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Anonymous ID:yug8+eAr Wed 01 Sep 2021 14:47:16 No.13377514 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13377524 >>13377771 >>13377790 >>13378062

Have some choccy milk and get comfy /bant/
and let us tell some probably fake stories together.
>playing football in gym
>ball is in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you Okay" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P4laPEH4 Wed 01 Sep 2021 14:51:52 No.13377524 Report

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>>13377514
>be me
>5th grade
>kickball
>classmate tosses ball
>kick it
@>goes out the door near third base and continues onward
>get something like fifteen laps around the bases before the ball was retrieved
It was a goid day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P4laPEH4 Wed 01 Sep 2021 14:52:33 No.13377528 Report

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>be me
>5th grade
>kickball
>classmate tosses ball
>kick it
>goes out the door near third base and continues onward
>get something like fifteen laps around the bases before the ball was retrieved
It was a good day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HW9KW3T4 Wed 01 Sep 2021 15:02:54 No.13377565 Report

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try my special brew of chocco milku
also
>go to the mall with my gf
>she needs to pee
>nearby toilet is one of those unisex toilets for disabled people
>she goes in and doesn't notice me going in with her
>she takes off her skirt and starts sitting down
>turns around to see me with a huge grin in my face and she bagan peeing
>she stare at each other for a good 15 seconds, not saying a word
>I take the entire toilet roll next to her
>she's done peeing
>she's crying that she needs to wipe
>told her that Ill wipe her, no other option
>she reluctantly agrees and let's me wipe her pee filled puzzy
>I show her the tissue paper filled with her pee
>she blushed HARD
>someone started violently knocking on the door and I could hear an old man complaining that he needs to use the toilet
>he scared my gf and she began to pee again
>I wipe her down again, this time her face was very very red
>she gets dressed and we charge through the door together without looking back
>old man probably confused as hell

I still keep that tissue paper for remembrance, such a good time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X656zCwt Wed 01 Sep 2021 15:12:30 No.13377771 Report

Quoted By: >>13377782

>>13377514
>unable to make up a fake story, so he just takes an existing greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yug8+eAr Wed 01 Sep 2021 15:16:13 No.13377782 Report

Quoted By: >>13377978

>>13377771
fine I'll give a real story
>doin your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eucXw4I8 Wed 01 Sep 2021 15:18:08 No.13377790 Report

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>>13377514
ok
>be me
>wake up at 4:30 am
>go to work
>do stuff at work
>come home at 5 pm
>eat tuna from can
>browse 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X656zCwt Wed 01 Sep 2021 16:18:20 No.13377978 Report

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>>13377782
>be me
>2 and a half years ago
>it's 2 o'clock in the morning
>the fridge is empty and the cat is running around asking for food
>no_cigs.arw
>leave on a journey to the nearest gas station
>about to pay for my cigs and a pair of sandwiches
>suddenly a bearded homeless man enters the station
>clerk asks him what he wants and warns him that they don't accept empty bottles as a form of payment
>I look the man in his face and recoil in disgust, as the smelly, overweight, seemingly drunk visitor mumbles something unintelligible to my face
>"What are you doing here" I ask
>"Eie"
>"say again?"
>"Deie"
>"bit louder, please..."
>"DEINE MUDDA!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pppz3lk9 Wed 01 Sep 2021 16:48:10 No.13378062 Report

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>>13377514
what would that be in german?

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 ID:AQndnRba Wed 01 Sep 2021 16:57:55 No.13378094 Report

Quoted By: >>13378236

>Me and my gf decided to have a shower together
>Nothing kinky happens, we're just washing each other
>get a boner
>start making out
>water dripping off both of us
>decide it's sexy time
>she grabs my cock and tries to insert it in herself from behind
>water has made her pussy the consistency of rubber
>rip my foreskin a good half an inch
>bleeding everywhere tell her WTF
>both regret sexy shower time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HW9KW3T4 Wed 01 Sep 2021 17:20:39 No.13378236 Report

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>>13378094

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