I'd like to propose a disturbing hypothesis that came to me suddenly in the shower... a ‘what if’..., if you like.
I always assumed that Jordan Rivera (aka. Yonkers etc etc) was always *larping*, just *pretending*, *roleplaying* (as such), with his stupid, moronic, idiotic, humiliating, compulsive replies and pathetic lies all the time... just one big game he was playing with us all.
Now - and this is where it gets really disturbing -
What if... if it *WASN'T* a larp at all? What if Jordan really *was* as idiotic, infantile, moronic, regressive, deluded (etc) as he makes out to be? That it *wasn't* a game at all? But this is what he is *really* like?
Fuck... the alternatives are just too disturbing to contemplate... it just *can't* be true, can it?
Can it?
