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Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:14:06 No.1316521 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1316536 >>1316539 >>1316543 >>1316803 >>1317286

/bant/ please help. I wanna fuck this girl I met on tinder really bad but she's a virgin and talking about sex makes her uncomfortable. How do I get the nudes without being a dick to her? How do I get in her pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:15:02 No.1316530 Report

Quoted By: >>1316537

promise to share?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:211zN/Rq Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:15:35 No.1316536 Report

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>>1316521
>>>/soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:15:43 No.1316537 Report

Quoted By: >>1316564 >>1316871

>>1316530
If I can get them, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VqhxZaJp Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:15:52 No.1316539 Report

Quoted By: >>1316549

>>1316521
21ST MEME INFANTRY UNIT REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qz2z9824 Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:16:14 No.1316543 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316521
nigga why ask me? i don't know hit her in the head with a rock or use telepathy. wait maybe use chloroform i mean srs op i can't help you here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:16:53 No.1316549 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316539
ssa ruoy tuo ti wolb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KfXNotG+ Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:17:45 No.1316556 Report

Quoted By:

>>>/adv/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:18:33 No.1316564 Report

Quoted By: >>1316594

>>1316537
what kind of virgin? religious? nerdy? social anxiety? tomboy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:18:36 No.1316565 Report

Quoted By: >>1316671 >>1316688

Show us ur last conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:21:24 No.1316594 Report

Quoted By: >>1316727 >>1316998

>>1316564
Social anxiety. Like really bad. Like one word answers bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:28:43 No.1316671 Report

Quoted By: >>1316710 >>1316722 >>1316788

>>1316565

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:30:10 No.1316688 Report

Quoted By: >>1316788

>>1316565
Yeah, this is some cringe shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7EFqapnU Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:31:56 No.1316710 Report

Quoted By: >>1316727

>>1316671
>damn
>haha
>haha
Are all women like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:32:55 No.1316722 Report

Quoted By: >>1316742

>>1316671
Dont talk about liking it 'wild' she will feel even more pressure to have any sort of intercourse with u
She also looks like the shy type, so that clashes even harder
Make sure she's convinced she can get u off without any sexual experience

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:33:18 No.1316727 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316710
See
>>1316594

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:34:15 No.1316742 Report

Quoted By: >>1316765

>>1316722
I can't even bring the subject up anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sq4KCKGH Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:35:08 No.1316754 Report

Quoted By: >>1316769

She sounds so cute and innocent.
I want something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:36:11 No.1316765 Report

Quoted By: >>1316779 >>1316798

>>1316742
Then dont, she obviously doeant like it
Look the best way to get in her panties is to become emotionally attached first, as friends or something more than that
If she feel comfortable around u she might just let u fuck her till the morning sun rises

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:36:33 No.1316769 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316754
I wanna take that away from her anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:37:40 No.1316779 Report

Quoted By: >>1316808 >>1316823

>>1316765
Is that really the only way?
Hell, how do I get her to say more than one word at a time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:38:28 No.1316788 Report

Quoted By: >>1316809 >>1316813

>>1316671
>>1316688
you need to establish a connection with her, something that you could flatter her a bit. but not something shallow like "you like music?" but more "so what did you thought about the new lorde song?"... ehm, well something in that direction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HsqSCZeW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:39:49 No.1316798 Report

Quoted By: >>1316816 >>1316842

>>1316765
If thats the case then why did she made a tinder in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:40:00 No.1316803 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316521
You're going to have to be patient and let her become comfortable with you. That could take years. But if you really want her, then enjoy the waiting game.

Source: Femanon virgin with a fear of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:40:41 No.1316808 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316779
Yea its gonna take a while with a girl like that, u gotta like the shyness/innocence if u want it to be worth it in the end
Ive been in those 1word situations before and the solution is different for any girl
If u know what she's passionate about maybe u can get a response out of her
How much do u know about her?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:40:45 No.1316809 Report

Quoted By: >>1316836

>>1316788
Oh god. I wanna kill myself already
I also tried that too. "Hey, do you like Seether?"
>Yeah
"Have you heard any of their new album yet?"
>No
"You should check it out sometime"
>Okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:41:08 No.1316813 Report

Quoted By: >>1316864

>>1316788
>mfw a kike actually gives seemingly good advice
Alright, what's in it for you? Now I'm suspicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:41:21 No.1316816 Report

Quoted By: >>1316827 >>1316839

>>1316798
i actually wondered that myself, its a known fact tinder is a hook up app, so either shes delusional af, just bored, or OP is getting played

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXKIeJRL Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:41:46 No.1316823 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316779
tell her to show you her dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:42:04 No.1316827 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316816
Fucking hell Poland. Why did you have to say that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:42:56 No.1316836 Report

