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>little brat of a child just got himself shrunk to a couple inches tall and is now excitedly talking about how cool it is
>the crazy guy who runs this factory now wants to split him in half with a taffy puller and kill him
>being the world's only 2 inch tall boy opens up all sorts of opportunities to use him to get wealthy and famous from interviews, scientific research, commercials, movies, etc.
>since he's permanently dependent on you, all that money would automatically go to you anyways
Let's be honest, any normal parent would've said no to putting him in the taffy puller.
>the crazy guy who runs this factory now wants to split him in half with a taffy puller and kill him
>being the world's only 2 inch tall boy opens up all sorts of opportunities to use him to get wealthy and famous from interviews, scientific research, commercials, movies, etc.
>since he's permanently dependent on you, all that money would automatically go to you anyways
Let's be honest, any normal parent would've said no to putting him in the taffy puller.
