>be me
>flying in gaybus gay-three-eighty on eurofag airline to communist europe
>gayestplanetoevergay.gaypg
>flight attendants have hairy legs, unintelligible sloviakifag speech
>pilots aren't even doing a barrel roll
>won’t give me beer, only filthy european water
>wont let me smoke in bathroom
>voicing my displeasure with american volume
>suddenly
>explosive decompression of cabin
>one of the flight attendants is sucked out
>serves her right
>i stay seated because of healthy american padding
>there in the open doorway
>i see him
>it is Dennis A. Muilenburg, the ceo of boeing
>"is that a boeing® 787® dreamliner® in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
>i take my model boeing® 787® dreamliner® out of my pocket
>eurofag passengers stare in awe, many are blinded
>cant comprehend such masterful engineering
>feel gay-three-eighty shudder beneath us
>it knows it is outclassed
>present my model boeing® 787® dreamliner® to Dennis A. Muilenburg
>"time to test your g-force limit"
>i bend over, spread my shit-lubed ass cheeks
>eurofags don’t care about smell
>suddenly i feel it
>the penetrating power of american engineering
>i moan seductively
>feel wings slicing in to my buttcheeks
>the blood just lubricates it more
>up to the vertical stabiliser now
>"here cums the airplane"
>Dennis A. Muilenburg leans in to my ear
>"allahu akbar"
>mfw theres an ak-47 up my ass
>mfw towelheads decapitating eurofag passengers
>mfw they’re crashing this plane with no survivors
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