These are things I despise due to how "manly" they are:
Wolverine, South Park
Andrew Dice Clay, Wine for drinking rather than cooking
Clint Eastwood, Lions
Ric Flair, Paul Newman
Jefferson Starship, Van Halen
We Built This City on Rock and Roll, LBJ
The Simple Life, Ronald Reagan
Joe Dirt, The Simpsons
Hulks, Galaga
Harry Potter, Gandalf
Phil Collins, Wizards
Puck, Dragon Ball
Jimi Hendrix, Ninja Gaiden
GameCube, Here I Go Again on My Own
Football, Turtles
Peaches that aren't in cobbler, Atari
Shit, Rock before alt
John Cleese, Whitesnake
Blues, Bananarama
Lizards, White Lion
Godzilla, WWF
Doritos, Beer
300, Bruce Springsteen
Metal, Paris Hilton
Tesla, Little Red Corvette
Reptiles
Stacked fridge > side by side fridge (because it's not true)
Anons, Anonymous
Cyndi Lauper, Charles Bukowski
Bears, Rainbow Brite
Detroit, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Marvel, Wario
David Hasselhoff, Cats
NES, Animals
Pokémon themselves > Futae on show ( )
Lay's, Metal Gear
Footloose, xkcd
Gremlins, Niggers
New York City, Mortal Kombat
Dark drinks that aren't clear, Pac-Man
80s, Pussy
Anal expulsives, Trucks
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Cooter
John Sebastian, Bart Simpson
Rap, Chesire Cat
Honey, Indiana Jones
Sharks, Hanna-Barbera
Preston Andrew Keepfer
1965, 1967
The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan (continues into my next post)