They make me feel happy. Their degree of autism is heavily charming to me. Their mannerisms, the voices of how they are based on how 4channers post. I should mention by this point I see everyone as pretty much being a 2d anime girl here. They are cute and bubbly and sometime appear in my head to say words of advice.
I would be a hardcore weeb if I could. But their voices scare me. They don't act like I want them to act. They don't say what I want them to say. They don't say "jiggle jiggle" enough and shake their boobs in the animes I have seen. They don't say it in a young girl's voice with a little bit of a slight rasp but some loud japanese girl who starts screaming at me before some weird characters fly over her head.
I really love the idea of waifus and anime girls. I just can't get into the actual anime. So instead I come here and appreciate all anime posters, instead imagining them all to be portraying really hot autistic girls.