>>13217311The main reason is that I find peeing sitting down to be more arousing than standing up. As a bonus, My mom keeps complaining that I keep peeing on the floor. So that should alleviate her troubles. I attribute the floor peeing to the fact Sometimes my stream comes out at an angle of approximately π/4 radians and sometimes my pee comes out with a Bifurcation at the base, causing my stream to spill onto both sides of the toilet. Also Near the end of my stream (when I am pushing the last bits out) The pressure increases and I sometimes miss my aim. Before then I had been standing over the toilet like the colossus of Rodes, with my penis pointed straight down. This fixed the third problem but I still dealt with problems 1 & 2.
