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>plot So, the prisoners have escaped. They left the home world of the arume. They also left Mars in a mess. Jason and the Mars empress (Riko) both died in the destruction of mars. The horrifying arume colony of Mars is now left a wasteland once again. The prisoners, and YOU, newcomer, have landed in Russia. You are back on earth, its good to be home. Make sure you save Earth from the arume. Its anyone's game now. >rules -your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end -you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02) -if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong>setting -this is the REAL survival, you have to make your own stuff now, this is like camping -earth is a wasteland -there are animals and human settlements -the arume have a main base in Japan>episode 1 The 4 anons land. They find a timid guy named Don. One of the anons finds an arume settlement. Oh shit, there's 90 of them! He fights them off, but his luck runs low. Billy Mays comes in, with his whole army of crusaders, and fucks shit up. He has taken in 40 arume prisoners, and the other 50 are dead. They even built a castle, pretty nice. Noob and Sheila start talking, and chemistry starts. They fix the ship and are heading to Japan. Rock and Roll!
Billy Mays
Tony Slavison
>>1327679 Reporting for vodka
OP
>>1327693 39
>you wake up, it was a long night >you look outside and see the clouds go by, it will take a couple rolls to actually get to japan at this speed >the 4 crusaders are sleeping, and kicking each other off the bed >>1327714 41
>you wake up with a hangover >man, that vodka was sugary Billy Mays
>>1327731 DA ,SOME VODKA IS JUST WHAT I NEED
>Drinks Vodka Tony Slavison
>>1327731 >Blyat >Drink more vodka to recover from hangover Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1327765 damn, just one off
Noobleone "The Butcher"
OP
>>1327765 >>1327754 >the vodka soothes the headache of you both >it leaves a nice cold taste in your mouth >>1327800 dubs
>you wake up with your head in sheila's lap >she is driving, not noticing you are awake >it seems she knew about your head being on her lap Billy Mays
>>1327819 AH FUCK VODKA SUCKS SOME GOOD BEER IS JUST WHAT I NEED
>DRINKS CRAFTED BEER Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1327819 i quickly get up
"s-sorry about that"
Tony Slavison
>>1327819 >>1327835 "CYKA BLYAT, VODKA IS TOP DRINK BEST IN WORLD FROM RUSSIAN BREWERY"
>drink more vodka OP
>>1327839 93
>sheila looks at you and smiles No worries. I didn't mind at all.
>she continues to fly the ship >>1327835 53
>the beer is quite bitter, but its alright >it quenches your thirst >>1327857 75
>that nice cold vodka hits your throat >it leaves that nice taste of alcohol Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1327867 i look around to see if anyone saw
Billy Mays
>>1327867 RECRUITS FOLLOW ME TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IN THESE BARREN LANDS,DO GOOD AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURSELVES A REWARD
>TEACHES CRUSADERS HOW TO FENCE AND PARRY Tony Slavison
>>1327867 >Drink even more vodka as the trip goes on, use SLAV POWER to make the ship go faster Clap
I establish a base of operations for anons to use on Madagascar
Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1327895 >Operating on Nigger Territory OP
>>1327873 37
>a few people saw >they don't say anything >>1327884 48
>the crusaders scratch their heads in confusion >all they know how to do is destroy stuff >>1327892 29
>the vodka goes down the wrong tube >instead of going down the drinking tube, it goes down the air tube Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1327936 i go to see what the empress is doing
Tony Slavison
>>1327936 "CYYYYYKAAAAA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
>Try again to make the ship go fast OP
>>1327940 04
>you walk to her door >you walk in on her naked >she screams and calls you a pervert >she slams the door and locks it >>1327945 54
>the vodka tastes good >but the ship isn't changing Billy Mays
>>1327936 GENTLEMAN THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
>TEACHES PARRYING AND FENCING Tony Slavison
>>1327949 >Cyka blyat, make the ship go fast to weebland Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1327949 i try to say through the door
"s-sorry"
i facepalm
i go to sheila
"how much longer till we're there?"
OP
>>1327967 >>1327973 Not much longer, because we're already here!
>she descends the ship quickly >the landing was abrupt and bumpy >the ship stops, sheila says Okay, we're here!
