Anonymous
>>1339056 roll to shoot myself
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339056 >he finds himself in the middle of the invasion What... what the...
>he rolls for his weapons Anonymous
>>1339056 This is Tumblr, we will no longer sit idly by while you spread racism, misogyny, and bigotry.
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getsfairy
>>1339083 >NO HATE Stopped reading right there.
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:04:16 No. 1339087 Report >>1339056 Alberto Barbosa Reporting In
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:05:29 No. 1339102 Report Quoted By:
>>1339085 >Giving Obvious B8 (You)s >Cirnofag Off yourself
Arume leader
>>1339063 >36 You miss lmoa
>>1339081 >18 You have a shitty pistol that constantly jams
>>1339087 >78 Nice roll son, you have a kang-grade shotgun and a bucket of fried chicken
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:07:23 No. 1339126 Report >>1339111 HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ SOME SORTA KANGZ WITH SHOTGUNS OR SOME SHIZ?
>Rolling to eat the Fried Chicken Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339111 >he runs to alberto barbosa >>1339087 What's going on?! Whats all this violence?
>he is looking at you >you can see fear in his eyes >he is desperate to know what is going on Anonymous
>>1339111 >You miss lmoa i roll to cry bitterly and roll around on the floor begging god to end my suffering
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:09:27 No. 1339150 Report >>1339137 >>1339111 >Rolling to heed this Aussie Call and ending him how a kang ends his enemies Arume leader
>>1339126 >62 Mmm, good hot 16 piece bucket of fried chicken straight from KFC, too bad the KFC was destroyed right after you stole from it
>>1339136 >63 Luckily, the Arumes are in another part of the city and don't hear you freaking out
>>1339137 >73 An Arume finds you and shoots you, killing you
>>1339150 >05 The Arumes that killed the Aussie see you and draw their weapons. They scream "DROP THE GUN AND GET ON THE GROUND", giving you traumatic flashbacks of when your looting buddy Tyrone Daquan was killed by dem whitey police officers
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>1339056 I told you before, the Arume did not invade in any way that you could defend against except AA artillery, and they don't have a "feminization fetish" they just are a mono-sex species (namely women).
Anonymous
>>1339180 >An Arume finds you and shoots you, killing you i respawn, i am a cursed undead dark hedgehog called blacksteel and i am immortal. i begin screaming linkin park lyrics at the top of my lungs
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAL
FEAAAAR IS HOW I FAAALLLL
CONFUUUSING WHAT IS REALLLLL
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:15:31 No. 1339220 Report >>1339180 DIE WHITE DEVILS YOU CAN'T STOP THIS KANG FROM FIGHTING AGAINST OPPRESION
>Shoot at them Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339180 >he runs behind a big rock >he looks at the arume pointing the guns at kang >he things to himself No, I can't let this happen!
>he points out his pistol to an arume >he shoots her in the head >hides behind the rock again Arume leader
>>1339220 >02 You miss badly, it ricochets off a building and every fragment hits you square in the gut and dick. The Arumes shoot you 30 times in the chest, and you're bleeding out, only living by a shoe string
>>1339232 >23 You miss, and an Arume shoots at you. Roll higher than this post to dodge
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:31:53 No. 1339379 Report >>1339367 PRAY TO KING TU TA TATU TO HEAL MY BODY AND GIVE ME STRENGTH TO KILL THESE BITCHES
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339367 >he hides behind the rock again >((if dodge succeeds)) >he climbs the rock and lays on it >he shoots the arume again from there Anonymous
>>1339216 I ROLL TO USE SONIC SPEED TO DEFEAT THE ARUMAS WITHIN THE SPACE OF A SECOND WHILE EATING A CHILLI DOG
Arume leader
>>1339379 >97 You heal a bit, the kang spirit in you ignites and allows you to get off a shot on one of the Arumes, shooting her in the leg and crippling her.
>>1339397 >79 You dodge just barely, and are able to get a shot off on the Arume Alberto Barbosa shot, killing her
>>1339400 >Dubs You kill 1 Arume and eat a chili dog, but all of the others in the group fire at you. Roll over 90 to dodge
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:37:30 No. 1339457 Report >>1339439 FEEL THE POWER OF THE KANG WHITEY
>KILL THEM WITH MY FISTS AND KANG SPIRIT Anonymous
>>1339439 >Roll over 90 to dodge and dats when i realized maybe the gm didn't like me very much ;_;
Ashley "Ash" Steel
Quoted By:
>>1339439 >he jumps off the rock and lands near the arume >he picks up her gun and points both guns at the other arume >he looks at the guns he's holding Groovy
>he shoots the other arume dead Arume leader
>>1339457 >75 You punch one Arume pretty hard, knocking her to the ground. Keep this up and you might call all the nigs in the city together for a chimpout on the scale of planet of the apes
>>1339489 >98 You get out of there breddy fast, the Arumes are now focusing on Ashley and the kang
>9 You shoot yourself in the foot and fall off your rock, breaking both your arms and maybe your right shoulder
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339515 >he gets up >he cracks his arms into place as well as his shoulder Whew, that hurt.
>he picks up the guns he had >he shoots again Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:42:47 No. 1339547 Report >>1339515 FOLLOW ME BROTHAS WE NOW TAKING THE POWER OUT OF THE WHITEY OPRESSORS SO WE CAN RULE AS KANGZ ONCE AGAIN
>USE KANG SPIRIT TO PUNCH THESE CRACKAS DED Arume leader
>>1339534 >43 Your arms are still broken and one Arume fires at you. Roll over 60 to dodge because of your shot foot
>>1339547 >74 You break one of the Arume's jaws, and a black kang hears you. He screams out "FREE MAH NIGGA TYRONE". Soon, 2 others join him in the kang's cry. The Arumes shoot at you, roll over 40 to dodge
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339577 >rolls to dodge >if ((dodge)) >he does a mind over matter trick and shuts off the pain in his body >he fires again at the arume, aiming for their heads Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:48:20 No. 1339616 Report >>1339577 THE CRACKAS WILL NEVER IMPRISON ON US AGAIN BROTHAS
>DODGE AND KEEP USING KANG SPIRIT TO KILL THESE HO'ES Anonymous
Arume leader
>>1339606 >60 You don't get shot in any major body parts, but you do get you with a graze on your right arm. You graze an Arume
>>1339616 >61 Successful dodge, you punch one in the gut and 3 more blacks come from the city, yelling "DEATH TO WHITEY" and "JUSTICE FOR TYRONE". They join in to beat up the Arume that you just hit
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:53:29 No. 1339689 Report >>1339658 WE WUZ KANGZ AND WE WILL BE KANGZ AGAIN
JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL BROWN
>KEEP PUNCHING THEM USING KANG SPIRIT Anonymous
>>1339056 >Hears a sound >Stops masturbating and look outside >Invasion.jpeg Dear fedora....
>roll for weapon Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339658 >he then shoots automatically from left to right with his two guns at the arume >he aimed for their heads Arume leader
>>1339689 >98 Your niggas chimp out so hard they're starting planet of the apes. 14 more niggaz join you in beating the shit out of the Arumes, and some brought malt liquor, watermelon, and KFC too. The Arumes surrender to your mighty kang spirit, begging for mercy
>>1339696 >69 You shoot one straight through the skull, but then your pistol jams
>>1339691 >19 Rusty rifle that jams occasionally
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 22:59:52 No. 1339770 Report >>1339746 >RAPE THE ARUMES ALONGSIDE MY AFRICAN AMERICAN BROTHAS THE WHITEYZ WILL KNOW DEATH BUT FIRST WE SHOULD MAKE THEM BLACKED
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339746 >he takes a deep breath Whew... looks like they're done.
>he looks at alberto Thanks, man. Couldn't have done it without you.
