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Quoted By: >>13101999 >>13102014 >>13102025
>be me has a dad who
>reaching his 50s, fairly fit, works out a lot
>eats a fuckton
>faints in his bathroom one random evening
>leg starts swelling up
>limping father decides to go to the doctor
>excessive uric acid in his body
>advised to give up eating meat
>mom starts cooking grass shit and we all gotta eat it
>makes eggs for once
>mom gets yelled at for not giving him eggs
>sister tells him not to
>dad finishes the eggs
if you're reading this dad, fuck you and stop eating like this
>reaching his 50s, fairly fit, works out a lot
>eats a fuckton
>faints in his bathroom one random evening
>leg starts swelling up
>limping father decides to go to the doctor
>excessive uric acid in his body
>advised to give up eating meat
>mom starts cooking grass shit and we all gotta eat it
>makes eggs for once
>mom gets yelled at for not giving him eggs
>sister tells him not to
>dad finishes the eggs
if you're reading this dad, fuck you and stop eating like this