>>1327957 >they start to understand >they begin copying the moves Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1328006 i look out the window
Billy Mays
>>1328006 KEEP DOING IT MEN YOU ARE DOING IT FINE BUT YOU CAN DO IT PERFECTLY
>KEEPS TEACHING THEM Tony Slavison
>>1328006 >Load shotgun, bring loads of ammo and a pistol. Drink more vodka OP
>>1328014 41
>you see the place is a mess >broken buildings, camp fires >broken vehicles >>1328018 81
>they start getting better >>1328024 42
>you could only carry half of the ammo due to your roll Billy Mays
>>1328060 ALRIGHT MEN ONE MORE TIME AND WE'RE GOOD FOR TODAY
>TRAIN THEM ONE LAST TIME OP
>>1328078 87
>they repeat it well Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1328060 >Make some full body armor, sling shotgun over shoulder and holster the pistol Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1328102 ALRIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO ENTER IN BESERK MODE
>TEACHES THEM HOW TO ATTACK FEROCIOUSLY EVEN WHEN SUFFERING LOTS OF DAMAGE Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1328060 >Gideon wakes up after a good rest >Take a look around Bill Billington
>>1328102 >Bill bumps the thread to keep it alive Gideon Crawforde
>>1328763 >Gideon bumps into Bill "Oh, hello old chap, how have you been?"
Bill Billington
>>1328998 "H-hi, Gideon"
>Bill blushes Anonymous
>>1329039 >Gideon blushes as well "O-oh, I'm fine..."
>A bead of sweat runs down his face Bill Billington
>>1329101 >Bill isn't sure what to say and he can feel the pressure building. "Wellokaybyeniwseeyalater"
>Bill quickly walks down the hall and hides, his heart is racing Anonymous
>>1329131 >Ohnoyoudon't >Gideon chases after Bill "I-I don't know what I said sorry, I mean like you wan- ni-nice day isn't it?"
>Gideon is sweating buckets ឴
Bill Billington
>>1329185 >Bill is all red, he takes off his jacket because it's suddenly like 100 degrees in here "W-what do you mean? I-I never said you looked good. Besides th-that could mean anything a-and I'm straight."
>OH FUG THAT'S NOT WHAT GIDEON ASKED Anonymous
>>1329240 "Wo-woah calm d-down there cowboy! I h-have a wife a-and I love wom-women."
>Gideon takes off his shirt cuz shit's getting hot Bill Billington
>>1329260 >Bill can't stop staring at Gideon's abs. This only makes it worse. "Who t-turned on the heat? W-we sh-should really t-turn it off..."
>Bill takes off his shirt too because it's so hoooooot Billy Mays
>>1329281 >>1329260 >Billy Mays Comes and Shocks The Faggotry of both Bill and Gideon I've learned this Trick with an fella from Indiana
Anonymous
>>1329281 "O-oh dear, someone must've t-t-turned it up, probably one o-of those darstadly arume's."
>Gideon swallows loudly "N-no I d-d-don't like your b-body..."
>Can't stop looking at Bills body >Sweat levels increase to turbo-drive Tony Slavison
>>1329260 >>1329281 >Walks in, vodka in one hand and shotgun in the other "BLYAT, VHAT ZHE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GAY FAGGOTRY?"
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1329303 "G-gay!? No, I have a wife thank you very much!"
Bill Billington
>>1329286 >>1329281 >>1329260 >>1329302 >Bill grabs Gideon and takes him into a nearby bathroom, then locks the door "Don't worry, we'll be safe in here, Gid"
>Bill is holding Gideon close without realizing it Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1329309 >DROP WATER IN THE BATHROOM THE SHOCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE WATER Tony Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1329309 "CYKAA BLYAAT"
>Bangs on door in Russian Anonymous
>>1329309 >Bucket loads of sweat drip down Gideons body and onto Bills "No-not so close lad!"
>Gideon slips on the sweat covered floor and falls ontop of Bill "O-oh no I appear to have fallen!"
>Gideons body is pressed up against Bill, who is below him Bill Billington
>>1329330 >Bill is trapped under the weight of Gideon "Uh, Gid, I can't move. Have you been working out? Wow, your muscles are r-really big..."