Almost passing trap
>dons ugly trap getup to blend among the crowd yet avoid rousing suspicion Rolling for concealed weapon
Anonymous
>>1339746 >Zips dick, puts fedora on >Gets plastic katana and Rainbowdash plushie I-i'm sorry, my love, but I prefer this than letting then get you
>Slices katana across plushies neck, hides both behind the bed, grabs rifle and walks outside with tears rolling down my face I've lost everything, but I still have one thing to protect... One thing you shall not take from me... My virginity!
Arume leader
>>1339770 >07 You miss and somehow snap your dick. The other kangz are getting rowdy, you're gonna have to keep them together if you don't want them all to run off and get themselves killed
>>1339798 >89 You're healing well
>>1339801 >10 You're trying to conceal a rusty, old, beaten up .50 cal sniper that rattles when you move. Also you have a recognizable bulge
Anonymous
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:05:29 No. 1339845 Report >>1339826 SORRY MY FELLOW BROTHAS WE SHALL NOW MAKE THESE WHITE HOES BLACKED
>RAPES THESE CRACKAS Noobleone "The Butcher"
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339845 >>1339826 Hoooold on there, big fella.
>he takes one arume that isn't dead, and ties her up with some rope I need this one for interrogation.
DUKE NUKEM
>>1339056 I WAKE UP FROM MY AMERICAN SLEEP AND SEARCH FOR A CIGAR AND LIGHTER!!
Noobwood
Arume leader
>>1339821 >12 Arumes see you, and are somewhat disgusted by how morbidly obese you are
>>1339839 >>1339849 >93 and 94 Nice rolls Noob, you have a rad semi-auto sniper rifle that works perfectly
>>1339845 >54 Your KANGZ join in on raping the Arumes, even raping one to death. 1 more black joins you
>>1339871 >17 You drop her because of your broken arms
>>1339879 >97 You're equipped with balls of steel and your signature gun, along with a cigar
DUKE NUKEM
>>1339905 PUT THE CIGAR IN MY MOUTH, LIGHT IT, AND KICK DOWN THE DOOR.
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:10:37 No. 1339929 Report >>1339905 KEEP RAPING THESE HOES FOR FREEDOM AND AMERICA
>RAPES THEM PATRIOTICALLY DUKE NUKEM
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339905 >he picks up the arume again >this time he tries to bear the pain Noobwood
>>1339905 cool
i go to where the other guys are
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1339821 >Faces Arume >Sweat and tears cover my salty face That is fat shaming, you fiend! I will show you, with my ultimate technique...
>Aims the rifle,the fat on the cheeks falls over covering it Puri, Puri Shot!
>Fires at arume Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1339949 where ash and the nig are
Arume leader
>>1339919 >91 The door is absolutely fucked, and Arumes are scared of you and your balls of steel
>>1339929 >92 All your victims are full of black semen. Lucky for you, humans and Arumes can have children together. BLACKing successful. 20 more kangz join you, making a huge racket
>>1339946 >64 She's tied up, crying in fear while watching her comrades being raped by kangz
>>1339949 >94 You see an army of nigs raping an Arume, they haven't seen you yet
>>1339958 >85 BLAM, one shot kill. The other Arume draws her gun
Myles Kennedy
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:16:27 No. 1339995 Report >>1339985 GET THEM AND IMPRISON THEM
DUKE NUKEM
>>1339985 TELL IT TO BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS AND BACKHAND ONE OF THEM
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:16:44 No. 1340003 Report Quoted By:
IM GETTING QUADS
Noobwood
>>1339985 i put put cigar in my mouth
"what the fuck is going on here?"
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1339985 >ash looks down at the arume he is carrying >he sees that she is in horror There there, I won't do that to you. Just cooperate, and everything's going to be okay.
Arume leader
>>1339991 >19 You get the same weapon as the weeb horsefucker
>>1339995 >59 She gets dragged into an apartment building. Your army follows
>>1339998 >89 SHWACK, one is backhanded and turned into a crumpled mess on the ground
>>1340009 >90 The nigs have already left, follow them?
>>1340037 >73 She's crying and thrashing, but she listens
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1339985 >Already out of breath just for taking that recoil Another one shall bite the dust...
>Pass hand over forehead, it gets soaked in extra salty sweat Meat my salt, you deviant beast!
>Splashes sweat in the arume's direction Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:20:33 No. 1340067 Report >>1340044 MAKE A PRISON FOR THEM
A PRISON MADE FOR SEX SLAVES
DUKE NUKEM
>>1340044 LOOK AT THE OTHERS AND TELL THEM I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340044 >he follows alberto into the apartment building >he sets down the tied up arume in the hallways >he sits next to her, and lights a cigarette Times are tough, aren't they?
Noobwood
>>1340044 i follow them
how many are there
Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1340077 also saving dubs if i can
Myles Kennedy
>>1340044 >>1340074 >Myles walks over >He's singing softly "Peel back the skin, close your eyes..."
>He closes his eyes "...hell is born."
Arume leader
>>1340066 >dubs She's hit by the sweat, drops down and vomits, dropping her weapon
>>1340067 >76 Success, the one you brought to the apartment is crying and screaming at you and your gang
>>1340069 >96 They put down their weapons and beg you not to hurt them
>>1340074 >47 A nig notices you
"SHIEEEET, WHO DIS WHITEBOI"
>>1340077 >dubs You see there's 51 nigs in Alberto's army, they haven't noticed you
>>1340099 >dubs Some Arumes hear you and get spooked, they don't know where the sound is coming from
DUKE NUKEM
>>1340117 TELL THEM TO LINE UP ALONG THE WALL OR I WILL RIP THEIR TONGUES OUT AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSES
DUKE NUKEM
Quoted By:
>>1340127 ****SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSES
Noobwood
>>1340117 "ugh i hate niggers"
>>1340099 i radio to myles if i can
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:27:05 No. 1340132 Report >>1340117 >GANGBANG HER UNTIL SHE BLEEDS Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340117 >he freezes in fear Oh, me? I'm just a poor man. Don't hurt me, or this lady right here.
>pointing to the tied up arume >he holds her close to him Please, don't hurt us.
Myles Kennedy
>>1340117 >Myles continues walking over and singing "Crawl to the life you should have known."
>He stares at the arume "You fear what you've become, oh god, what have you done?"
>He crouches next to one of them "You don't belong here. But it's all in the way you touch and you obey..."
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340117 >Slowly approach her, looking down Know your end! ULTRA... GENETICAL... BODY SLAM!
>Tale a deep breath and then jump on the Arume, dropping with all my weight on it's body Arume leader
>>1340130 >03 all blacks stop what they're doing and look at you. all 51. One screams "WHAT YOU SAY WHITEBOY? RAYCIS PUNK ASS WHITEY. LES KILL EM MY BROTHAS" and they charge at you
>>1340132 >23 You're deafened by your comrades
>>1340127 >72 They line up on the wall, shivering
>>1340136 They don't notice you because of noob
>>1340145 >54 One Arume yells "What the hell?" and draws her weapon on you
>>1340157 >75 You break her hips and legs with your kang body
DUKE NUKEM
>>1340177 TELL THEM TO TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:32:21 No. 1340183 Report >>1340177 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT
>ORDER ALL MY KANGS TO STOP >>1340130 Leave Now Noob we don't want no Quarrel with you
Anonymous
Noobwood
>>1340177 i start running
i lead them to a group of arume
"hey arume these niggers were raping your soldiers!"
Myles Kennedy
>>1340177 >Oh fuck >Put my hand up and start singing loudly "Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh Anastasia!"
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340177 >he looks at the arume deeply in the eyes What's your name, sugartits?
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340177 (Wasted)
>Gets up with some difficult, sweat starts to visibly soak my shirt, and a bad smell of cum and sweats impregnates the area You're a tough one, huh? No one has ever survived my body slam...
