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>alarm wakes you at 6am disrupting your natural circadian rhythm
>forced to drink coffee in order to be capable of stringing a sentence together
>fight traffic for 30 minutes listening to shitty podscasts or otherwise take the bus filled with other despondent wagies
>get into the office at 830 and proceed to move slides on a PowerPoint for 9 hours or attend pointless meetings
>dont forget your monthly diversity sensitivity training
>the highlight of your day is taking a shit so you can get five minutes of uninterrupted phone time
>attend your quarterly performance review where some hack reminds you how privileged you are to work for schlomo and tells you how you can improve
>leave work at 6pm (if you're lucky)
>get home at 7
>too tired to cook healthy
>too tired for hobbies
>too tired for social occasions
>maybe you'll attend afterwork drinks where you blow your weekly paycheque to talk office politics
>otherwise you go home to tfw nogf
>burn out your remaining dopamine sensors by browsing pornography and tugging your dick
>pass out at 10pm

h-heh at least our collars are white, and we made it, huh anons?