>Gideon smells nice Anonymous
>>1329353 >Nothing like the smell of a sweaty man (Faggot) >Gideon gets up "S-sorry about that."
>He runs out of the bathroom Tony Slavison
>>1329330 >>1329353 >Smashes down door in Russian "Пpeкpaтитe cвoю oплoшнocть (Cease thy faggotry)
Bill Billington
>>1329358 >>1329361 >Bill is knocked out by the smashed door, then wakes up. He forgot all of the events that just happened. "Why am I in the bathroom? And what happened to my shirt and jacket?"
Anonymous
>>1329358 >>1329353 "hey let's go talk to the people outside! they might be able to help us!"
Anonymous
>>1329377 >Gideon is panting "Ok. Sounds like a good idea... Yeah mate maybe we can find a tracksuit."
>Gideon is still shirtless Anonymous
>>1329377 dubs
>you find a bunch of guys working in a rice field >they notice you, one says "WHO YOU?"
Tony Slavison
>>1329375 "Comrade, you were infected by the gay back there. Just stay safe for now on, okay, don't catch the gay."
>Drink entire bottle of vodka Anonymous
>>1329388 i walk out
"mee isu noobreone, whooo izu u?"
Anonymous
>>1329382 what happened to your shirt?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329388 >>1329409 >Follow Noob "Hmm. I wasn't aware you could speak Japanese, good job lad."
Billy Mays
>>1329388 MEN NOW I'M GONNA TEACH HOW TO ABSORB YOUR RAGE AND UTILIZE AGAINST YOUR ENEMY
>TEACHES SOLDIERS HOW TO GO BESERK Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329410 "Oh, n-nothing..."
Bill Billington
>>1329390 >Bill is confused by Slavison and wonders how drunk he is >>1329377 "Yeah, I need some air. It's really hot in here for some reason"
>>1329382 >Bill notices Gideon shirtless, but doesn't have gay thoughts this time "Hey, you don't have a shirt on either, what happened?"
Gideon Crawforde
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329414 "i used to watch a lot of japanese animations"
>>1329421 i whisper
"stand behind me so i look cool"
Tony Slavison
>>1329421 "You want to have a drink of the vodka? It wards off the gay"
>Holds out ice cold bottle of vodka, finishes off the other bottle Anonymous
>>1329434 >>1329415 >>1329414 >the rice farmers start at you >the run over to you, with their small bodies HEY, YOU WANT RICE? 5 DOLLAR
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329434 >Gideon whispers to Noob "Nice one boy, your knowledge should come in useful."
>Stand up straight behind Noob, making sure to show off his manly body Billy Mays
>>1329446 >Kill Them all with My Students Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329450 i take off my shirt too, exposing my years mma training
Bill Billington
>>1329441 >Bill shrugs and takes the vodka "Thanks slav man"
>>1329434 "Oh, okay"
>Bill gets behind Noob Anonymous
>>1329450 >>1329460 low rolls
>your muscles sag, making you look like human jelly >the rice farmers laugh at you JELLY BELLIES, HAHA!
>>1329457 75
>you kill one >the other rice farmers stare at you HEY, WHAT YOU DOING?
Tony Slavison
>>1329465 "Da comrade, vodka ess VERY GOOD"
>>1329484 >Walk off to rice fields with shotgun and pistol Gideon Crawforde
>>1329484 >Begin smashing that slit-eyed fuck into the ground "You fuckin' want some you scrawny piece of shit! I'll fuckin' av' ya mate!"
Anonymous
>>1329488 dubs
>the rice farmers see you with your guns EEEEEEEEEEEK
>they run off, dropping their tools and rice >>1329499 (saving these dubs, the farmers already ran off)
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329484 i kick one in the face
"YAMERO! it's only because i haven't worked out in a while!"