>Beats it's head with the rifle until it's dead Arume leader
>>1340180 >08 They laugh at you, making mocking chicken sounds at you. They go to pick up their weapons
>>1340183 >38 They don't hear you
>>1340189 >98 The Arumes are furious at the mob charging at you, they ignore you in their rage. They fire at the nigs, killing 12 on the spot
>>1340190 >09 You get shot 10 times in the back
>>1340184 >48 A decent flamethrower
>>1340206 >60 They vomit their insides out before you can touch them
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:37:06 No. 1340226 Report >>1340219 AAAAAAAWG FUCK ATTACK AT WILL MEN
>USE KANG SPIRIT AND RAGE TO HELP THEM DUKE NUKEM
>>1340219 PUNCH THE ONE CLOSEST TO ME IN THE JAW AND SCREAM FOR THEM TO DO THE F U C K I N G CHICKEN DANCE
Myles Kennedy
>>1340219 >Fall to the ground "Shlip to the void..."
>He looks at the arume "I had my hands up, c'mon."
Noobwood
>>1340219 i start helping them sniping as much nigs as i can
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340219 >Shouts a post-kill warrior's cry >Coughs right after because I've ran out of breath I must find their leader, and duel them into submission...
>Adjusts fedora and starts to look around for any directions Arume leader
>>1340226 >The Arumes are overwhelmed by KANG power >>1340228 >82 You break an Arume's jaw, they drop their weapons and do the chicken dance
>>1340229 >92 "Hmpf, fine, we'll spare you"
She holds her hand out to you so you can get up
>>1340235 >53 You kill 2 kangz
>>1340236 >63 You find a low ranking officer with a gas mask on commanding an assault unit. The rest of the unit drop dead from your stench but the officer is spared by her gas mask
Myles Kennedy
>>1340264 >Take her hand "Thank you."
>Stand up "You gonna take me somewhere?"
>He winces from the pain from his wounds Noobwood
>>1340264 "arume retreat now!"
i lead them into a building
Anonymous
Roll to shoot everyone else and then myself.
DUKE NUKEM
>>1340264 THAT IS MUCH BETTER YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!! NOW I NEED YOU ALL TO SING GOD BLESS AMERICA!! EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS!!!
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:44:35 No. 1340287 Report >>1340264 KANGZ RETREAT NOW WE WILL KILL THESE HOES LATER
>MAKE THEM RETREAT BY GIVING THEM KFC Arume leader
>>1340272 >27 "YOU HUMANS ARE THE SAME, FUCK OFF REEEEEEE"
She thrashes around in her bonds
>>1340278 >87 You get away, too bad the Arumes helping you are dead
>>1340285 >58 "G-God... bless America?"
They're confused and scared of you, they've never heard music in their lives
>>1340287 >78 They retreat quickly
>>1340283 >38 You only shoot yourself and die
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340264 >Clears throat >Adjusts fedora, using all my experienced gained through harem animes, visual novels, h-games and date games, as well as catfishing people online M'lady...
DUKE NUKEM
>>1340308 FOR FUCKS SAKE!! HAND ONE OF THE ARUME MY GUN AND TELL THEM TO BLOW ON OF THE OTHER ARUME'S BRAINS OUT!! IF YOU DON'T DO IT I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
Myles Kennedy
>>1340308 >The fuck I thought she just shot me >Myles starts singing "Step into the dark, it's time..."
>He attempts to bandage his wounds Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:48:40 No. 1340334 Report >>1340308 FOLLOW THAT MAN NOW KANGZ HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TREASON AGAINST MANKIND FOR DESTROYING A KFC
>MAKE THEM FOLLOW NOOB Noobwood
>>1340308 "hold on! you don't want to kill me!"
>i laugh i open up my jacket revealing a fake bomb i made
if you kill me then we all die
>i laugh again Ashley "Ash" Steel
Arume leader
>>1340319 >91 "What do you want?"
She gags through her mask
>>1340329 >92 She gladly shoots herself out of fear of you
>>1340332 >23 One kicks you down
"Fuckin creepy human..."
>>1340334 >43 "Shieeet mang, where da white wimminz at?"
Nigs nod their heads all around, choming down KFC
>>1340337 They're nowhere near you
>>1340343 >30/34 "NEVER, I'LL NEVER TELL YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING HUMANS REEEEEE"
Myles Kennedy
>>1340362 >Ok I'm fucking lost "The fuck is wrong with you?!"
>He sits on the floor DUKE NUKEM
>>1340362 MOTOR BOAT ONE OF THEIR TITTIES AND ASK THEM WHAT HAVE WE ALL LEARNED TODAY!!?!!?!?!?!?
Noobwood
>>1340362 sheeiit
"i have information that will help you destroy the resistance"
(im not actually destroying the resistance you niggers im tricking them)
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:53:38 No. 1340388 Report >>1340362 KANGS FOLLOW ME I'LL LEAD YOU TO WHITE WYMMIN
>MAKE THEM ESCAPE ALL THE CONFLICT BY LEADING THEM TO THE APARTMENT WITH THE PRISONER Anonymous
>>1340362 enslave an arume
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340362 >Smiles as I realize that she has fallen to my charms Would you be kind to take me to your superior officers? I promise to reward your good will, if you know what I mean.
>Winks Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340362 >he frowns a little Hey, kid, I may be a bit dirty, but that's how humans are. You are a lot like us, so why would you judge us?
Arume leader
>>1340382 >28 "AAAAAUGHGHGH STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY YOU DISUSTING FUCK REEEEE"
She thrashes even more
>>1340386 >68 "W-what h-h-have we learned, sir?"
>>1340387 They still don't hear you
>>1340388 >dubs "YEAH MY NIGGAZ, LES GET SUM WHITE WIMMINZ N WATERMELON N SHEEEITT AND WE PARTY IN DAT SHIZZLE AWL NIGHT"
>40 nigs hear this and join your cause. You now have 77 kangz in your army >>1340390 >09 You get shot 30 times as you approach an Arume
>>1340402 >20 She unsheathes an Arume pistol
"STAY BACK, AAAAA"
>>1340403 >30 "You filthy disgusting humans are NOTHING like us, YOU EVIL, VILE, HORRIBLE MALE"
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Fri 07 Jul 2017 23:58:51 No. 1340438 Report >>1340429 >PROCEED TO GO AND SAVE ANON ''ANONYMOUS'' DASH FROM THE ARUME Myles Kennedy
>>1340429 >Gets kicked "IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMM ADDICTED TO PAIN! TOOOOOOOOOO ADDICTED TO FACE!"
Anonymous
>>1340429 Power through getting shot and keep trying to enslave arume
Noobwood
>>1340429 well if im that far away i just run
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340429 >he pats her head You're cute when you're angry.
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340429 >The tension of the situation makes me sweat even more, the smells gets stronger and covers a wider area Calm down sweetie, I don't want to go rough on you. If you play nice, I might take a liking to you.
Arume leader
>>1340438 >83 You and your army of kangz find the officer and their mouth starts watering
"Eyy white gurl u want sum BBC, eheheh"
>>1340443 >34 They draw their weapons, creeped the fuck out by you
"Just what the hell are you?"
>>1340447 >74 You grab the Arume, making her drop her weapon
>>1340449 >94 You run into some baked beans and medical supplies
>>1340451 >15 She bites your hand, causing bleeding
"BACK OFF, I'LL FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE THE PIG YOU ARE REEEEEEEEEE"
>>1340456 >65 Coughing intensifies, she drops her pistol because of the stench
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:04:07 No. 1340497 Report >>1340477 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT KANGZ
>Let them do whatever they wish with the Prisoner >>1340456 Hey There i have seen you were in some Trouble but it's all right now can you tell me your name and what you're doing out here in these dangerous parts?
