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Anonymous ID:bspHE4VE Wed 05 Jul 2017 07:49:12 No.1310175 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1310178 >>1310408

>be european
>get run over

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Anonymous ID:oeun839B Wed 05 Jul 2017 07:50:02 No.1310178 Report

Quoted By: >>1310242

>>1310175
>be amerifat
>get shoot by the blacks

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Anonymous ID:bspHE4VE Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:00:28 No.1310242 Report

Quoted By: >>1310269 >>1310408

>>1310178
>be britistani
>big ben starts playing the adhan
>wake up and praise allah
>still dont brush teeth because british
>go outside in a shariah enforced zone
>building burns down and the literal welfare queen makes a token appearance
>monarchy in 2017
>get robbed because i cant own a weapon or a knife
>get online to say something and have to worry about hate speech and offending people
>listen to adele after getting home as your wife fucks several refugees to welcome them to britain and they get more money and housing for free than you dp with hard work
>mumble under your breath about this and one of the refugees hears you and reports you
>go to jail
>all hail englandistan and god save mogammad

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Anonymous ID:o2HX2u8k Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:04:28 No.1310269 Report

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>>1310242
>Be American
>Get lured into war for your Elite's own intrest time after time
>Get cities run over by niggers in numbers unheard of in Europe
>If not dying for some oil you die from a heart attack aged 35 because of a lifetime of prossesed foods

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Anonymous ID:a4ydwxsZ Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:24:21 No.1310408 Report

Quoted By: >>1310474

>>1310175
>>1310242
>be american
>go on pc
>claims that is cunt is a white cunt on a imageboard and calls european and canadian cunts muslims and/or asian
>his cunt is actually only 54% white and shrinking
>go outside
>go to the local high school
>shool got shot up for the 1,000th time by a disgruntled/edgy teen
>go to the local walmart
>relase some gas
>comes out as a liquid
>step on mart shart
>get shot by a horde of niggers
>go to hospital
>"that will be $60,000"
>get kicked out of hospital because you cannot afford your own healthcare
>dies from blood loss and infection

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Anonymous ID:zxP047ok Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:25:51 No.1310416 Report

Quoted By: >>1310453 >>1310458

>be eurostani
>use stupid day/month/year syntax
>when month/day/year syntax is superior

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Anonymous ID:v24+dkNz Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:29:57 No.1310453 Report

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>>1310416
> be Amerifat
> 2017
> doesn't use superior and logical metric system
> spends 10 times more on military than top 10 ten countries - most of which are allies
> muh freedom

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Anonymous ID:0aIkTDHq Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:30:19 No.1310458 Report

Quoted By: >>1310461

>>1310416
Year/month/day

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Anonymous ID:zxP047ok Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:30:52 No.1310461 Report

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>>1310458
Nah dude, this one actually triggers them good.

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Anonymous ID:bspHE4VE Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:32:23 No.1310474 Report

Quoted By: >>1310502 >>1310517 >>1310518

>>1310408
>be australian
>decide to go to the local game store
>step outside as you walk into black widow webs, koalas pounce on you, and three kangaroos punch you
>no gun to defend yourself
>finally make it to game store and purchase game
>"That'll be $100,000 aussie salaries."
>walk him with game and fight several crocs, some poisonous snakes, and another round with the kangaroos
>get inside and face off with brown recluse
>not the spider, but the abbo hermit who breaks into your house to steal the gas from your car and huff the fumes
>sit down at pc and watch some porn
>"OI CRIKEY FUCK ME ROIGHT IN THE CUNT THERE M8"
>see video of a girl with flat tits and click it
>sent to jail for child porn even though the actress was over 25 and just has flat tits

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Anonymous ID:v24+dkNz Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:38:07 No.1310502 Report

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>>1310474
Confirmed as true story, except I ordered online.

Opened door to receive package and the wildlife pounced (they'd been waiting for me for days).

My pet Wedgetail left a fresh kill of American-seagull at my door to aid my recovery.

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Anonymous ID:a4ydwxsZ Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:41:09 No.1310517 Report

Quoted By:

>>1310474
>be american
>can't tell between a australian flag and a new zealand flag
>also thinks that nz is a carbon copy of australia
>half of the us population still believes in creationism
>large portions of us citiles are literally 3rd world tier and growing
>muh liberties

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Anonymous ID:JlXtzVYw Wed 05 Jul 2017 08:41:13 No.1310518 Report

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>>1310474
>be American
>too stupid to know he's replying to a kiwi
>reaches for tendies and tips over the mobility scooter
>slowly chokes to death on third chin
>mom lets you die because Obamacare doesn't cover stupid fat cuntism
>too hard to get body out of basement so they just burn down the house
>Mexicans move into ruins and get everything free because sanctuary city
>mayor drops by to suck there brown cocks every day due to court order

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