Bill Billington
>>1329488 >>1329499 >Bill watches the onslaught against the chink farmers "Reap what you sow, I suppose"
>Bill sits on the ground and relaxes Anonymous
>>1329514 see
>>1329509 >>1329519 91
>you hear a voice in the distance >it sounds a lot like... c1g3 Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329514 i start working out to get ripped again
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329538 >>1329539 >Gideon also starts working out after the farmers run away Anonymous
>>1329539 >sheila sees you work out from a distance >she smiles and giggles >she goes back in the ship Bill Billington
>>1329538 >Bill gets up and investigates the voice Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329547 (am i ripped yet)
i do some cardio to burn off the jelly
Anonymous
>>1329551 15
>you don't see anyone, anywhere >it was just your imagination >>1329544 dubs
>damn, your muscles get nice and defined >you're looking good Anonymous
>>1329564 93 and 46
>your muscles are back in shape >good definition Gideon Crawforde
>>1329566 >Pull five sausage rolls out of my trousers and eat them all at once "FUCK YEAH! NOW I'M PUMPED!"
>Run off to find a better monocle and top hat
Bill Billington
>>1329566 >Bill dies a little bit inside >Bill goes back to relaxing near the ship Billy Mays
>>1329566 DEUS VULT INFIDELS TASTE THE STEEL OF GOD'S WRATH
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329574 i go talk to the empress
"we should go look for an arume base. they might help us"
Tony Slavison
>>1329566 >Go back to the ship, try to make some full body armor Anonymous
>>1329596 69
No, that's crazy. They'll kill us all. We should stay here and live under the tyranny of the arume. They'll send us back to the home world if we cooperate.
>>1329589 98
>the crusaders get pumped YEAH!
>>1329587 78
>you relax, you see the clouds in the sky >you see some pictures of things >>1329582 28
>instead of finding more clothes, you find a couple arume >they see you >>1329602 20
>you make it, and then it falls apart Tony Slavison
>>1329634 >Put it back together but make it better Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329634 "what they'd kill their empress?"
Billy Mays
>>1329634 ALRIGHT SOLDIERS YOU'VE DONE GOOD FOR TODAY NOW HERE'S YOUR REWARD
>Lead them to the room with 40 prisoners DO AS YOU SEE FIT
>Close the Door Gideon Crawforde
>>1329634 >I put my hands up "I surrender!"
>Gideon does his best to show off his sexy body "I do say, I don't suppose you two have seen my wife around here, have you?"
Anonymous
I have no idea what is happening in the bread can anyone join or???? Im not very smart.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329655 sure fellow leaf
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329655 Give yourself a name and start role-playing faggot
Billy Mays
Anonymous
>>1329650 05
>they laugh really hard We should tell the new empress this!
>they continue to giggle >>1329648 84
>you start to hear moaning from the room >>1329642 24
>aikko looks at you with sadness in her eyes Yes, because they have a new empress. Once an empress leaves, they can't just wait for her, they find another one.
>>1329641 14
>it falls apart again >you loose some of the metal pieces Leaf Leafson
>>1329660 Alright guess this means I gotta namefag
>>1329663 The leaf told me already anon
Billy Mays
>>1329672 Yeah Whatever let them have fun
>Starts Lifting whatever i can find so i can stay stronk for the glory of God Tony Slavison
>>1329672 >Go out to where Gideon is, hide somewhere Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329672 i try to cheer her up
"don't be sad! we'll help you take back the throne! you can count on me!"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329672 "Weeeeellll, if you'd like to say something to the empress, then please do follow me..."
>Gideon motions to the arume to have them follow him Leaf Leafson
IL start stalking Billy Mays to learn the ways of his sick gains
Bill Billington
>>1329675 >Bill looks at leaf leafson and is happy to see aomeone else with the same name as his first and last name Billy Mays
>>1329685 (Pro tip Reply to OP And Include your actions in greentext and let your dialogue normal)
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329685 >>1329696 (Another pro tip, don't get involved with Billy Mays.)
Anonymous
>>1329683 38
>the arume laugh at you again Yeah right, like we'll follow you.
>>1329679 97
>you get ripped >damn those muscles are nice >>1329681 18
>she looks at you >she scoffs That's a load of crap. We're on a different planet, with barely anything.
>>1329680 08
>the arume soldiers notice you >one shoots you in the thigh >you collapse, and she starts to walk to you (roll above a 50 to get out of there!)
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Billy Mays
>>1329704 >Knock on the Door Have you already had your fun Lads?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329704 "if the arume are a loyal people they will join us. we can recruit some right now. we'll start a rebellion."
Leaf Leafson
>>1329672 Hi
>>1329689 Leaf says "Hello!"