Myles Kennedy
>>1340477 >Stops his singing *Clears throat*
"I'm Myles Kennedy. You might know me from my endeavours with Slash or Alter Bridge."
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340477 >he slaps her across the face with the hand she bit Hey, I'm playing nice with you. I saved your ass, why don't you give me some respect for that, huh? You're lucky I didn't let you suffer the same fate as your friends did.
Noobwood
>>1340477 i try to look for dual wield revolvers to go along with my sniper
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340477 Calm down, my good men. This one must be preserved for our own good.
>>1340497 Hajimemashite, my honorable friend. You may refer to me as Anon Dash, I'm a lonely kuro knight, roaming these streets and fighting this invasion.
>Face her again, lending her the my hand Will you help me, my dear lady?
Arume leader
>>1340497 >79 The kangz swarms the officer, powering through the stench and bringing her back to the base to put her with the other prisoner
>>1340505 >50 They lower their weapons
"Okay, just come with us"
>>1340507 >70 "O-ow..."
>>1340522 >dubs You find some damn NICE revolvers in pristine condition
>>1340527 She's been carried off by the nigger horde already, but she contemplates if this is a better fate than being taken by you
Myles Kennedy
>>1340542 >That was easy "Ok."
>Get up and follow them Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:09:25 No. 1340545 Report >>1340527 >Alberto Barbosa is Disgusted by the way this faggot talks I Think I Regret Doing Some Actions
>>1340542 KANGS ATTACK THIS MAN HE IS ACCUSED OF FAGGOTRY
Noobwood
>>1340542 "this'll do nicely"
i walk around hoping to find some other players other than the nigs
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:10:16 No. 1340558 Report >>1340545 Actually Don't do that
>>1340542 >RUSH IN WITH THE NIGGER ARMY TO SAVE MILES Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340542 Sorry I had to do that, it just snapped out of me.
>he smiles a little Are you okay?
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340545 >>1340542 I may be a kuro knight now, but that hasn't always been the case... Back in the days, people would call me.. a White knight...
>Stench increases, I aim my weapon I must tell you this, I'm the strongest when I fight to protect a good lady!
>Let our a huge burp, that feels like a roar, making everything shake Arume leader
>>1340543 >34 They grab your arms and put them in cuffs
>>1340545 >54 "YEAH LES KEEL DIS PUSSIBOI"
They attack the weeb brony
>>1340552 >25 You do, you find 3 Arumes who draw their weapons at you
>>1340558 >85 The nigs charge, beating 1 Arume within an inch of her life and disarming her, while the other Arume draws her weapons but to no avail as she has already been pushed to the ground and dragged around by the ravenous horde of blacks, like she's been pulled under by a riptide in a brown ocean
>>1340559 >95 "I-I'm okay..." She rubs her cheek
>>1340579 >97 Nigs flee from you, carrying a bunch of Arumes and escorting Myles back to the base
Myles Kennedy
>>1340587 >Stare the one thats putting the cuffs on me in the eyes "Tighter."
>Starts breathing heavily Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:15:47 No. 1340598 Report >>1340587 WAIT KANGZ THERE IS A FAGGOT THAT NEEDS A DEALING
>ORDER THEM TO ATTACK PONYFAG ATTACK KANGZ FOR OUR HOMELAND AND FOR OUR PAST
Noobwood
>>1340587 "i don't want any trouble..."
i keep my hands near my dual wield revolvers
Anonymous
>>1340587 Keep trying to enslave the arume
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340587 >>1340598 If only I had my Katana...
>Let out a warrior's cry, bursting my shirt, sweat flies everywhere, manboobs starting flapping around repealing enemy attacks BRING BACK M'LADY, OR FEEL MY WRATH!
Arume leader
>>1340594 >49 Your former captors are freaked out by you even more
>>1340598 >89 Blacks charge at the ponyfag, screeching at the whiteboi as they attack. Horsefag has to roll over 50 to not be beaten into a bloody pulp on the side of the road
>>1340599 >dubs The Arumes lower their weapons, intimidated by your revolver
"What do you want, human?"
>>1340608 >80 You drag the Arume back to the kang base
>>1340611 >dubs Your sweat KOs 10 nigs, and 30 turn heel and run. 37 are still on the offensive
Myles Kennedy
>>1340624 "Ok, lead on."
>Myles is kinda excited Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:21:27 No. 1340637 Report >>1340624 DON'T BACK UP MEN ATTACK NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>USE BESERK AND KANG SPIRIT TO HELP THE NIG NOGS AND BID THEM NOT TO FLEE Arume leader
>>1340628 >82 The cuffs deactivate, dropping to the floor. Your former captors are confused and afraid
>>1340637 >73 WORRRLLLL STAAAAAARRRR
20 of the fleeing nogs come back, attacking the weeb with a ferocity yet unseen. He has to roll higher than both this post and yours to survive
Oldfag OP !!h7GLbFJchRp
>>1340624 Start attempting to mind break her into serving me
Myles Kennedy
>>1340651 "I didn't do that..."
>Pick them up and attempt to put them back on Noobwood
>>1340624 "i want to help you... "
>i pace around them "you see i'm a great shooter. and an even better fighter, i'd make a good soldier... now i can either fight against you, or you can fight with me... join my rebellion against the arume empire. if you do i will become emperor, and i will shower you all with riches... you weren't even able to take earth yet, you are going to lose eventually. so join me, you won't regret it. i might even make one of you my empress..."
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:24:59 No. 1340667 Report Quoted By:
>>1340651 >Watch as my kangs Behead Him Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340624 WHAT YOU SEE NOW IS MY TRUE FORM... AND THIS...
>The stench increases with extra sweat, I cum in my pants, tits increase in speed and strengt THIS IS THE FORM THAT SURPASSES MY HUMAN SELF...
>Breathes in AND THIS
IS
FURTHER BEYOND!
>autsitically screeches as my fat bounces wildly causing shockwaves, body gets 300% more mass Arume leader
>>1340655 >dubs NOICE, your Arume is obedient to you
>>1340659 >95 They turn back on, and activate a feature that injects aphrodisiacs and powerful hallucinogens into your wrists
>>1340677 >dubs Kangz watch in horror as you inflate, shocked at your sudden new form
"Sh-shiieeet, what de fuck is dis nigga on?"
Anonymous
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:28:48 No. 1340698 Report Quoted By:
>>1340689 ATTACK THEM KANGZ GIVE NO QUARTER
Anonymous
>>1340689 Start to break her in as an obedient housewife
Noobwood
Myles Kennedy
>>1340689 >Oooooohh Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiittt >Myles pupils become dilated and he starts sweating a lot "Lead on..."
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340689 >I'm so overweight that time and space starts to bend around me >Teleports behind Alberto Barbosa >No words come out of my mouth, only a deafining screech as my tits multiply by thousands and fill him up in the ass, spreading and butchering his body in a thousand of pieces Arume leader
>>1340666 >HOLY SHIEET TRIPS The Arumes approach you
"Sure! You seem different from those other disgusting, vile humans. We'll join you in your resistance, the Arume forces are boooriiing"
>>1340701 >10 Her old self starts to come back... ever slowly
>>1340711 >dubs You experience the trip of a lifetime, whatever they put in that fuckin mix is good shit and you're harder than diamonds. The trip hasn't even ended yet and you're traveling through the world in your head except everybody is a gigantic duck with a head the size of an entire building, and they all poured salt out of their eyes
>>1340723 >32 you trip over and start breathing heavily. The kangz beat on your massive form as hard as they can, causing extreme bruising
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340689 >he looks at the arume he captured Again, what's your name?
