>>13324581I wouldn’t pawn you off to my worst enemy….. which just so happens to be you.
>>13324585Look honey I got a stable of single guys looking for the same thing as you. Failed lovers who aren’t gay.
Please take them off my hands ;-;
Anime cons are a great way to meet people. They’ll have a dance or a ball or something like that. Get pretty, sit alone and dance with the guy that offers you his hand.
Most likely that guy will be like me and the only advice I can give is enjoy the moment. It may be over quickly.
Otherwise ask a guy at random to the dance.
You’ve got options but if you’re just gonna sit here milking attention I’m out. I got people to talk to and dick to look at.