>>13271640Boy. I remember the first time I had a milk, it happened when I was just five years old yet I remember it like it was yesterday. She took me for our two-weekly grocery mart stroll and while we were in the dairy section, the bag caught my eye. I saw it was called 'homo milk' which I thought meant gay, but my mum quickly clarified on the meaning of 'homongenized.' I begged her for the bag and eventually she caved, I think craving that milk herself! First thing I did when we got home was place the milk sleeve in a jug, and we cut that sucker open and poured. Man, I miss milk.