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:34:45 No. 1340745 Report >>1340734 BEAT HIM UNTIL HE IS NEAR DEATH KANGZ
>Keep Watching from afar as the Kangz beat him Myles Kennedy
>>1340734 >Get really close to one of the arume >Slicks his lips really loudly >He's breathing really heavily Noobwood
>>1340734 "don't worry you'll be rewarded for this"
(how many are there?)
>i go to a nearby house "this'll be our new base get settled in"
>once we are settled in "now what are your names"
Myles Kennedy
Arume leader
>>1340737 >73 "N-name? We don't have names..."
>>1340745 >54 They're trying, this fatass is tougher than they thought
>>1340748 >84 There's 7 Arumes
"What's a name?"
>>1340746 >64 The Arume turns into an embodiment of each and every one of your fetishes while you're on your trip. Meanwhile in real life she's terrified of you
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340734 >A cry is heard from the me, as my body inflates >Starts rotating smashing nigs around me, then launches myself in a body slam against Alberto Barbosa Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:38:47 No. 1340777 Report >>1340766 WAIT MEN
BEHEAD HIM
ISIS STYLE
>GIVES THEM MY SCIMITAR NOW
Myles Kennedy
>>1340766 >He's dripping sweat and salivating at the mouth "Heeeeeeey."
>He touches her face with one of his hands Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340766 >he thinks for a moment Hmm, that's weird, how do your superiors address you? Must be quite difficult.
Noobwood
>>1340766 "so they didn't give you names huh, we can come up with names after. it also seems this house doesn't have 8 rooms so we'll have to share... "
Anonymous
>>1340766 Attempt to establish my dominance over her, her old self cannot come back
Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340766 >The speed of the my spin increases, the tits get so fast they cut like katanas and are used to defend the scimitar Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:42:35 No. 1340817 Report Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340817 >try to fight him with my last breath, thinking of my waifu Anon "Anonymous" Dash
>>1340844 >Reveal my final form, as a thousand plastic katanas come out of my body, cutting everything in in a mile radius >The autistic screeching stops, because the spinning is so fast that sound can't keep up Arume leader
>>1340767 >>1340777 >76 vs TRIPS "YEAHHH LES KILL THIS MUHFUGGEN MAMMOTH PUNK ASS BITCH BOI"
Your sword glows, flying out of your hand and slashing the weeb's head off with ease. His body gets absorbed into the sword, making it grow in power. Your sword now is so heavy it bends space and time around it, and only you can lift it
>>1340801 >10 "Eww, sounds guh-ROSS"
>>1340782 >28 Your trip turns bad, the Arume turns into a giant being that swallows you and drops you in a room of your worst fears and worst memories
>>1340805 >50 She goes back into a lulled state of obedience
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:52:12 No. 1340904 Report Quoted By:
>>1340889 >>1340844 >>1340812 Your first roll is final fag
Anonymous
>>1340902 Attempt to Impregnate her, making her my eternal housewife
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:53:42 No. 1340917 Report >>1340902 BROTHAS LISTEN TO ME
WE
ARE
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGZ
Myles Kennedy
>>1340902 >Now that's a bad trip >Fall on the floor and start screaming "SLIIIIIIP TO THE VOID!"
Noobwood
>>1340902 i choose the shyest ones for fun to share a room with me
"you two will share a room with me... then you three together, and you two together"
Arume leader
>>1340916 >61 success, you put the semen inside her
>>1340917 >71 All 77 niggas cry out with you "WE WUZ KANGZ NIGGA WE GETTIN BACK AT DEM WHITEBOYS". more niggas here you, 22 to be exact, and join your cause
>>1340923 >32 Your trip becomes worse and worse, even blending in with reality to become an unholy, terrifying mesh of sensory overloading terror
>>1340925 >52 "Okay..."
They're not disgusted at the least
Myles Kennedy
>>1340942 >Myles screams "HELP ME!"
>He then passes out Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 00:58:50 No. 1340955 Report >>1340942 LET'S GO BACK TO THE BASE MEN THERE ARE SOME BLACKED TO FILM NOW MOOOOOOOVE
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1340942 see
>>1340786 >>1340925 >he walks in without his arume Hey noob, is there a room where I can have to myself? I need to do some surgery on myself.
Noobwood
>>1340942 "alright your first mission is to get me a pancho, a cowboy hat, and some more cigars. whoever brings the best stuff get's to be second in command"
>i wait for them to return Anonymous
>>1340942 Continue to make her the perfect housewife, she will serve me, also make her wear the Hijab.
Noobwood
>>1340961 "sure, take any room"
Arume leader
>>1340951 >15 THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, you feel like your dick just separated from your body and slapped you across the room. The Arumes all become horrifying monsters of your worst fears and you're floating up to the roof. The background becomes flashing colors, making you vomit from the overload of the senses
>>1340955 >dubs "LESS DO DIS NIGGUZ"
40 more kangz join your party. You now have 139 kangz with you
>>1340961 >for >>1340786 "I-I dunno, they just shout out some code and we all do as told. It's automatic"
>>1340967 >76 They get your things quite fast. A blonde haired and green eyed one, about 5'6 in height comes back first with your things
"Is this okay?"
>>1340974 >47 She serves you perfectly well, but the hijab doesn't fit
Anonymous
>>1341018 MAKE the Hijab fit
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:05:26 No. 1341026 Report >>1341018 GANGRAPE THE PRISONERS AND MAKE BLACK BABIES WITH THEM
Myles Kennedy
>>1341018 >Myles begins sreeching "REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP!"
>He tries to pass out again Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341006 Thanks.
>he walks out, he picks up the arume he captured >he kicks open a door to a random room and goes in with the arume >he sets her down on a couch Hey, how about I call you "Yuko"?
Noobwood
>>1341018 "very good, you will be my second in command... keep this up and i might make you my empress."
>i smoke a cigar Arume leader
>>1341026 >62 The prisoners are now drowning in black semen, they'll make so damn many babies
>>1341022 >dubs The hijab fits perfectly, and looks cute on her
>>1341027 >72 The trip gets slightly better, the monster Arumes want to fug you, and they are futas with petite vaginas
>>1341030 >03 She suddenly breaks out of her bonds, and screeches "GRAAAAAAAAAAH, DEATH TO HUMANITY" and punches you in the face, breaking your nose and jaw. She throws you across the room and pounces at you once again
>>1341034 >43 "Hmm, smoking isn't good for you..."
Myles Kennedy
>>1341071 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAIT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHGHHH!"
>Rolling to pass out, please stop this Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:10:56 No. 1341085 Report >>1341071 >Get the Hijab out of the arume It Fits like my dick in a virgins ass i'm gonna take it off
Anonymous
>>1341071 Find another Arume and enslave her, hopefully without getting feminized.
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341071 >he gets into war mode >he gets up, and as soon as the arume pounces on him >he punches her square across the cheek >K.O. Sorry, yuko.
>he ties her up with stronger bonds Noobwood
>>1341071 "what the fuck was that?"
>i run up to dan's room >i point my pistol at her "calm down miss, i don't want to have to do this"
Arume leader
>>1341080 >08 IT GETS WORSE
You grow a vagina, their futa benises grow to 10 feet and they triple penetrate you while it gets more and more horrifying
>>1341090 >09 An Arume snipes you, but you don't feel any pain. You feel good, actually... things just begin to melt away as an Arume approaches you...
