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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 09:24:26 No.13169563 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13169782 >>13169817 >>13169876

I've finally reached the point where this bullshit is actually a thing.
somebody redpill me on how it works, please.

!!dDeViAtoh4F

!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 09:28:14 No.13169569 Report

Quoted By:

inb4
>this confuses the amerishart
Yes.

!cUtEnFuNnY

!cUtEnFuNnY ID:5yfT4chS Sat 24 Jul 2021 09:31:46 No.13169574 Report

Quoted By: >>13169575

it cleans your ass

!!dDeViAtoh4F

!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 09:33:07 No.13169575 Report

Quoted By:

>>13169574
thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KV+T9+jp Sat 24 Jul 2021 09:35:07 No.13169576 Report

Quoted By:

you need to buy one with an extendible spigot so you can shove it all the way inside your asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZyNyvJic Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:22:58 No.13169776 Report

Quoted By: >>13169789

Just wash your ass nigga it ain't rocket science

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S5QWOff2 Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:26:31 No.13169782 Report

Quoted By: >>13169811

>>13169563
Fucking Germans, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kDYUKPNU Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:30:27 No.13169789 Report

Quoted By: >>13169793 >>13169805

>>13169776
ok, but what do i do about wet ass afterwards?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZyNyvJic Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:31:54 No.13169793 Report

Quoted By: >>13169803

>>13169789
Use a towel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kDYUKPNU Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:35:42 No.13169803 Report

Quoted By:

>>13169793
ok ty

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:na5iqX+v Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:37:17 No.13169805 Report

Quoted By: >>13169938

>>13169789

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFzlzvXr Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:38:43 No.13169807 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5LCHLIxghU

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kDYUKPNU Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:40:46 No.13169811 Report

Quoted By:

>>13169782
they have weinerschnitzel and the good beer, I ain't complaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0ukoOp8k Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:46:09 No.13169817 Report

Quoted By: >>13169962

>>13169563
i've seen these before, how do they work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I8PCdb+J Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:55:03 No.13169840 Report

Quoted By: >>13169844 >>13169883 >>13169938

this is how i clean my ass
>dry pass with toilet paper
>use bidet
>pass with toilet paper again
>use bidet again when it's all crystal clear
>final dry pass with picrel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZyNyvJic Sat 24 Jul 2021 10:57:28 No.13169844 Report

Quoted By: >>13169870 >>13169938

>>13169840
based autist
is that your bathroom you rich cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8PCdb+J Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:10:26 No.13169870 Report

Quoted By:

>>13169844
reverse search retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lmi4x3Rd Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:13:00 No.13169876 Report

Quoted By: >>13169938

>>13169563
lol nordcucks and amerisharts don't even know what a Bidet is, stinky ass motherfuckers

angry fags saying excuses like "N-N-OO!! CLEANING UR ASS IS NOT FOR SIGMA MALES" incoming

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KV+T9+jp Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:16:25 No.13169883 Report

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>>13169840
based squeaky clean asshole haver

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:43:01 No.13169938 Report

Quoted By: >>13169945

>>13169840
>>13169876
thanking the advice of
>>13169844
and checking the dubs of the based Italian posters who always make me smile/laugh. second only to
>>13169805
Australians..
Have i told /bant/ yet how i almost got taken to the bank by literal gypsies yet this trip?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lmi4x3Rd Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:46:42 No.13169945 Report

Quoted By: >>13169949

>>13169938
what do you think about the fact that amerisharts aren't capable of washing their asses

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!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:50:31 No.13169949 Report

Quoted By: >>13169952

>>13169945
My balls are now wet and i feel mildly foolish, however that was an effective cleaning, you guys do this all the time?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lmi4x3Rd Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:52:03 No.13169952 Report

Quoted By: >>13169956

>>13169949
yes. every time i take a shit i clean my ass with the bidet, it's very useful and it cleans your ass perfectly, Toilet paper alone is bad

!!dDeViAtoh4F

!!dDeViAtoh4F ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 11:54:20 No.13169956 Report

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>>13169952
agreed, expecially if you work retail where they can only afford the cheapest sandpaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kDYUKPNU Sat 24 Jul 2021 12:03:36 No.13169962 Report

Quoted By: >>13170521 >>13170533

>>13169817
turn the water on, let it get warm, fecking go at it, like the pasta said, it's a shower for your ass.

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Anonymous ID:na5iqX+v Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:14:33 No.13170521 Report

Quoted By: >>13170546

>>13169962
>The warm Pasta Salad shower for your ass
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0ukoOp8k Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:21:08 No.13170533 Report

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>>13169962
only time i ever used them i just pissed in it

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Anonymous ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:26:32 No.13170546 Report

Quoted By: >>13170557

>>13170521
lole you said that, not me.

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Anonymous ID:na5iqX+v Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:31:53 No.13170557 Report

Quoted By: >>13170563

>>13170546

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Anonymous ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:33:24 No.13170563 Report

Quoted By: >>13170582

>>13170557
implying i can

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Anonymous ID:na5iqX+v Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:44:04 No.13170582 Report

Quoted By: >>13170600

>>13170563
I am being the much scared now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cUPz015E Sat 24 Jul 2021 13:52:14 No.13170600 Report

Quoted By:

>>13170582
genuine autism has that effect on mildly normal people.

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