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>be me
>couple of months back
>walking around in the city center during lockdown
>See an old junkie walking around with his butcheeks out
>decide that he seems like an easy customer to sell weed
>go near him and say "do you want some weed?" (i used a codeword that is used for weed here)
>he turns to me and says "how much do you give it for?"
>before i am able to finish the deal 4 cops in 2 motorcycles show up and come to us
>he asks me "what where you saying to that jankie?"
>i reply "i was asking him where i can find some good bougatsa"
>the old junkie backs me up saying "yeah i just gave him some info on the places here"
>he asks me to show him my permit that is needed to walk around during lockdown (which is as SMS in phones), he tells me to unlock my phone and hand it over to him to see
>he just takes the phone and goes to my other SMS, he sees some SMS i had sent to some guys asking when they needed me to bring their cocaine
>they prepair to take me to the station,i hand them my id and they see i am underage
>one cop says to another "he is underage, we cant search his phone"
>the cop says that we will fine me for breaking lockdown then
>i start saying things like "we dont have money, we cant pay the 300$ fine, i just couldnt take it being at home all day and wanted to walk a bit'
>the cop sees my pockets being full and says he will search them up
>half an hour earlier i had stolen some panties from my girlfriend
>he finds 2-3 in my pocket and asks me what the hell are those
>i say "i bought them to gift them to my girlfriend"
>he says "are you sure you arent a faggot and wearing them yourself?"
>i say to him fuck off and he prepairs to write the fine once again
>other cop says to him "we better just leave him because he is young"
>cop tells me to get the fuck out of there
how do we fix the police /pol/?
Vid related : the old junkie
>couple of months back
>walking around in the city center during lockdown
>See an old junkie walking around with his butcheeks out
>decide that he seems like an easy customer to sell weed
>go near him and say "do you want some weed?" (i used a codeword that is used for weed here)
>he turns to me and says "how much do you give it for?"
>before i am able to finish the deal 4 cops in 2 motorcycles show up and come to us
>he asks me "what where you saying to that jankie?"
>i reply "i was asking him where i can find some good bougatsa"
>the old junkie backs me up saying "yeah i just gave him some info on the places here"
>he asks me to show him my permit that is needed to walk around during lockdown (which is as SMS in phones), he tells me to unlock my phone and hand it over to him to see
>he just takes the phone and goes to my other SMS, he sees some SMS i had sent to some guys asking when they needed me to bring their cocaine
>they prepair to take me to the station,i hand them my id and they see i am underage
>one cop says to another "he is underage, we cant search his phone"
>the cop says that we will fine me for breaking lockdown then
>i start saying things like "we dont have money, we cant pay the 300$ fine, i just couldnt take it being at home all day and wanted to walk a bit'
>the cop sees my pockets being full and says he will search them up
>half an hour earlier i had stolen some panties from my girlfriend
>he finds 2-3 in my pocket and asks me what the hell are those
>i say "i bought them to gift them to my girlfriend"
>he says "are you sure you arent a faggot and wearing them yourself?"
>i say to him fuck off and he prepairs to write the fine once again
>other cop says to him "we better just leave him because he is young"
>cop tells me to get the fuck out of there
how do we fix the police /pol/?
Vid related : the old junkie
