>>1336498pretty sure it translates to this
The new No-Friendo Switch is finally here!
To properly use the No-Friendo Switch c
Insert one finger into mouth
Insert second finger into ass
wait exactly one hour with fingers in respective orpheus's
now someone will come down from the hevans and will yell the words "SWITCH"
after he says that switch the location of the fingers.
ULTIMATE FAGGOTRY ACHIEVED.
