Retards! Go have actual sex and quit looking at retarded images of questionably legal aliens who cannot even have holes because they are two demential! You stupid fappers can’t keep sex parts in your pants for long enough to even make a good funny joke! You just mindlessly repeat retarded bull**** because other retard snowball blasters told you it was funny! It’s really easy to fix your problems, just walk into the middle of a local park, drop your pants, make eye contact with a nearby hot women and stroke until you make pee milk. I can guarantee she will remember it forever and you have transcended your pathetic semanation limits. Reach out and touch someone you larping flaccid dullards! Maybe then you would learn some real humor and some real jokes instead of 40 year old pop culture references! It’s more stupid than your tiny drained balls, and infinitely unsexy. Your whores even are unsexy. They wear too much makeup and have fake titties some of them are even men. You coomers are so far gone you can’t even tell where coom goes anymore! Coom goes in the womb! It doesn’t go in your hands or in your pillow, or even in someone’s mouth or butt, that is gross seed is a gift god gave you to make copies of yourself. Honestly it is probably bad that I am telling you retards how sex is supposed to work. You were made retarded so you would’t reproduce! I am probably offending god by trying even to help you! But please stop ruining perfectly good keyboards and phones with penis glue!

Stop cooming!