>>1341110 >01 You trip and shoot your entire clip into both of your testicles, and your hat catches on fire while your poncho explodes and Yuko becomes 200x stronger, attacks you, and breaks every single rib in your ribcage, before throwing you through a wall and into a squadron of 90 Arumes with heavy machine guns. This sqadron has a vehicle with a feminization machine in it and they're all super Arumes and they hate you with a passion. Meanwhile you get shot from every angle possible with snipers who have guns loaded with high power hallucinogens that cause you to go on the absolute worst trip of your life, which makes everything made of your worst fear. Also, your sniper rifle shoots you in the dick IRL because of a missfire from hitting the ground too hard. It breaks and both your revolvers rust and the hammers explode
Anonymous
>>1341157 POWER THROUGH, GET BACK TO ARUME WAIFU
Myles Kennedy
>>1341157 "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAIIIITTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I MEANT NOOOOOOO!"
>Rolling to pass out Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:23:08 No. 1341199 Report >>1341157 >Approaches Noob with my nigger army >Use the power of my scimitar to heal him You owe me one
Arume leader
>>1341199 >DUBS The Arumes are intimidated by your nigger army
>>1341085 >58 "Shieet, when do we get more fucken Arumes to do dis sheit with nigguh"
>>1341098 >89 You take her down quite easily and tie the bonds
>>1341173 >37 IT. GETS. WORSE. You feel pain in your benis which is flying off and beating you over the head with a spiked baseball bat. But this is just a trip
>>1341164 >46 Everything melts away as the Arume picks you up...
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341207 >fixes my jaw using the sheer force of my grip >hits my nose with my revolver to fix it >put Yuko in a bed, let her sleep >sleeps on the floor Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:25:39 No. 1341222 Report >>1341207 ''FEEL THE POWER OF THE KANG''
>USE MY SCIMITAR TO BEND TIME AND KILL MANY OF THE ARUME SOLDIERS Noobwood
Myles Kennedy
>>1341207 >Begin sobbing "WHY WON'T IT STOOOOP! PLEASE HELP ME SOMEONE!"
>Rolling to pass out Anonymous
>>1341207 Wake up and GTFO
Arume leader
>>1341221 >12 Your jaw and nose are even more fucked now
>>1341222 >TRIPS Every single one of the Arumes die from your scimtar, and are absorbed into the sword, increasing it's power
>>1341226 >62 You finally pass out
>>1341235 >53 You wake up a little, you're being carried to a large ship with the door open. Many Arume are around you, and haven't noticed you awake yet
Myles Kennedy
>>1341275 >Wew lad that took far too long >Rolling to wake up Anonymous
>>1341275 Wait for an opening, then destroy the arume, and hide, preparing to run away somehow.
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>Teleports in from anomaly caused by the power emanating form the scimitar Where the hell am I?
Noobwood
>>1341275 since time is bent i don't go upstairs when i hear the sound
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:31:07 No. 1341298 Report >>1341275 >GO UP TO SAVE THIS ANON FROM BEING KILLED >>1341285 Anonymous
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341275 >wakes up >uses professional medical equipment he finds in the room >he uses it and fixes his jaw and nose back to normal Noobwood
>>1341295 >also i talk to the second in command "i'll name you... rin"
Arume leader
>>1341283 >38 CAN'T WAKE UP
>>1341285 >58 You still can't move, there's no opening
>>1341290 >09 You're in an Arume base with a butter knife
>>1341298 >89 You and your army is there faster than normal time because of the power of your sword. The Arumes draw their weapons and tell you to back away from the ship
>>1341308 >80 Your Jaw and nose are less fucked, they look normal
>>1341311 >DUBS "Th-that's a GREAT name! Thank you!"
She hugs you
Myles Kennedy
>>1341340 WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:36:29 No. 1341366 Report >>1341340 YOU DROP THEIR WEAPONS YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE YOUR BETHREN DID BY ME ALONE
>USE THE SWORDS POWER TO MAKE THEM SURRENDER Anonymous
>>1341340 WELL I GOTTA MOVE! I GOTTA GET THE OPENING AND KILL THIS ARUME
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:36:57 No. 1341372 Report Quoted By:
Noobwood
>>1341340 >i blush "when the rest come back tell them to put barriers around the house."
>i put on my hat and pancho Arume leader
>>1341348 >84 You're awake and are absolutely diamonds, must be those aphrodisiacs
>>1341366 >DUBS They surrender, bowing down to the immense power of the sword
>>1341370 >07 You shit yourself because you can't move
>>1341375 "Okay!"
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341375 >he walks to you Hey man, you OK? Sorry Yuko lashed out on you. What's the next course of action?
Anonymous
>>1341398 Try to get myself to move somehow, wake up, pinch myself, yell at myself inside my brain. Harness sheer autism?
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:40:16 No. 1341418 Report >>1341398 >Put Slave Collars on their necks and make my ''Slaves Drag them to the base'',Also Save this anon >>1341370 Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341340 >ohfugg.jpg >Tries to sharpen butterknife on concrete with urine as coolant Myles Kennedy
Quoted By:
>>1341398 >I take a look around to see where I am Noobwood
>>1341407 well, i think we should try and convince yuko to join us. tell her... that you'd make her very happy if she joined you.
>i go upstairs to watch dan Noobwood
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341434 >>1341398 >he opens the door to his room and enters >he sees Yuko is sleeping >he wakes her up, carefully, making sure she doesn't lash out again Arume leader
>>1341415 >51 you get up with ease
>>1341418 >81 There were 81 Arumes in the ship, you capture them all. Your army is very pleased with you
>>1341419 >91 It's as sharp as a combat knife now, but Arumes surround you. What do?
Anonymous
>>1341455 Now I shall wait for an opening, when she's alone, and take her out using fighting skills
Myles Kennedy
>>1341455 >I try to look around again Arume leader
>>1341452 >25 "GRAAAAAH, FUCK YOUUUUU"
She thrashes around, not being able to break the bonds
>>1341463 >36 You do, but your dong hurts
>>1341461 >16 You trip and every Arume laughs at you
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2
Alberto Barbosa !Owr5jD7bN2 ID:LBMUq7oC Sat 08 Jul 2017 01:45:37 No. 1341488 Report >>1341483 >Save this anon >>1341461 From being killed and bring him to the base Myles Kennedy
Quoted By:
>>1341483 >That's great but where the fuck am I? "Ooohh, my dick feels like shit."
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341455 [whispers] Damn!
>sprints towards the nearest patch of concealment Anonymous
>>1341488 Seeing that this guy is helping me
>>1341483 Attempt to enslave as many arume as possible
Arume leader
>>1341488 >1488 You and your army evolve into white people, and you keep the sword. You also take the anon back to base
>>1341499 >dubs you hide out successfully
>>1341501 >10 You fall on your face like a stupid cunt
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341483 >he looks at noob She's quite feisty.
>he tries to calm her down Hey, hey, settle down.
Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1341518 "hey rin you think you can calm her down?"
Anonymous
>>1341516 Meet my arume slave and see how she's been doing
another leaf
*wakes up*>rolls to stay asleep
Arume leader
>>1341518 >81 She calms down, but still breathes heavily
>>1341528 >82 She's been doing fine
>>1341537 >73 You sleep
Myles Kennedy
>>1341559 >Look around to see where I am this time Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341488 >Alberto Barbosa Transform into Adolf Hitler and his army of niggers become an SS Squadron KAMERADEN WE SHALL MAKE WHITE BABIES WITH THE PRISONERS WE'D MADE
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341516 >listens for footsteps to try and determine how many there are and where they are Noobwood
>>1341559 >to rin "call everyone over, we have a meeting."
Anonymous
>>1341559 Have her start doing domination to me, obviously I keep her under my thumb but she will dom me occasionally
Arume leader
>>1341571 >17 You're outside, naked, and at least 5 Arumes are looking at you
>>1341572 >27 They're in shock from suddenly becoming white, they can't hear you
>>1341577 >dubs You hear 200 Arumes in the base
>>1341586 >68 "Okay"
All of the girls are called over
>>1341594 >49 She's still slightly subish when she's dominating you
Anonymous
>>1341629 As my final action in this thread, marry her, and produce many children as my totally loyal wife. If I fuck this up feel free to do whatever.
