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Anonymous ID:FOt+oSaZ Fri 07 Jul 2017 03:49:05 No.1330498 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1330531 >>1330601 >>1331051 >>1331094

>"Hey daddy? *poke* You're it! Teehee! *runs away giggling*"
How do you react?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LX1jUFJT Fri 07 Jul 2017 03:51:39 No.1330531 Report

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>>1330498
I dont fuck niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sfs9Lh3K Fri 07 Jul 2017 03:56:18 No.1330577 Report

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I told you to not call me daddy, mi esposa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tWYhIMtB Fri 07 Jul 2017 03:58:29 No.1330601 Report

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>>1330498
Hmm, my daughter sucks at hiding, so I tell her, cool go hide.

Then a few minutes later just yell, I found you.

Which she usually returns with, "Your turn to go hide."

My turn? Fuck that.
"Go ask mommy to go hide..."

"When is she coming home?"

>Damn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XNu3L/Li Fri 07 Jul 2017 04:24:30 No.1330834 Report

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>"Sorry little girl, think you've got the wrong guy. Are you lost? Do you need help finding your dad?
>Proceed to assist in finding her father, and returning her to him
>Realise niggers produce asexually, because 404fathernotfound.jpg
>Sell her

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Anonymous ID:UC+HB2hH Fri 07 Jul 2017 04:57:58 No.1331051 Report

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>>1330498
>daddy's got you!
>*raises her*
>*gives a hug and a kiss*
>you're daddy's greatest treasure!
>let's go for an ice cream before going with mommy at house
>wake up
>realize you're still a NEET
>you'll never have a daughter
>because you'll never have a gf
>if you had one you'll lose your kid by divorce and your daughter will end being a whore by 12-13
>NEETdom suffering is ironically better
Feelsbadman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tWYhIMtB Fri 07 Jul 2017 05:00:05 No.1331064 Report

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>>1331051
You wouldn't feel that way if you really had a daughter bro. It'll get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mZ3LGbpU Fri 07 Jul 2017 05:03:36 No.1331079 Report

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>>1330531
this

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Anonymous ID:1xExmT6e Fri 07 Jul 2017 05:05:32 No.1331094 Report

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>>1330498
She's kind of right, anon.

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Anonymous ID:SBBTK09m Fri 07 Jul 2017 05:17:31 No.1331147 Report

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