>Leaf gives him a bottle of leaf whiskey to celebrate meeting another person >>1329696 >>1329702 >>1329707 Thanks
Tony Slavison
>>1329704 >Get up, get to a hiding place Bill Billington
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>>1329714 >Bill graciously takes the whiskey "Oh, what a kind lad!"
>Bill pats Leaf on the head (seriously though stay away from Billy Mays)
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329704 "Hmph. Don't believe me?"
>Gideon pulls out his radio "Ask for yourselves."
>he tosses the radio to the arume Anonymous
>>1329735 53
>one of the arume looks at it with a funny face What is this primitive device?
>>1329714 41
>you wake up in the ship, you have a revolver with you >sheila comes over to you Ah, you're awake! Welcome!
>>1329715 51
>you barely make it >the arume are busy with gideon, lucky for you >>1329713 31
>she frowns Did you not hear what I said?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1329758 >Gideon pulls out a sausage roll and starts eating it while ignoring the arume Tony Slavison
>>1329758 >Heal my wounds with some vodka Bill Billington
>>1329758 >Bill hears a commotion >Sneak over to where Gideon is and hide with Slavison Leaf Leafson
>>1329758 How many bullets do I have? Do I have anything besides that?
Anonymous
>>1329712 21
>they don't respond >you hear the moaning getting louder >>1329763 36
>they throw the radio at your face Hey human! Stop fooling with us and get out of here!
>>1329764 46
>your wounds somewhat heal >nows the time to bail >>1329766 dubs
>the arume don't see you >you can convince them to leave >>1329769 96
>you have 20 bullets Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329758 i grab her shoulders with excitement
"if the arume don't join us, then we'll start our own rebellion! trust me
Billy Mays
>>1329773 >Break in and Join the Fun Gideon Crawforde
>>1329773 >He uses his super-fast manly reflexes to catch the radio before it hits his face "Oh? You just wanted me to leave? Sure thing."
>Gideon starts searching for a better monocle and top hat Bill Billington
>>1329773 >Bill stands up from behind cover "Hey sexy alien babes! There's an army of men right behind me! You'd better leave now if you want to live"
>Bill drinks some of the whiskey Leaf gave him Tony Slavison
>>1329773 >Keep healing with vodka Anonymous
>>1329775 57
>she smiles a little You're cute when you're excited.
>sheila clears her throat >she says There is something going on with gideon and some arume.
>>1329779 97
>the arume wander off >they disappear >>1329778 >you see gideon going somewhere >and the arume are gone Noobleone "The Butcher"
Anonymous
>>1329786 68
>the arume are gone >looks like gideon handled it well >>1329791 19
>your wounds burn and get bigger >you should really head back to the ship Gideon Crawforde
>>1329793 "Puh."
>Give up on searching for the monocle and top hat >Go back to the ship Billy Mays
>>1329801 >Break in and join the fun Tony Slavison
>>1329801 >Fuck, drink even more vodka to heal my wounds and get back to the ship Leaf Leafson
>>1329793 Alright. I get up acting exhausted and do the anime boob to face thing
Bill Billington
>>1329801 "Oh, they're not even there anymore..."
>Bill wonders off to a secluded area and drinks his whiskey Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329820 what anime boob face thing?
Anonymous
>>1329825 The one where they trip and either get a face full or hand full of boob
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Quoted By:
>>1329831 oh nice man. but i'm harem king.
OP
>>1329799 dubs
>sheila sees whats going on over where gideon is Oh! Looks like they're gone.
>she looks at noob with a smile Here, come with me.
>she grabs his hand and takes him out of the room >but before that happens, aikko grabs onto his other hand What are you doing?!
>>1329804 40
>you make it back and you see a chick fight >>1329810 01
>you fall into a hole >you hit a bunch of rocks >you break several bones >>1329818 81
>you heal well, and you see something going on in the ship >>1329820 02
>no one is there >you fall out of the ship and on your face >>1329822 dubs
>you are nice and alone >that wiskey is damn good Billy Mays
>>1329836 >Fuck Unbreak my Bones using Serious Crusader Techniques Gideon Crawforde
>>1329836 >Shout to them "Hello! I'm back."