Myles Kennedy
>>1341629 "Heh. Hello."
>Pretend like nothing happened *Clears his throat
"Weren't we meant to be going somewhere?"
>Climbs to his feet Noobwood
>>1341629 "do any of you know where the arume base is?"
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341629 SIEG HEIL KAMERADEN WE SHALL MAKE WHITE BABIES WITH THESE PRISONERS FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE AND PEOPLE SIEG HEIL
>RAPE THE PRISONERS Noobwood
Noobwood
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:00:47 No. 1341676 Report >>1341559 >Realizes he hasn't recorded an isaac video today "AYYERRYBODY!"
>realizes he is not in his home >Egg senses are tingling >Roll to wake up and avoid potential oncoming threat Arume leader
>>1341637 >73 You produce 4 healthy children
>>1341639 >93 You have a pretty big benis, the Arumes are all looking at it
>>1341643 >34 "Huh, no, we suddenly forgot it..."
>>1341644 >dubs EVERYBODY heils, and they each produce twins by raping the prisoners. You produce 4 twins
>>1341676 >67 You're out of danger, and hear a loud screaming coming from somewhere behind you
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341629 Hey, Yuko, you want to join the resistance? We'll treat you well.
Myles Kennedy
>>1341690 "Uh. D-don't suppose you have any clothes?"
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341667 >>1341666 Off by one!!
>>1341629 >attempts to sneak behind an unaware patrol Noobwood
>>1341690 "listen i know that you don't want to hurt your comrades... we aren't going to attack them we'll just convince them to join us. you can trust me."
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341690 ATTENTION
>CALL A MEETING FOR EVERYONE TO REDENVOUZ AT THE HOUSE SO WE CAN DISCUSS PLANS Arume leader
>>1341693 >39 "NO, NEVER, REEEEEEE FUCK HUMANS"
>>1341707 >70 One of the Arumes speak up
"Why would you need clothes~"
>>1341716 >61 You're right behind a patrol of 6 Arumes
>>1341718 >81 "OOH! I REMEMBER! The main base is a bit north from here!"
>>1341728 >82 They all go to this house you set up
Myles Kennedy
>>1341757 >k "Never mind. Don't you want to capture me or something?"
>Stroke my dick cause it hurts Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341757 >Reaches out to grab the one in the very back Noobwood
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>>1341757 >i talk to hitler "i have a plan to take the base without killing anyone"
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341757 TODAY MAN WE DINE IN HELL
>SAVE MILES AND THEN PROCEED TO SAVE JIMMY E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:09:25 No. 1341801 Report >>1341690 Screaming? Male of Female?
if((female))
>Run away if((male))
>Run away, but homo-erotically. Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341792 Only Save Miles,Save Jimmy Later because Noob has called me
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341757 >he laughs a little You act like its a choice...
>he pulls out a chainsaw >he revs it, its spinning like a mother fucker I was just asking to make you feel better... now, join the resistance.
Arume leader
>>1341771 >17 "Oh, yeah. I just remembered! Uhh..."
One draws her weapon
"Put your hands up and come with us or we'll shoot!"
Your benis feels better
>>1341782 >28 You touch her, but she whips around and smashes your jaw, making you drop your weapon
>>1341792 >29 You're gonna have to take a while to get to the base
>>1341801 >10 You trip and 4 Arumes find you
>>1341815 >51 "NOOO DON'T KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1341814 "alright we i have 7 arume soldiers on my side. we can make them act like hostages, and make them surrender... we'll go up to them say we want to talk, and keep the fake hostages in the back with a bunch of soldiers. once we get talking i believe we can convince them to surrender and join us"
Myles Kennedy
>>1341831 >Puts up his hands "You guys confuse me..."
>Go with them Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341831 >Save Miles From Being Killed because he will get if i don't intervene >Also use the power of my claymore to Make the Arume Surrender Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341831 >rushes her in an attempt to get himself and her out of the line of sight E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:15:20 No. 1341863 Report >>1341831 Plead for my life
"Please don't hurt me! I respect women!"
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341831 I don't want to do this, trust me. I'm on your side, believe it or not. Don't make me do this, just join us, we'll even treat you well. So what's your choice? Is it yes, or is it no?
Arume leader
>>1341841 >14 "Okay I'm just gonna-"
>>1341844 >DUBS The Arumes see your claymore and surrender, feeling the power from your sword
>>1341856 >65 You run, and are now getting shot at
>>1341863 >36 "just shut up and come with us"
>>1341870 >07 "NO, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUU"
She spits in your eye and breaks her bonds before lunging at you and punching a hole through the chainsaw's motor
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAHGRLBLBLBLBLBL"
Myles Kennedy
>>1341896 >Myles is still naked >Looks over to Billy "Hey thanks, man."
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341896 >Take them to the base and Save Miles before he dies >Also Proceed to where Ash is Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341896 >Tries to break line of sight and hide Noobwood
>>1341896 i go upstairs
"don't make me kill you... unlike ash i'm not afraid to kill a woman"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:20:29 No. 1341932 Report Quoted By:
>>1341896 "O-ok miss."
>get's up Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341896 >he wipes the spit out of his eye I warned you.
>he pulls out his shotgun >he sticks it in Yuko's mouth while she's screaming >she blows her brains out Ashley "Ash" Steel
Quoted By:
>>1341943 he blows her brains out*
Myles Kennedy
>>1341916 >Myles then starts running around in circles and sings "MAMA I'M BENT TO FLYYYYYYYYY!"
Arume leader
>>1341922 >even more fuckin dubs You arrive at the base quickly
>>1341924 >42 you get shot in the leg
>>1341943 >34 She snaps your shotgun in half and throws both pieces across the room. She punches you in the shoulders so hard it breaks both of them
>>1341926 >62 She turns around, picking up Ash and throwing him across the room
"Hmpf, I remember you. I'm surprised you lived that encounter..."
>>1341964 >46 it attracts Arume to your location
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1341984 >Go to Where Dan is So quick and difuse the Situation as quickly as possible Ash what the fuck man Stop
Myles Kennedy
>>1341984 >He starts singing really fast "Somebody wake me from this nightmare that never ends."
>He stand still and starts spinning his wang around Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1341984 >limps towards a hiding spot Noobwood
>>1341984 i shoot her repeatedly with my dual wield pistols
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1341984 >uses his dubs >he fixes his shoulders, shot gun, and chainsaw >dusts himself off Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1342011 ignore this, and save my dubs
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342011 >Stop Noob from Doing this Arume leader
>>1341998 >89 "I KNOW!"
>>1341999 >TRIPPPS Your dong kills the Arume somehow, and they're sent flying through a highly explosive truck carrying Arume ammunition, killing 2 more Arumes
>>1342008 >80 You're hidden for now
>>1342011 >dubs She gets shot every single time, before being thrown out of a window by the impact
>>1342024 Your shit's all fixed
>>1342034 too late
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342044 >Fugg Use my Claymore to go back in Time and Stop Noob from doing that E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:31:08 No. 1342059 Report >>1341984 >Suddenly pulls out a Katana 'HAH, see, while you were invading america, I was studying the blade!"
>*wshiing* "Nothin' Personnel kid."
>Make like a broom and absolutely dust these chicks Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342054 >>1342044 >CHANNEL THE POWER OF EVROPA TO GO BACK IN TIME AND SAVE YUKO Myles Kennedy
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>>1342044 >He sings "I know, I know, we need a hero toniiiiiight!"
>Walk my naked ass to the house everyone is at "Hey guys, thanks for the help back there."
