POCCNRs are poor, dirty and smelly
A babushka cheers while watching Putler on telly
A rooster cries out “Annex Ukraine! Beat the US!”
All the while a Chinese man is making his daughter undress

I have a solution to this Russian scourge
But unlike Stalin, there’s no need for a purge
We’ll put Russians on space ships and send them aloft
Except for their women (they look like Lara Croft)

Once the roosters are in space, which they covet so deep
We’ll send up the tigers who’ll use Russians as meat
As luck would have it, there’s no sound in space
So no more Russians screaming “BLYAT!” in your face