Quoted By: >>1316840 >>1316902

>>1316809
Ah, in that case, ask her about her interests. Be direct but not too direct. Here, say this: "So what are you into? What's something you're very passionate about? Don't worry about ranting, it's nice seeing people express passion over their interests!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:43:27 No.1316839 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316816
Maybe she's trying to be brave?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:43:29 No.1316840 Report

Quoted By: >>1316851 >>1316862

>>1316836
I tried that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:43:38 No.1316842 Report

Quoted By: >>1316873

>>1316798
Some girls are 'just looking for friends' on tinder and rly believe in their cause
And ahe probably has trouble getting any kind of love since she is so shy, so meeting more ppl through tinder might seem like a viable option to her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:45:10 No.1316851 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316840
Yeah but say it in that way.

Her guard must be pretty big. Shit, I kinda wanna talk to her and break down her barriers. I'm pretty great at that. And being someone with social anxiety (IRL at least) I know how she feels.

Ask her what she's doing on Tinder, then. What she's looking for.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:45:48 No.1316862 Report

Quoted By: >>1316903

>>1316840
Think of questions which cant be answered with simple yes/no replies, it might stir up a conversation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:46:03 No.1316864 Report

Quoted By: >>1316879 >>1316903

>>1316813
im out of the game for almost 4 years, i miss it. so helping someone to get laid makes me feel in some way that i actually fucked her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4RrJWQQA Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:46:28 No.1316871 Report

Quoted By: >>1316903 >>1316997

>>1316537
You're clearly a piece of shit then. Do the poor girl a favour and leave her alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:46:33 No.1316873 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316842
This. I used to have an okcupid profile that I made specifically for making friends.

Christ am I desperate.

Still had tons of guys contacting me with the intent of fucking, a few sending dick pics. I did get this one cool guy who lives about 100 miles away from me. Also saw a classmate on there looking for both men and women.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:47:06 No.1316879 Report

Quoted By: >>1316920

>>1316864
I knew it. It's always something with you kikes.

I'm just helping because why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ejrPABkN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:48:22 No.1316892 Report

Quoted By: >>1316997

Wait a minute, OP would share her nudes if he got them?

Alright, go fuck yourself OP. You're a worthless piece of shit and don't deserve her. Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:48:52 No.1316902 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316836
yeah, that actually wont work with most girls. most guys think that they like to blabber about themself all the time, but it only happenes if shes either know that you have no other option but to hear her out or shes just likes to talk to a complete stranger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:48:52 No.1316903 Report

Quoted By: >>1316938 >>1316949 >>1316996

>>1316871
I'm desperate anon, why do you think I'm on 4chan?
>>1316864
Also I'm sorry for calling you Poland. That was meant to be a bad joke. I appreciate your help.
>>1316862
Like what?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:50:59 No.1316920 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316879
>implying people dont act out on their self intersts all the time

you probably sleep in a unicornjams

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4RrJWQQA Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:52:57 No.1316938 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316903
Being desperate is one thing (and that's fine - been there myself), but trying to get nudes out of her with the intention of sharing them publicly is really cunty. If that's your attitude towards women I can see why you're struggling, and you really don't deserve any attention from them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HsqSCZeW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:53:30 No.1316944 Report

Quoted By:

Just watchin this thread to try some of these tips IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:54:00 No.1316949 Report

Quoted By: >>1316977 >>1317046

>>1316903
you said she has social anxiety, did she tell you that? or you just assume?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:56:33 No.1316977 Report

Quoted By: >>1316998

>>1316949
Yea how did u come to that conclusion, she might give u one word answers bcuz she's not interested

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:57:57 No.1316996 Report

Quoted By: >>1317046

>>1316903
And idk what u have asked/tries yet
Show us her pictures, maybe we can spot something she's willing to talk about

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:57:57 No.1316997 Report

Quoted By: >>1317444

>>1316892
>>1316871
How many girls have you rescued over the internet fucking virgin fags?
This is fucking 4chan not fucking Reddit. This is where morals come to die. It's the same shit on every fucking board too. Every board is loaded with pedophiles, freaks, faggots, criminals, drug addicts, furfags, racists, extremists, and other things I don't know the words for.
Everyone on 4chan needs to know this by now. By coming to this site, you throw your fucking morals out the fucking window. For all we know, you have a sex dungeon filled with tortured 4 year old boys and girls that you force feed lard for breakfast and dinner every day. So shut the fuck up you fucking white knight garbage. You faggots are literally the worst of the fucking worst. Go back to your fucking loli pony porn and get the fuck off of here with your white knight bullshit. The same faggots who complain about trump but chose not to vote. The same faggots who you see at Starbucks posting vlogs about fat girls on Tumblr.
Either go back to funnyjunk where you belong or kill yourselves. Either way, you're in the wrong fucking place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 22:58:00 No.1316998 Report

