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El Pecado Asqueroso de los Macdonaldes y Ualmartos

Strenghts:
+Has a powerful aura that gives nearby circumcised mutts in a large radius a +200% goodgoyimic discipline bonus
+Doesn't mind wearing sharted pants
+Passively promotes racemixing on the enemy mutts
+Long ranged attack for a support mutt
+Immune to slowing attacks
+Steals enemy EXP once fed
+Special attack makes enemy mutts suffer +20% damage from shartillery

Weaknesses:
-Extremely low damage.
-Has to shart in pants for 1 turn every 10 turns. In that turn, he is unable to move or attack.
-Is hostile to friendly mutts that are more North Italian than himself.
-Suffers from a constant HP decay, consuming healing items reduce or halt this debuff for a certain number of turns, however.

Threat level: Medium-low. Is an unreliable support mutt despite overpowered abilities.