>Sit down and watch them while eating a sausage roll Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329836 i start blushing
"whoa whoa there's plenty of me to go around"
Tony Slavison
>>1329836 >see chick fight "Why we not settle zees over vodka, no?"
>pull out cooler full of vodka Anonymous
>>1329836 Fug,
> I take a look around getting my bearings and seeing if there is anything I can take with me to prove useful Bill Billington
>>1329836 >Hear women fighting at the ship "Jesus, SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>Bill yells, then drinks more whiskey OP
>>1329844 dubs
>you fix your bones >the hole isn't that big >>1329846 64
>they don't notice you as you feast and watch them >>1329847 74
>sheila What am I doing? I'm taking noob hunting!
>aikko Can't you see I'm busy with him?!
>sheila looks at her Noob, busy with you? Ha! As if he would be "busy" with an ugly one like you.
>>1329857 75
>they don't hear you >but your vodka is too damn good >>1329859 95
>you find a good knife >>1329873 37
>sheila throws a full bottle of whisky at your face >kapow, right in the face Billy Mays
>>1329914 >Climb out of it then enter in the room Bill Billington
>>1329914 "I fucking hate that bitch"
>Bill gets up with glass shards still in his face and slaps Sheila across the face as hard as he can Tony Slavison
>>1329914 "Da, take ze vodka!"
>Drinks entire bottle of vodka Gideon Crawforde
>>1329914 >Ohshitthisisserious >>1329924 >Ohmy >Gideon shouts "I think Noob is a faggot guys!"
Anonymous
>>1329914 Nice il pocket that for later.
Can I get a small description of where I was sleepin?
>As I get dressed cause I sleep nekked Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1329914 >omg i'm having two hot girls fight over me "ladies please... umm stop fighting! we must stick together if we are to prevail!"
OP
>>1329923 32
>you see a quarrel going on >>1329924 42
>you slap her >sheila grabs you by the throat and picks you up >she throws you in the wall Do you want to live for c1g3? Don't do that again.
>>1329939 93
>you chug it down good >damn good vodka >>1329941 14
>a crusader kicks you in the balls >>1329945 54
>you were sleeping in the corner >>1329954 45
>they ignore you >aikko Excuse me? What's with your hair, anyway? Are you a clown?
>sheila You're quite rude for an empress. No wonder they ditched you.
Billy Mays
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>>1329991 >Enter the Room and Check on my Soldiers Billy Mays
Tony Slavison
>>1329991 >Walk in "Ladies, no need to argue, let's settle this over vodka!"
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1329991 "Fuck you bitch"
>start pulling the glass shards out of my face Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1330000 "yes! vodka should calm the down"
Gideon Crawforde
Quoted By:
>>1329991 >Punch him in the face "Oi you fuckin' want some!? I'll gab ya one!"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1330000 >Billy Mays Closes his hands and points to something on the higher left of his hand,He says it's for checking something Leaf Leafson
>>1329991 Alright
>I get up and walk around greeting the closest people to me and for Sheila I put the moves on her (Quick meta is 11 considers under 20 or is it dubs?)
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Tony Slavison
OP
>>1330000 QUADSS
>you levitate, and a powerful aura glows around you >pure power radiates from you as wind blows out in every direction from you >you become buff as hell, and immortal for one thread >soviet union powers ACTIVATE >the soviet symbol appears on your shoulder >your veins fill with pure POWER Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1330040 "wtf am I witnessing"
Tony "Blyatman" Slavison
Quoted By:
>>1330040 "DA, THEES VODKA BERY GUUUD, AAHAHHAHA. I AM NOW BLYATMAN, HERO OF RUSSIA. ARUMES FEAR MEEE"
>Fly out of ship to the nearest Arume stronghold Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1330020 threads almost over join the discord if you want updates on the next one
https://discord dot gg/nr9zFn
Leaf Leafson
>>1330037 >>1330038 Thx I do D&D This is muh first RP for anything in a long time so forgive my noobness
>>1330067 Thanks im not much of RP'er but I would like to be.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1330074 it's cool man, these threads are hard to get into
Leaf Leafson
>>1330083 DESU I have no idea whats going on. but ima quick learner
Billy Mays
Quoted By:
>>1330088 Get into the discord
https://discord gg/BeWAZC