Quoted By: >>1317037

>>1316977
it wasnt me that came to that conclusion
>>1316594

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:00:36 No.1317037 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316998
>>1316998
Oh yea that question was meant for OP, oops

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:01:14 No.1317046 Report

Quoted By: >>1317064 >>1317116

>>1316949
She told me.
>>1316996
I would but she's actually a really nice girl and I don't want to risk her getting doxxed. I might not be a white knight moralfag but getting doxxed by someone on 4chan is worse than death and i wouldnt even wish that on my worst enemies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:03:16 No.1317064 Report

Quoted By: >>1317096

>>1317046
Then try to look for anything that suggests a passion or a hobby, if u notice anime posters ask smth about that, if u notice whips in her room ask about it, if 1 of those questions lead to an actual conversation its a mayor step forward

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:04:00 No.1317077 Report

Quoted By: >>1317096

How long have u 2 been talking btw?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:05:45 No.1317096 Report

Quoted By: >>1317132

>>1317077
Not long
>>1317064
I have tried man. I really have.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:07:42 No.1317116 Report

Quoted By: >>1317145

>>1317046
not much to work with here OP, so:
1)you try and relate with her on the whole social anxiety thing
2)its a nice trick, but should be excudet carefully: girls dont like to he jealous, so you try and make her jealous by saying "hey a friend girl just sent me a msg, asking me to meet her becouse *insert excuse here* so i will text you later if its ok" wait for a few hours and text her telling her that you thought about her the whole time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:09:09 No.1317132 Report

Quoted By:

>>1317096
If nothing is working u should just ask the questions directly, what is it she's looking for, does she even like u, will u 2 ever be friends (start with friends)
If this doesnt lead to anything u should give up on her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:10:20 No.1317145 Report

Quoted By: >>1317171

>>1317116
Jealousy will only make her insecure and scare her away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:12:15 No.1317171 Report

Quoted By: >>1317201

>>1317145
making her insecure is the point, but you have to build her security back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:14:22 No.1317201 Report

Quoted By: >>1317281

>>1317171
She's not the type to respond to insecurity by taking action, unless they have already established a connection she will be scared away by anything that makes emotional bonding more difficult

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:19:35 No.1317281 Report

Quoted By: >>1317377

>>1317201
but you cant establish any connection if shes not responsive, that would take much longer, if it happenes at all. direct action is the best in that situation to get a response

chad

chad ID:Tjk4Grna Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:20:10 No.1317286 Report

Quoted By:

>>1316521
send her your dick in a box

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:27:13 No.1317377 Report

Quoted By: >>1317449

>>1317281
There are 2 possible explanations about her behavior imo
She's either not interested in OP, which makes all attempts useless
Or she's too shy to have conversations
OP only has a chance when the latter case is true

If she's too shy she not only has to fight her own shyness, but also some other random girl OP knows IRL
This will make things more difficult, and ppl with anxiety will be scared off when things get more difficult

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4RrJWQQA Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:31:59 No.1317444 Report

Quoted By: >>1317980

>>1316997
>being this butthurt over other people being nice

It's not about rescuing anyone or white-knighting you edgy faggot. I'd bet my bottom dollar you're outraged when women are cunts to men.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:32:23 No.1317449 Report

Quoted By: >>1317566 >>1317980

>>1317377
seems like OP bailed

you have your points, but as i said you have to build her confidence, something along:
hey so im back from my friend, not something serious, i actually keep thinking about you how stupid of me right? well you are better looking then her. but shes just a friend. so what you up to?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I/nMILqN Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:40:58 No.1317566 Report

Quoted By: >>1317583

>>1317449
OP left us hanging
And I get what ur saying, but I dont think it would sound genuin in their current state

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4e3RY8Hg Wed 05 Jul 2017 23:42:26 No.1317583 Report

Quoted By: >>1317980

>>1317566
good talk nontheless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HkLIGiVW Thu 06 Jul 2017 00:16:33 No.1317980 Report

Quoted By:

>>1317444
Everyone is someone
>>1317583
Sorry I went to get dinner
>>1317449
I don't know how well this will work. I am pretty close to cutting my losses and going elsewhere for pussy. Ive literally tried everything I can think of and i've even went out of the box to imagine up some new shit to say.
Maybe she's different in person. Maybe she's just not into me at all and I'm wasting my time. I'm trying to set up a meet up for this. Either way, I don't think nudes will come for a long fucking time. I'm still here if you guys wanna keep talking
>tfw my only friends are online.

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