Noobwood
Arume leader
>>1342054 >45 Your claymore isn't powerful enough yet, you must kill more Arumes
>>1342059 >95 They get slashed up, killing them
>>1342067 Refer to your last post
>>1342077 >Dubs With the help of dubs, Hitler goes back in time and pushes Yuko out of the way, shortly before going back to the future and seeing Yuko beating the everloving fuck out of Ash
Myles Kennedy
>>1342103 >After arriving back at the house proceed to look for some arume we have helping us Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342103 OK STOP NOW
YOU ARE GOING TO HELP US OR I'M GONNA TORTURE IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND IMAGINABLE TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE PAIN YOU CAN
>UTILIZE THE CLAYMORE TO HELP ME INSTILL FEAR IN HER Noobwood
>>1342110 I USE THE POWER OF DUBS TO REVERSE THIS!
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1342103 >war mode >slices Yuko in half as she is beating me up E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:40:27 No. 1342151 Report >>1342103 "HE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT"
>run around screaming "LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO"
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
Quoted By:
>>1342129 >Prevent Dan from doing this Arume leader
>>1342110 >1 Yuko sees you, before going into a rage unknown by even hell itself. She punches you through 13 buildings, before leaping on top of you and shattering your ribcage before throwing you through a window into a base populated by 1,000 Arumes. Yuko flies in, beats the shit out of you even more, and finally breaks every bone in your body. Good luck :^)
>>1342117 >>1342123 >>1342129 You couldn't stop Yuko in time. She comes back to base, in a horrible rage stronger than ever before
>>1342151 >15 An Arume sees you and shoots you in the back
Noobwood
Quoted By:
>>1342163 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Myles Kennedy
>>1342163 >I can fix this >Roll around in pain >Screaming "AIUEBNGROUEGN LINDF JIUAH RIAJNJAERJKH."
>Or something like that Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1342163 All right, lets dance.
>he pulls out a book, which has dark magic >he starts chanting words, he levitates >dark power starts to surge inside him >dark lightning shoots out from him >he yells a war cry and he flies at 300 miles per hour into Yuko, smashing her 9 miles into the ground Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
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>>1342163 >TFW I Just want to help but no one understands me >Cries in a corner Arume leader
>>1342181 >18 30 Arumes approach you, afraid of what power you have that Yuko had to be sent on you
>>1342197 >79 She screeches, pushing back against you, creating trenches where her feet slide "GRAWHLBRABLBLBLBL REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
The Arume must have forgotten about me by now...>peeks out of his hiding place to check for Arume guards
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1342208 Hey, she-bitch, let's go.
>he puts his shotgun to her forehead >the shotgun is made out of dark matter for the moment >he fires it and it is so powerful it blows her into oblivion >the explosion is so huge, it leaves a fire wall coming out of the trenches Myles Kennedy
>>1342208 "P-please. No more..."
>Rolls around in pain "It hurts. It hurts so much..."
>Lets out a quiet "ooooooh Anastasia..."
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 02:50:37 No. 1342245 Report >>1342163 "ACK, Undone so swiftly and without hesitation!"
>keel over "I have failed you Kairo Sejuro."
*Dies*
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342208 FUCK THIS I'LL DO THINGS MY OWN WAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>GO TO THE ARUME BASE AND PROPOSE TO JOIN THEM Arume leader
>>1342222 >MOTHERFUCKING QUADS As you peak out, the Arumes have a heart attack. Because of a genetic defect from the Arume cloning process, 199 Arumes in the base drop dead. The one last arume left is a quadruple amputee with downs syndrome and autism and a bad case of AIDS.
>>1342240 >04 You cough up blood, and they take you to a metal room
>>1342232 >23 She punches you through the building, grabbing your shotgun and throwing it at Hitler
>>1342259 >95 They accept you
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342275 KAMERADEN WE FOLLOWED THE WRONG PEOPLE WE SHALL NOW FOLLOW THESE CUTE ANIME LADIES TORWARDS OUR FREEDOM, SIEG HEIL AND NEVER DESPAIR
>TRAIN THE ARUME SOLDIERS SO THEY CAN BE FUCKING INVINCIBLE Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1342275 Looks like you're going to have to have a talk with satan...
>he chants some words from the book he is holding >he opens a portal to hell, it is sucking Yuko in Myles Kennedy
>>1342275 "Y-you want me alive. I'm more powerful than them! ALL OF THEM!"
>Coughs up more blood "IIIII'MM ADDICTED TO PAAAAAIINN!"
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342275 >>1342293 >SHOOT ASH INTO FUCKING OBLIVION USING THE POWER OF EUROPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE FOR WANTING TO KILL MY WAIFU
Noobwood
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>>1342275 "rin, things are started to get ugly i need your help with something..."
Ashley "Ash" Steel
>>1342307 >he deflects the the power and shoots it at Yuko Jesus man, you're evil even when the war is over.
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1342275 >puts the last Arume in the base out of her misery Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342324 YOU TRIED TO KILL THE ONLY PERSON I'VE EVER LOVED DIE NOW SCUM
>KEEP SHOOTING ASH Ashley "Ash" Steel
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>>1342333 >he gets blown into oblivion Arume leader
>>1342293 >39 She smashes your jaw into milllions of fragments, stopping your chanting before ripping the book into shreds
>>1342287 >78 The Arumes are stronger now
>>1342296 >69 "S-should we heal him?"
Another Arume responds
"Sure..."
They heal you and put you back into the chamber
>>1342307 >70 You shoot him in the stomach, the power of the gun doubles because of Evropa's spirit
>>1342328 >82 Welp, you have the whole base to yourself now
>>1342333 >TRIIIIIIIIPS Your claymore flies out of your hand and stabs ash through the chest as he's shot, allowing the blade to absorb Ash and become even more powerful
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
>>1342350 >Check on Yuko to see how she is Myles Kennedy
>>1342350 "H-hey. What is this thing? Oh, and thanks for fixing me up, she really did a number on me."
>Myles is still naked Noobwood
>>1342350 "rin there are things a woman can do for a man that can relieve stress for both of them..."
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1342350 Well shit, now what?
>Proceeds to move corpses outside in a pile, looting weapons and gear along the way... E-Sports Pro "Northernlion"
E-Sports Pro "Northernlion" ID:k8OYSzE9 Sat 08 Jul 2017 03:07:37 No. 1342406 Report Quoted By:
>>1342245 Is ghost
"Oh."
Gets resurrected by a 69 (
>>1342296 )
"Oh."
Is no longer ghost
>Attempts to play dead >Attempts to stand the pain >Attempts to remain conscious Arume leader
>>1342364 >46 She autistically screeches at you
>>1342370 >07 "C-can you hide that... THING you have?"
One of the Arumes cringe at your benis
>>1342389 >98 She becomes as red as a cherry
>>1342397 >79 You find some high tech weapons and armor made by the Arumes
Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
Myles Kennedy
>>1342417 "Hey! You try keep your dick in shape after you get punched through..."
>He starts to count on his fingers "...thirteen buildings. Besides, you can get me some clothes if you really want, but I can't do that when you have me locked in here."
Noobwood
>>1342417 i grab her close and kiss her
Drunkle Keith: Timelord
>>1342417 Huh... cool!
>puts on armour and equips weapons while loading the rest onto a transport I sure hope there's fuel in this thing...
Arume leader
>>1342434 >43 SUPERSONIC AUTISTIC SCREECHING
>>1342453 >53 "Okay okay! Just cut the video feed!"
>>1342467 >76 She faints
>>1342508 >80 There is. Looks like you're gonna get home safely
and with that I'm ending this autistic trainwreck of a thread
Noobwood
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>>1342531 i wake her up and do it again
Myles Kennedy
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>>1342531 >Cut the video feed >Use this time to use my rock voice to break open the metal room >Begin autistically screeching Adolf Hitler !Per5LRpX0g
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>>1342531 >Try to Comfort Her again