERS!